David Paxton
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David Paxton
@dfpaxton.bsky.social
· Jul 5
The Tour de France is off for another year... sadly the last coverage by the ITV4 team, after nearly forty years from the original Channel 4 daily highlights programme.
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
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In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan.
Big Gerry fae Paisley now wonders why he ever feckin' bothered...
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Big Gerry fae Paisley now wonders why he ever feckin' bothered...
Hooray! Now out of print and containing the complete HMS Nightshade.
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hooray! Now out of print and containing the complete HMS Nightshade.
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
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#SuperseabirdSunday? I've got super puffins in Crown Studio Gallery each and every day. As original paintings, prints, cards, mugs and other goodies. See also crownstudiogallery.myshopify.com
September 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
#SuperseabirdSunday? I've got super puffins in Crown Studio Gallery each and every day. As original paintings, prints, cards, mugs and other goodies. See also crownstudiogallery.myshopify.com
It breaks my heart to see our proud British Royal Family pandering to nonces that they're not even related to. #thiscuntrysfinished
September 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It breaks my heart to see our proud British Royal Family pandering to nonces that they're not even related to. #thiscuntrysfinished
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September 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
September 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
The Birthday Book entry doesn't prove any crimes by Lord Mandelson- only that he's a smarmy conniver with poor morals and judgement, and his best ever chum was the Emperor of Nonces...
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The Birthday Book entry doesn't prove any crimes by Lord Mandelson- only that he's a smarmy conniver with poor morals and judgement, and his best ever chum was the Emperor of Nonces...
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It's the middle of the night, and a young fireman confronts a fire the like of which he's never seen before.
It is the night of 7 September 1940, and 24-year-old Frank Hurd is fighting fires on the first night of the London #Blitz.
An illustrated thread... 🧵 1/19
It is the night of 7 September 1940, and 24-year-old Frank Hurd is fighting fires on the first night of the London #Blitz.
An illustrated thread... 🧵 1/19
September 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's the middle of the night, and a young fireman confronts a fire the like of which he's never seen before.
It is the night of 7 September 1940, and 24-year-old Frank Hurd is fighting fires on the first night of the London #Blitz.
An illustrated thread... 🧵 1/19
It is the night of 7 September 1940, and 24-year-old Frank Hurd is fighting fires on the first night of the London #Blitz.
An illustrated thread... 🧵 1/19
"...and may every day be another wonderful secret"
Very strong reek of NONCE in those words, Donald.
Very strong reek of NONCE in those words, Donald.
July 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
"...and may every day be another wonderful secret"
Very strong reek of NONCE in those words, Donald.
Very strong reek of NONCE in those words, Donald.
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Nobody would build buildings or fences or swimming pools, mow lawns, or work in restaurant kitchens. Far fewer people would fix cars and appliances. And all that shit is just for starters.
Stephen Miller: "What would LA look like without illegal aliens? You would be able to see a doctor in the ER right away, no wait time, no problem. You kids would go to a public school that had more money than they know what to do with. Classrooms would be half the size."
July 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Nobody would build buildings or fences or swimming pools, mow lawns, or work in restaurant kitchens. Far fewer people would fix cars and appliances. And all that shit is just for starters.
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Gregg Wallace, devoid of readily available women to lay his hands on, then turned his behaviour to groping for excuses.
July 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Gregg Wallace, devoid of readily available women to lay his hands on, then turned his behaviour to groping for excuses.
The Tour de France is off for another year... sadly the last coverage by the ITV4 team, after nearly forty years from the original Channel 4 daily highlights programme.
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
July 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The Tour de France is off for another year... sadly the last coverage by the ITV4 team, after nearly forty years from the original Channel 4 daily highlights programme.
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
No price ticket, Buddeh!!!
May 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No price ticket, Buddeh!!!
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Number 17- Nottingham Forest... good players, they're on their way back up... against Number 3- Wolverhampton Wanderers... nasty cheaters...
April 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Number 17- Nottingham Forest... good players, they're on their way back up... against Number 3- Wolverhampton Wanderers... nasty cheaters...
Val Kilmer at least does not have to listen to this rambling orange pisswah...
I'm switching the news off and watching Top Secret instead...
I'm switching the news off and watching Top Secret instead...
April 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Val Kilmer at least does not have to listen to this rambling orange pisswah...
I'm switching the news off and watching Top Secret instead...
I'm switching the news off and watching Top Secret instead...
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Here I have 2 €10 notes.
The one on the left has been through a tough time, has been abused, and is just a complete mess.
The one on the right is straighter and more crisp.
Answer me this- Is the one on the left worth less than the one on the right?
#MentalHealthAwareness
#ItsOKnottofeelOk
The one on the left has been through a tough time, has been abused, and is just a complete mess.
The one on the right is straighter and more crisp.
Answer me this- Is the one on the left worth less than the one on the right?
#MentalHealthAwareness
#ItsOKnottofeelOk
March 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Here I have 2 €10 notes.
The one on the left has been through a tough time, has been abused, and is just a complete mess.
The one on the right is straighter and more crisp.
Answer me this- Is the one on the left worth less than the one on the right?
#MentalHealthAwareness
#ItsOKnottofeelOk
The one on the left has been through a tough time, has been abused, and is just a complete mess.
The one on the right is straighter and more crisp.
Answer me this- Is the one on the left worth less than the one on the right?
#MentalHealthAwareness
#ItsOKnottofeelOk
SCREW YOU, BUDDEH!!
Hooray. Hooray for Canada.
Hooray. Hooray for Canada.
March 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
SCREW YOU, BUDDEH!!
Hooray. Hooray for Canada.
Hooray. Hooray for Canada.
Have Donald or J D thanked Canada yet today? Maybe they'll keep the lekky on if suitable gratitude is shown.
March 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Have Donald or J D thanked Canada yet today? Maybe they'll keep the lekky on if suitable gratitude is shown.
Not now, 15 containers of Sodium Cyanide...
March 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not now, 15 containers of Sodium Cyanide...
Remember this? This is the actual level of competency and organisation of Donald... when all his sycophants and facilitators melt away faster than Rudi's brown hair tint, there's no subtle strategy, there was never any complexity.
March 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Remember this? This is the actual level of competency and organisation of Donald... when all his sycophants and facilitators melt away faster than Rudi's brown hair tint, there's no subtle strategy, there was never any complexity.