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RixHard "Lemonade" Talbot
@dicktalbot.bsky.social
1K followers 760 following 3.8K posts
39. MDNI. Happily married.
VA. Writer. Video editor.
"Sent by the hoe Gods"

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Tomorrow morning!! (Central standard time)
A bird's eye view of a latte in a white coffee cup, being held by a woman, whose hands are coming from the bottom of the image. There is a heart drawn in the foam of the latte. Coming from the top of the image are a man's hands. He is holding the woman's hands as they are wrapped around the coffee cup.
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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Planking? I guess. After eating corndogs for lunch? That sounds like a good idea.

Listen to me breath and grunt as I try to hold a plank in my office. Here people closing doors just out in the hallway.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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This Wednesday! Former coworkers reunite after over a decade.
He may have moved across the country, but she's the one who got away.

Written by my good friend @yourhyacinthgirl.bsky.social

With a special cameo by Tichard Ralbot!
(Can't believe I got him. He's always booked and a bit of a diva)
A bird's eye view of a latte in a white coffee cup, being held by a woman, whose hands are coming from the bottom of the image. There is a heart drawn in the foam of the latte. Coming from the top of the image are a man's hands. He is holding the woman's hands as they are wrapped around the coffee cup.
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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A nude, plus-sized beauty is sitting seductively on their bed. Their legs are spread, and they are covering their body with a teal comforter. We see a hint of one large breast that is only mostly covered, and their left leg is also bared to the viewer. In the foreground, there is a ghostly, transparent hand holding a purple wand vibrator.
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Is this the right pose?
A close-up shot of a shirtless man with a hairy chest. His right arm is up over his head with his elbow bent so that his hand is behind his head. He has short brown hair, glasses, and a beard.
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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I won't promise not to be an a-hole. I will wake you when I'm hungry. I will be picky. I will eat all the leaves on your house plants.

But, I will promise to be cute and cuddly.

Who doesn't want to adopt a grumpy cat boy?

✍️🎙️ @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social

🎛️ @seasonofthevirgo.bsky.social

🎙️ Me!
Adopt-a-Pet Workshop "Pet Me. Ride Me. Feed Me Treats." Written by: KittyFantastico Voiced by: RichardTalbot Edited by: SeasonofTheVirgo [Msub Catboy X Fdom Visitor] [Pet Play] [Fingering] [Hand Job] [Vaginal Sex] [Kissing] [Biting] [Butt Plug Tail] [Purring] [Strangers to Lovers] [Previously Adopted Catboy] [Salmon Treats] [From Hesitant to Enthusiastic] [Riding] [Cowgirl] [Creampie] [Headpats] [Head Scratches] [L-Bombs] [Adoption Ending] [Aftercare]
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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I did get a sweater. I just won't be wearing it very much until November
A red sweater with white snow flakes and a banner of green across the collar with white letters that say "Frog and Toad". On the front are an image of the characters Frog and Toad riding a tandem bicycle while wearing red Santa outfits. They are riding past evergreen trees that have stars on the top point. Toad is on the back seat of the bicycle, and he is a short, orange toad. Frog is on the front seat; he is a tall and green frog.
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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As I'm doomscrollimg on my dying phone while riding passenger princess, I came across a post about Polly (1989), and it got me thinking about this absolute bombshell.

This is just an appreciation post.

The one, the only: Phylicia Rashad.
A screenshot of the Google images for actress Phylicia Rashad. The images vary from multiple stages in her career.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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I was going to be vague about the audio in attempts to be mysterious... but then I realized I got the title wrong the first time I posted promo.
(Pureofheart-dumbofass)

It's "Etiquette Training."

@garbagecxre.bsky.social, I'm glad I caught it before it was too late.

Tomorrow! Morning time!
A promotional graphic for an Erotic Audio titled "Etiquette Training." The image used is from a Roccoco painting by Francois Boucher titled “La Toilette." The image we see shows a young lady in an 18th century style dress. She is bending forward and lifting her skirts up. The image is cropped but suggests that she is revealing her genitals.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Coming soon!! (I just haven't decided how soon)

"Etiquette Lessons" by @garbagecxre.bsky.social

#nsfwaudio #mindthetags
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January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Last Wagon Wednesday of 2025 (it's still Wednesday where I am)

Here are some of what I thought were my best...

I really need to get back to the gym😅

Happy New Year
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January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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"Gruß Vom Krampus" by @livingvenuswrites.bsky.social
(Greetings from Krampus)

Up now.
🔗in thread
An illustration of Krampus sitting on a chair. He has one leg up over the arm of the chair, and he is holding a book open just over his genitals. He has thick, brown fur over his legs. He has a patch of thick brown chest hair in the shape of an upside down star. He is bald with horns coming out of his head that curve back around his head before circling around to end pointing forward. The points of his horns are just forward and outside of his cheeks. He has sharp, pointy teeth and a long forked red tongue that he is sticking out.
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Sometimes, we grow faster than our skin can keep up. Sometimes, some parts of our skin look a slightly different color.

Life happens. You're not beautiful in spite of this. You're simply beautiful, and this is part of it.

(Thank you, Peli)
A nude, masc presenting person with a hairy chest, tummy, and legs. The genitals are cropped out of the image. Their torso is twisted to the left, and their left arm is up in a semi flex. There is discoloration along the bottom of his abdomen. There are vertical stretch marks along the lower abdomen, some more distinct than others. There are also stretch marks around the shoulder, closer to the armpit. There are tiny round scars from laproscopic surgery around the front of their abdomen. There is a horizontal scar approximately an inch long near the top of their abdomen.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A man tossing a small bucket of water onto a raging fire
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"Gruß Vom Krampus"
(Greetings from Krampus)
A dark monster-fucker audio
Dropping Monday, 12/22/25.

Santa isn't the only one watching you when you're naughty.
An illustration of Krampus sitting on a chair. He has one leg up over the arm of the chair, and he is holding a book open just over his genitals. He has thick, brown fur over his legs. He has a patch of thick brown chest hair in the shape of an upside down star. He is bald with horns coming out of his head that curve back around his head before circling around to end pointing forward. The points of his horns are just forward and outside of his cheeks. He has sharp, pointy teeth and a long forked red tongue that he is sticking out.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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This holiday season,
Sold Exclusively in Dick's Imagination
A fake book cover. In the bottom half of the image, We see a white male wearing nothing but dark red shorts lying on his side on a bed with a white comforter. He is propped up on his elbow. In the hand of the arm he's propped on, he is holding a chocolate milkshake. In his other hand, he is holding his glasses. His head is slightly back, and his eyes are closed tight as he is laughing. He looks like he's having a good time. In the top half of this image is a superimposed image of the same male, slightly larger. This second version is upright, without arm crossed over his body and the other hand on his glasses (that are still on his face). His head is tilted down, and he is looking pensive.
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Let it begin.
A notebook with a handwritten chart of the international phonetic alphabet (IPA) at the top and a phrase translated into IPA at the bottom.
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Untitled Puppy Play smut written by @jyomtown.bsky.social

#puppyplay #nsfwsky #audioerotica
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Surprise Motherfucker!
[M4M] Naughty by Nature, Ruined by Elf Cock [Rape] [Dub-con] [Top Speaker] [Anal Sex] [Anal Fingering] [Blow Job] [Ass to mouth] [Cock Cleaning] [Public-ish] [Cream Pie] [Christmas]

written by @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social

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December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Cw: Rock Star Speaker, Groupie Listener, Hand Kink. Finger sucking. Nipple play, Fingering
Untitled Smut by @jyomtown.bsky.social

#nsfw #audioporn #handkink
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Post you from a different era

Stardust
An image of galaxies, stars, and swirling star dust it is composed of dark blues and purples.
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I listened to a lot of A Day To Remember apparently.

But I only listened to the top song 25 times? Pretty sure it plays on my gym Playlist every time.
Spotify wrapped information for Richard Talbot
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Hey, you're freezing.. come get under these covers while my girlfriend sleeps on the couch next to us.

It's not gay to help your best friend cum, is it? We're just two guys helping each other out. Right?

Written by @peach-of-debauch.bsky.social

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25 Days of Christmas: Reindeer Games. Performed an edited by RichardTalbotVoice. Written by PeachOfDebauchery.
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Don't get me wrong, I don't regret the Lovense. From being able to play long distance and using patterns, it's great, but it's a bit involved to use and has to be charged.

This thing?? I can pull it from my nightstand and go. If I don't have lube handy, I can spit. And it stretches to accommodate.
A masculine, Caucasian hand holding a black silicone stroker toy. The background of the image is a light pink bed sheet with white ghosts wearing a black bow.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A brief preview of a short story that was in my WIP for a long time.

A beautiful friend (@miss-morningstar.bsky.social) gave me the motivation I needed to finish it.

I don't know when or where I will post the full story, but it will be after her hysterical literature project.
She sat watching the movers unload boxes and furniture from the truck to her home. Trip after trip. Grunting. Sweating. Breathing heavy. Like exorcists, there were two of them. She thought of the big one as Karras. He wasn’t exactly cute, but he was big. She enjoyed the look of him, especially his arms and his wide back. His ass was nothing to complain about either. She imagined the weight of him on top of her. She wondered if he knew how to use that weight. She didn't remember the name of the old priest, so the other mover was ‘the smaller one.’ While not as physically imposing, he carried the proof of his physical labor in his wiry arms, which were covered in tattoos. In her time, that many tattoos meant one, if not all, of three things: you were a biker, had spent time in the military, or were some sort of criminal. She supposed that could still be the case, but things had changed since then. These tattoos weren’t all daggers, skulls, and hearts that say ‘mom.’ The ink on his arms depicted a beautiful, colorful scene. It was art. She could picture it in a gallery. Those inked arms led to his hands, muscular and veiny. She pictured those hands on her: pulling her hair, gripping her hips, squeezing and bruising her.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM