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Richard "Dick" Talbot
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Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals! Step up and see (hear) the giant man as he takes the main stage of the Nightmare Carnival.

Script by @peach-of-debauch.bsky.social
Promotional art by @garbagecxre.bsky.social
Voice and edits by yours truly.

October 31st. It will be a scream
Reposted by Richard "Dick" Talbot
Day 2, let's play some "Reindeer Games". Voiced by the lovely and talented @dicktalbot.bsky.social. Written by yours truly.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's 3 pm (CST)! The time I was supposed to post.

1 listener’s quote:
"The Audio was awesomeeee! Thr voice was really good and I was giggling. Also didn't expect to get actually turned on when the horny stuff started, it was an awesome mix of sexy and silly."
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Let's go!!!
I guess we're almost there.. so nut audio for 1000? 🫣
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by Richard "Dick" Talbot
Chel from The Road to El Dorado 🏵️

#cosplay #blacksky
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
🤔🤔
So far, I'm not getting any comments telling me how surprising it is that I'm just as funny as I am handsome...

Could it be that this was already assumed? 😝
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Did I say 3 PM? I clearly meant 8... and lets just cram that P into an A...

I present to you:
Bad Elf On The Shelf: Makes You Suck His Candy Cane.

script by @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social

Links in comments
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Not making time for the gym + Not adjusting your diet = putting on winter weight.

What do you think?
Still want to cuddle? I don't have to out all my weight on you unless you want.

#dadbod #lewdsky #hairybelly #forearm
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Next Wednesday, at approximately 3 pm (CST), the Elf is coming back to watch you.

He's going to be keeping track of how naughty you are.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I've only got 36 pages left!! Now is NOT the time to let myself get distracted by sexy they/thems on Reddit.

#audiobooks #enbylove
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This user has a clown kink.
ⓘ This user has a size difference kink
ⓘ This user has an authority kink ⭐️
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
These arms were made for holdin' and that's just what they'll do. One of these days, these arms are gonna hold all over you.

Or something like that.

Imagine not liking me, and I'm just being a silly Lil domestic guy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ziggy mother-fucking Morningstar, everyone.

A Queen.
Sorry, what I should have said was

"Imagine fumbling me?"
"Sorry for your loss, bro."
And "fuck it, we ball"
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Ever find yourself wondering

(also, I think I killed that fucking alt-text, baby!)
a girl wearing headphones and a microphone says is it me
Alt: a blonde female presenting person with their hair in a ponytail and wearing headphones and a white t-shirt. They have a small cooler of Red-Bull energy drinks beside them. They look puzzled, as if they've just had a realization that they are unsure of. They ask, "Is it Me?"
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November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I got the pleasure of voicing @lethallin-art.bsky.social's script, "Find Your Light" [m4f].

I hope you'll give it a listen.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Reposted by Richard "Dick" Talbot
Hey starlight! ✨
Solarum will be going LIVE today at 3pm EST!
Before then, I want to say a huge thank you to all the VA’s and Editors who came together to help bring my silly little idea to life. Y’all embodied each planet and star so perfectly, it’s STELLAR!

Art by PUNKINGAL!

Tags below⬇️
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I haven't interacted much, but who did I interact with? (because I know not everyone here has interacted back)

Wow... I appear to keep good company. Also, hot company. I'm surprised I only see one clown on here.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
To every voice actor that I've silently judged for not learning an accent before recording a role... I'm sorry.

Having a character with an accent you don't know thrown at you when you're already past deadline had not occurred to me.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pet play, but it's you refusing to use the bathroom unless you can see and make contact with me the whole time.
Pet play but it’s you going “what’s in your mouth? WHATS IN YOUR MOUTH SPIT IT OUT” as I hastily eat something off the floor
pet play but it’s you scrambling under the bed and refusing to come out two minutes before your vet appointment
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Listen... I can't repost all your things...

But yes. To both
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Face + Scent
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fasted for blood work and then ate two bowls of raisin bran...

Why is tummy doing an ache?!

Is the answer more cereal?
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Coming Soon as part of the Solarum Collab hosted by @justanegg.bsky.social + @aethermoose.bsky.social !

Written by @lethallin-art.bsky.social

Performed and edited by moi!
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reposted by Richard "Dick" Talbot
Coming very soon….

💫 With These Rings, I Soothe Thee 💫

Written by: ME!!!
Voiced and edited by: @joyofjoi.bsky.social

As part of the wonderful Solarum Collab hosted by @justanegg.bsky.social + @aethermoose.bsky.social !
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Reposted by Richard "Dick" Talbot
@sleepyeepygworl.bsky.social killed me with this audio.

Solarum Collab Dropping Soon

Pinned by the wind. Buried in pleasure.
Claimed by the Earth.
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM