Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Archivist: beverages aren't allowed in the reading room
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Reference Librarian in January: i am not qualified to tell you how to deduct half a glass of water for your tax return
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Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Librarian: either put a cap on it or drink it in the teen room
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Archivist: beverages aren't allowed in the reading room