David Paxton
@dfpaxton.bsky.social
It was in my opinion some of Bruce Forsyth’s finest acting.
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
It was in my opinion some of Bruce Forsyth’s finest acting.
Yes… Ha ha ha… Yes!
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Yes… Ha ha ha… Yes!
You people are worst then Hilter!!
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You people are worst then Hilter!!
God dammit, that Meme Fellow is right!! 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
God dammit, that Meme Fellow is right!! 🫡
"Anything Donald Trump says should be a concern for us all.
- Everybody, 2016
Sir Keir is a bit late with his Plot Twist...
- Everybody, 2016
Sir Keir is a bit late with his Plot Twist...
January 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"Anything Donald Trump says should be a concern for us all.
- Everybody, 2016
Sir Keir is a bit late with his Plot Twist...
- Everybody, 2016
Sir Keir is a bit late with his Plot Twist...
Starmer is three months late and two stages behind...
January 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Starmer is three months late and two stages behind...
Yes- up until then, no one had eve kissed a Canadian on screen.🫡
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Yes- up until then, no one had eve kissed a Canadian on screen.🫡
I'd happily crowdfund more for them to keep him...
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I'd happily crowdfund more for them to keep him...
I firmly maintain that instead of "Seafire", all Fleet Air Arm versions should have been "Supermarine Shitehawks".
January 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I firmly maintain that instead of "Seafire", all Fleet Air Arm versions should have been "Supermarine Shitehawks".
Picture of Wilhelm looks a bit kAIser…
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Picture of Wilhelm looks a bit kAIser…
And they bringeth with them tres toftus of lande and five cattel.
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
And they bringeth with them tres toftus of lande and five cattel.
That”s as astonishing as Kilimanjaro rising like Olympus above the Serengeti!!
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
That”s as astonishing as Kilimanjaro rising like Olympus above the Serengeti!!
That's the one who only brings presents to good Aryan children...
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
That's the one who only brings presents to good Aryan children...
All The Gear. No Fucking Idea.
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
All The Gear. No Fucking Idea.
He also thinks that jacket looks good.
I'm prepared to state that at least one of these facts will be provably false...
I'm prepared to state that at least one of these facts will be provably false...
January 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
He also thinks that jacket looks good.
I'm prepared to state that at least one of these facts will be provably false...
I'm prepared to state that at least one of these facts will be provably false...
The one on the right would dae if ye squint your eyes a bit and ignore the odour of three day old lynx…
December 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The one on the right would dae if ye squint your eyes a bit and ignore the odour of three day old lynx…
Iron Captain was always my favourite character...
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Iron Captain was always my favourite character...
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new... boot you straight in the balls with no warning"
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new... boot you straight in the balls with no warning"
Diamonds Are A Solid Form Of Pure Carbon With its Atoms Arranged In A Crystal.
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Diamonds Are A Solid Form Of Pure Carbon With its Atoms Arranged In A Crystal.
A Noseybonk baby means of course there is some sort of horrific Noseybonk mating ritual.
Dear Christ...
Dear Christ...
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A Noseybonk baby means of course there is some sort of horrific Noseybonk mating ritual.
Dear Christ...
Dear Christ...
Run! Don't look in his eyes and RUN, FOR PITY'S SAKE!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Run! Don't look in his eyes and RUN, FOR PITY'S SAKE!!
The Frizinghall Cannibal case... police never identified the fifth victim.
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Frizinghall Cannibal case... police never identified the fifth victim.
Not since In Those Days or maybe even Yesteryear.
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Not since In Those Days or maybe even Yesteryear.