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RixHard "Lemonade" Talbot
@dicktalbot.bsky.social
Tomorrow morning!! (Central standard time)
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Planking? I guess. After eating corndogs for lunch? That sounds like a good idea.

Listen to me breath and grunt as I try to hold a plank in my office. Here people closing doors just out in the hallway.
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This Wednesday! Former coworkers reunite after over a decade.
He may have moved across the country, but she's the one who got away.

Written by my good friend @yourhyacinthgirl.bsky.social

With a special cameo by Tichard Ralbot!
(Can't believe I got him. He's always booked and a bit of a diva)
January 26, 2026 at 5:47 AM
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Is this the right pose?
January 23, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I won't promise not to be an a-hole. I will wake you when I'm hungry. I will be picky. I will eat all the leaves on your house plants.

But, I will promise to be cute and cuddly.

Who doesn't want to adopt a grumpy cat boy?

✍️🎙️ @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social

🎛️ @seasonofthevirgo.bsky.social

🎙️ Me!
January 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I did get a sweater. I just won't be wearing it very much until November
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
As I'm doomscrollimg on my dying phone while riding passenger princess, I came across a post about Polly (1989), and it got me thinking about this absolute bombshell.

This is just an appreciation post.

The one, the only: Phylicia Rashad.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I was going to be vague about the audio in attempts to be mysterious... but then I realized I got the title wrong the first time I posted promo.
(Pureofheart-dumbofass)

It's "Etiquette Training."

@garbagecxre.bsky.social, I'm glad I caught it before it was too late.

Tomorrow! Morning time!
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Coming soon!! (I just haven't decided how soon)

"Etiquette Lessons" by @garbagecxre.bsky.social

#nsfwaudio #mindthetags
January 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Last Wagon Wednesday of 2025 (it's still Wednesday where I am)

Here are some of what I thought were my best...

I really need to get back to the gym😅

Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
"Gruß Vom Krampus" by @livingvenuswrites.bsky.social
(Greetings from Krampus)

Up now.
🔗in thread
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Sometimes, we grow faster than our skin can keep up. Sometimes, some parts of our skin look a slightly different color.

Life happens. You're not beautiful in spite of this. You're simply beautiful, and this is part of it.

(Thank you, Peli)
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Gruß Vom Krampus"
(Greetings from Krampus)
A dark monster-fucker audio
Dropping Monday, 12/22/25.

Santa isn't the only one watching you when you're naughty.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This holiday season,
Sold Exclusively in Dick's Imagination
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Let it begin.
December 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Untitled Puppy Play smut written by @jyomtown.bsky.social

#puppyplay #nsfwsky #audioerotica
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Surprise Motherfucker!
[M4M] Naughty by Nature, Ruined by Elf Cock [Rape] [Dub-con] [Top Speaker] [Anal Sex] [Anal Fingering] [Blow Job] [Ass to mouth] [Cock Cleaning] [Public-ish] [Cream Pie] [Christmas]

written by @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social

www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu...
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Cw: Rock Star Speaker, Groupie Listener, Hand Kink. Finger sucking. Nipple play, Fingering
Untitled Smut by @jyomtown.bsky.social

#nsfw #audioporn #handkink
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Post you from a different era

Stardust
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I listened to a lot of A Day To Remember apparently.

But I only listened to the top song 25 times? Pretty sure it plays on my gym Playlist every time.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey, you're freezing.. come get under these covers while my girlfriend sleeps on the couch next to us.

It's not gay to help your best friend cum, is it? We're just two guys helping each other out. Right?

Written by @peach-of-debauch.bsky.social

www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Don't get me wrong, I don't regret the Lovense. From being able to play long distance and using patterns, it's great, but it's a bit involved to use and has to be charged.

This thing?? I can pull it from my nightstand and go. If I don't have lube handy, I can spit. And it stretches to accommodate.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A brief preview of a short story that was in my WIP for a long time.

A beautiful friend (@miss-morningstar.bsky.social) gave me the motivation I needed to finish it.

I don't know when or where I will post the full story, but it will be after her hysterical literature project.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM