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Seb @dfluke.net · Aug 17
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men dessverre var nordmenn for norske
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ghoward1950.bsky.social
If Alan Dershowitz is in any way a measure "of where I am," shoot me immediately because life is no longer worth living.
kattenbarge.bsky.social Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 18h
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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vikrambath.bsky.social
She is literally doing a book tour for her memoir about her affair. The publisher is Simon & Schuster
She committed a cardinal blow-up-your-career sin and was summarily fired for it.That’s the price and she paid it. What’s left is the titanic sexual shaming of a woman, Monica Lewinsky-style. No one’s going to be proud of this coverage in 20 years.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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gatinarios.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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wewantplatesbot.bsky.social
Absolutely nothing to do with the theme of the bar, btw
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November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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jukeboxcomix.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Octopus Facts
(rerun)
A four panel comic strip. In the 1st panel, an octopus is seen within the frame, with a textbox explaining "an octopus can fit through any hole larger than its beak." In the second panel, the text continues, "this means an octopus as large as 600 lbs can potentially fit through a hole the size of a quarter." As this unseen narrator says this, the octopus slips out of a small opening in the frame of the comic going between panels. In the third panel, the octopus is completely absent, the narrator says "oh no." Finally we see the octopus having fully broken out of the comic panels, scooting its way out of the comic, holding a cellphone and saying "hey- tell the boys Vinny The Thumbs is out of hoosegow. I know a couple of 'em won't be too thrilled but it's more fun if they have a head start."
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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artologica.net
Hey guys! I'm having a sale on all my silk #sciart scarves and ties 😊 🐡🧪🧠
Banish the Boring and Beige
This year, give gorgeous, geeky gifts
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November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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themerl.bsky.social
First up: scientists said it couldn't be done. But we put our logo on a scroll, and then got a mouse to hold it while riding a lobster.

Be wowed:
merl-shop.co.uk/shop/curiosi...

Original artwork from @uorspeccoll.bsky.social.
A mug and a coaster are adorned with an artwork of a mouse riding a lobster, holding a scroll decorated with the device of The Museum of English Rural Life.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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cartoonbrew.bsky.social
With Disney’s 'Zootopia 2' hitting theaters and introducing the brand-new character Gary De’Snake, we’re taking a look at some of the funniest, creepiest, and most memorable cartoon snakes throughout animation history.
www.cartoonbrew.com/cartoon-stud...
Animation’s Most Unforgettable Snakes: 16 Scene-Stealing Reptiles
A deep dive into animation’s funniest, scariest, and most inventive snakes, from Golden Age classics to modern CG icons and hidden gems.
www.cartoonbrew.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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drandrewthaler.bsky.social
For the record, the turkeys appear to be fairly ordinary broad-breasted whites. This breed, notably, cannot reproduce naturally because the way they've been bred for lots of white meat prevents their bits from lining up.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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randommetalgear.bsky.social
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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ansispurins.bsky.social
2.0 #comics
two cats at home, descend into destructive chaos when left unattended.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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annesh.no
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
Four articulated buses blocking each other in a roundabout making them stuck.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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saskajanet.bsky.social
My experience with Ruffed Grouse is that unlike their “heart attack bird” cousins, the Sharp-tailed Grouse, they just walk around like they own the place (which they do) #birds 🌿
Chicken-like bird with beautiful mottled brown feathers and a crest is standing on snowy ground looking back over its right shoulder.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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kendrawrites.com
Not the cranberry sauce 😭
chanda.blacksky.app Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 6h
Amazing economy Trump has put together

Source: The Guardian
www.instagram.com/p/DRhUQcnk_A...
Bar chart showing how every Thanksgiving staple is more expensive, especially ham (49% more) and cranberry sauce (22% more)
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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bettypiccioli.bsky.social
BIEN ENTENDU l'affiche de cet événement "convivial et authentique" (comprendre reac) est fait en IA gen parce que POURQUOI PAS.

Il y a des putains de meules de viande au sol.
Affiche hideuse en IA gen pour une foire au gras. On y voit une place de marché cliché, des meules de viande posées par terre, des fraises de 3 kg accrochées en l'air, des fruits et légumes qui n'existent pas, des gens à qui il manque des bras, etc...
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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elmore.zone
Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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dfluke.net
ja men hvordan kan du være så USOLIDARSK at du ikke legger deg flat sånn vi gjør fordi vi er prinsippløse kjøtere for våre forsøk på å tvinge Norge inn i EU med trusler og trusler og fascisme din jævla storkjefta ikke-fascist

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November 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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dfluke.net
Dette er det EU som mange motbydelige nordmenn ønsker skremme-true andre til å stemme på for å melde Norge inn i fordi de ser for seg at deres politiske blokk dermed får mer makt.

bsky.app/profile/thej...
thejournal.ie The Journal @thejournal.ie · Sep 10
Ursula von der Leyen used her State of the Union speech today to warn Israel that Europe does not approve of its starvation of Palestinians.

The President of the European Commission stopped short of calling it genocide in what has been her strongest statement on the issue.
jrnl.ie/6812519
Von der Leyen warns Israel famine cannot be 'weapon of war' in major EU speech
The President of the European Commission stopped short of calling it genocide in what has been her strongest statement on the issue.
jrnl.ie
September 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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dfluke.net
mi mø melda odss inn i EU det må mi noke anna he usolidarskgø he då inn i e uuu inn i han må mi ja det må mi mø mø e uuu uuuuuju

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theins.press The Insider @theins.press · Aug 30
Russian billionaire Konstantin Nikolaev received EU subsidies while a company linked to him was importing hundreds of Austrian Glock pistols to Russia

Since 2022, the gun magnate’s Tuscan winery has received more than €100,000 in EU funds.
Russian Billionaire Konstantin Nikolaev received EU subsidies while a company linked to him was importing Austrian Glock pistols to Russia
In 2023, the Russian company Promtekhnologiya imported 200 Austrian Glock pistols
theins.press
September 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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dfluke.net
DU skylder dem DIN stemme, men ikke frykt: De skal bruke evt. makt til jobbe for å outsource enda mer av Norges lovverk, og så kanskje slutte blotte de antidemokratiske holdningene de tilsynelatende har både sentralt og bredt 👍🏼

Men husk, de er rasjonelle og mener vel da! Tenk på fremtidens fattige.
August 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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dfluke.net
På samme side skriver de også bla. at Norge bør bli med i EU for å "styrke demokrati", tross i de antidemokratiske holdningene de daglig viser mens de insisterer på at individuelle stemmer i Stortingsvalg i 2025 kan være "bortkastede" (selvfølgelig tilfeldigvis, med mindre du stemmer på dem)

🙄
August 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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dfluke.net
Mdg skriver at de ønsker Norge inn som medlem av det fascistfylte EU bla. pga. "internasjonal solidaritet"... interessant gitt EU's syn på folkemord og innvandring.

(se andre og tredje innlegg over her)

mdg.no/politikk/eur...
klipp fra lenket side på Miljøpartiet de grønne Mdg sin offisielle webside, angående: Europa og EU Norge trenger en ny folkeavstemning om medlemskap i EU. Den sikkerhetspolitiske situasjonen i Europa, den stadig mer akutte klima- og naturkrisen, internasjonal solidaritet og norsk økonomi fordrer tett europeisk samarbeid på alle politikkområder. Vi mener at Norge bør delta mer aktivt i dette samarbeidet.
August 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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dfluke.net
Dette er det fascistfylte EU stygge jævla pro-EU jævler også her og kanskje også i ditt fascistfylte hjem og hatfylte familie og drittslekt ønsker true og skremme resten av landet med i i enda større grad. Dette er det disse anser seg selv som rasjonelle og solidariske medmennesker for å støtte.
snip from previously linked Guardian commentary: Even a modest commission proposal to partly suspend Israel from the EU’s €95bn Horizon Europe research programme – an initiative that the EU’s former foreign policy chief Josep Borrell has described as a “bad joke”, given the scale of Israel’s atrocities – remains blocked by Germany and Italy. Israeli exports to the EU actually rose in early 2024. The German chancellor, Friedrich Merz, says Berlin is now stopping exports of military equipment to Israel that could be used in Gaza. But this follows almost two years of unabated military support: arms export licences from Germany alone amounted to €485m of equipment in the 19 months after 7 October. I understand Europe’s historical guilt, internal divisions and deep economic ties with Israel. But it is impossible to ignore a more uncomfortable truth: Europe’s political and moral paralysis over Gaza is intimately linked to the structural racism and violence which so many black, brown and Muslim Europeans face every day. It is clear to me that attitudes towards Gaza are shaped by an enduring colonial mentality that is embedded in the EU’s foreign, trade and migration policies. The same dehumanising logic applied to racialised Europeans and refugees from Africa, Asia and the Middle East is now in plain view in the EU’s abandonment of the Palestinian people.
August 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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dfluke.net
Dette er det fascistfylte EU mange norske partier konstant forsøker true og skremme for å forsøke overbevise oss om at vi må kapitulere mer av våre eget lovverk og reguleringer til. Dette er det mange nordmenn ønsker delta i, også mange nordmenn her, de hatfylte fascistforeldrene og slekta deres.
There's a word for the EU's inaction over Gaza: racism | Shada Islam
Europe frames the suffering of Palestinians in Gaza as a humanitarian crisis rather than a deliberate political choice. There will be a moral reckoning, says Shada Islam, a commentator on EU affairs
www.theguardian.com
August 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM