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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀
@dicefunctional.bsky.social
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8 people in a trenchcoat. We play DnD, stream video games, and art!

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Happy Monday! Tonight, Conor becomes Kitty. Thats right, hes starting a playthrough of LITTLE Kitty Big City!

Stream starts in about an hour at 6pm CT. Come join the fun (and total cuteness!!) at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!
Photo of a black cat sitting on a table and tilting her head as she looks out a window
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Oh hell yes.

It's time to fuck myself up with one of the best horror stories I've read in a while again.
A picture of two books by Kristopher Triana, "Gone to See The River Man" and "Along the River of Flesh". Both of these book covers are only in colors of red, orange, and black, depicting a river.
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Overheard from several members of Novituri Company One;

"Hey uh. Did the boss hire a kid? Like, I just saw the little guy riding by on a deer wearing a hat and-"

"Dude, he's a gnome. You can't be saying shit like that, it's unbelievably offensive."

"Wait I didn't-"

Art by @cartalige.bsky.social
A drawing of a small gnome, wearing a tweed overcoat, and a tweed deer stalker's cap. The gnome has orange hair, a cherub like smiling face, and is wearing big thick glasses. The gnome is riding upon a deer, an eight point buck, who also has their own deerstalker's cap.
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Ew what the fuck.

Who reincarnated Gary Gygax?

Find someone else to work with other than Warlord Games. That's genuinely one of the grossest responses I've ever seen.
A screenshot of Mao Mao from Apocathery Diaries, a young woman with blue eyes and black hair, wearing a green robe. She is looking to the side with disgust.
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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ROCK AND STONE!

I've never played this game, nor has Becca, and @casicaviar.bsky.social is gonna be helping us become proper Space Dwarves!

I think. I think that's what Deep Space Galactic is about.

Either way! Stream starts at 6PM CST, be there or be square!

www.twitch.tv/dicefunctional
An image of four dwarves, wearing technologically advanced gear, but also carrying fairly mundane things such as pick axes, and wooden tankards.
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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It's gonna be a rough one today babes
A picture of someone pouring a zero sugar monster into a cup of coffee. Above, text reads "How to unlock the 25th hour of the day."
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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The modern Microsoft logo, instead modified to read "Microslop"
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Well.

No more Blender tonight I guess.
A small grey tabby cat, who has curled up very comfortably directly in front of a key board, rendering it effectively unusable.
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Surprise TTRPG image writing prompt!

What do you think this weapon is capable of, and what do you think the story behind it is?
A render of a morningstar, very decorative and extravagant. The morningstar's head appears to be hollow, like concentric rings surrounding a skeletal frame. The concentric rings are covered in nasty looking spikes.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
So.

No more Blender, then?
A black cat sitting squarely in front of my computer monitor.
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A jet black figure in a t-pose, surrounded by cowering figures.
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

so i realize that the stream schedule has been fucked to the moon and back, but I wanna give y'all at least one stream, so it's time for some SpongeBob SquarePants Battle for Bikini Bottom

Stream starts at 6 PM CST, I'm gonna see how this holds up.

www.twitch.tv/dicefunctional
A screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, showing the titular Spongebob, a yellow sponge, looking up at a massive purple jellyfish in a red cape and crown.
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Gonna be busy the next two days!
Digital artwork or two cats, on short, stout, and grey, and one lanky and black, sitting down and fishing.
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Eyepatch Wolf doing his best Yuri Knorozov impression for that photo I see
A colorized photo of Yuri Knorozov, wearing a suit, with a VERY grim expression on his face. Oh and he is holding his cute little cat, a Siamese.
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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A screenshot of David Mitchell, wearing a death's head uniform for a comedy skit, preparing to ask the question "Are we the baddies?". I have edited the image to have bright red text over it reading "YES. WE ARE THE FUCKING BADDIES." at the bottom corner you can see my own grumbling of "Jesus fucking Christ what is wrong with this country"
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Question for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

Do you have any mysterious, omniscient characters ala "The Strange Man" from Red Dead Redemption?

Additionally, what are your feelings on the idea of the mysterious, omniscient character?

#TTRPG
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Katamari Damacy time! In about 45 minutes Conor is continuing his playthrough of the latest game in the series. Come hang out and enjoy some fun and chatter at 6pm CT!

Twitch.tv/dicefunctional
Silly photo of Bean, a small gray tabby, wearing an owl patterned bowtie. She is on her side looking past the camera with an almost bewildered expression.
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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We're gonna be busy this weekend, so don't expect much activity from us.

Artwork by @dragonastra.bsky.social.
Digital artwork or two cats, on short, stout, and grey, and one lanky and black, sitting down and fishing.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Quit lookin' at me with them no eyes.
A mushroom person, with tannish white skin, and unnerving "pointy" bits. They don't appear to have eyes, though they do seem happy.
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Wake up rhel
An emoji, with sparkly eyes, holding a gun
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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You aren't *rich* rich until you've got yourself a Coat Bath.
A screenshot of a poorly generated AI blueprint, with a bathroom (with no bath or shower) reading "Coat Bath)
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Meme image of a male actor with black hair and beard smoking a cigarette and just looking done with this world.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Tip for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilders out there;

Strange events are bound to happen in virtually every setting, but the biggest trick with those events is to never have a clear answer as to *why* it's happened.

My favorite example of that is the Green Rain in Stardew Valley. 🧵

#TTRPG
A screenshot of Stardew Valley, wherein there is an odd green rain that is appearing, affecting the landscape and changing how trees look. A man in a yellow hazmat suit is trying to investigate the oddity.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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It's the Friday before Thanksgiving and we're celebrating the weekend with some more Peak! Some of us will be trying to do some achievement hunting in an hour. Tune in two twitch.tv/dicefunctional and enjoy the chaos!
Photo of a black cat with a small white spot on her chest. She is sitting on the ground and nibbling at a treat held by a pale hand.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Hey @bsky.app, @safety.bsky.app, and @support.bsky.team, could I get pulled from the lists that this @msmangajojo.bsky.social nutter keeps putting me onto?

I think it's pretty obvious that I don't fit into every single one of these lists, and that they're just a troll trying to harass.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM