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David Paxton
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It was in my opinion some of Bruce Forsyth’s finest acting.
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Yes… Ha ha ha… Yes!
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
You people are worst then Hilter!!
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
God dammit, that Meme Fellow is right!! 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
"Anything Donald Trump says should be a concern for us all.

- Everybody, 2016

Sir Keir is a bit late with his Plot Twist...
January 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Starmer is three months late and two stages behind...
January 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Yes- up until then, no one had eve kissed a Canadian on screen.🫡
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I'd happily crowdfund more for them to keep him...
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I firmly maintain that instead of "Seafire", all Fleet Air Arm versions should have been "Supermarine Shitehawks".
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Picture of Wilhelm looks a bit kAIser…
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
And they bringeth with them tres toftus of lande and five cattel.
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
That”s as astonishing as Kilimanjaro rising like Olympus above the Serengeti!!
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
That's the one who only brings presents to good Aryan children...
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
All The Gear. No Fucking Idea.
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
He also thinks that jacket looks good.
I'm prepared to state that at least one of these facts will be provably false...
January 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The one on the right would dae if ye squint your eyes a bit and ignore the odour of three day old lynx…
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Iron Captain was always my favourite character...
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new... boot you straight in the balls with no warning"
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Diamonds Are A Solid Form Of Pure Carbon With its Atoms Arranged In A Crystal.
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A Noseybonk baby means of course there is some sort of horrific Noseybonk mating ritual.

Dear Christ...
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Run! Don't look in his eyes and RUN, FOR PITY'S SAKE!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Frizinghall Cannibal case... police never identified the fifth victim.
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Not since In Those Days or maybe even Yesteryear.
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM