Dick Wrigley
@dickwrigley.lol
Proud veteran of the War on Christmas.
Most globes you see are outdated, but this shows the Earth in 100 years.
August 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Most globes you see are outdated, but this shows the Earth in 100 years.
Yes, the dick leopard does have an erection.
July 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Yes, the dick leopard does have an erection.
Just a heads up, there's only one dick leopard candle left at Target.
July 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Just a heads up, there's only one dick leopard candle left at Target.
Me giving my cat his medicine every night.
June 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me giving my cat his medicine every night.
You live by the trail, you die by the trail.
March 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You live by the trail, you die by the trail.
Her: What's "Trilogy" flavor?
Me: It's kind of hard to explain if you haven't tasted the first two.
Me: It's kind of hard to explain if you haven't tasted the first two.
March 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Her: What's "Trilogy" flavor?
Me: It's kind of hard to explain if you haven't tasted the first two.
Me: It's kind of hard to explain if you haven't tasted the first two.
See, if anyone had bothered to follow me on the other site, you'd all know this comedy gold had been mined already.
February 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
See, if anyone had bothered to follow me on the other site, you'd all know this comedy gold had been mined already.
Me trying to pet my cat in the winter:
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Me trying to pet my cat in the winter:
Don't have a problem. I can quit any time I want.
January 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Don't have a problem. I can quit any time I want.
How I got cervical spinal stenosis in my late 30s:
January 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How I got cervical spinal stenosis in my late 30s:
Saliva: *exists in my mouth*
My lungs: Yo, lemme get summa that.
Me:
My lungs: Yo, lemme get summa that.
Me:
January 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Saliva: *exists in my mouth*
My lungs: Yo, lemme get summa that.
Me:
My lungs: Yo, lemme get summa that.
Me:
If I look familiar, it's probably because my forehead was in a meme 5 years ago.
January 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If I look familiar, it's probably because my forehead was in a meme 5 years ago.
Trying something here.
January 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Trying something here.
Part of collecting cat horror movies is running out of movies to buy so you rebuy the same movie because the new versions have cooler covers.
January 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Part of collecting cat horror movies is running out of movies to buy so you rebuy the same movie because the new versions have cooler covers.