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Doug Keith
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Here for the delicate balance of serious takes and very good memes
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
(paywalled)
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Poor bastard
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Agreed.

I wish that yellow accents were less pukey and more like this one
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
booting this game out of my memory like
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I like how polarizing the Dunkin ad was
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
“Hey that was pretty good against the Nazis. Let’s make sure we all get really good at that.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
@davewakeman.bsky.social
From the wonderful @HoodFinch on instagram. Feels like a comic you should know about.
February 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I’m at Costco, suddenly missing Bale (irrationally bc he left despite massive involvement in advertising the kit) and also every player that we bought to replace him… except Paulinho.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
In their defense, everyone wanted some
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 PM
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
This is @rwohan.bsky.social’s table, replacing PL teams with the non PL teams they’re ranked most closely to on PitchRank, as of Jan.7.

This is excellent so far.
January 20, 2026 at 8:51 PM
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 PM
went outside to touch snow to numb myself from that game.
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
January 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
January 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It’s not the best sales pitch to Xabi Alonso, but it’s the best Spurs can do
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Go Birds 🦅
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
DAMN SIR.
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM