Dick Wrigley
@dickwrigley.lol
Proud veteran of the War on Christmas.
I hate that help is always a live chat now. Just let me send a godamn email and move on with my day. My ADHD can't fucking handle this. 2 hours of "Oh, shit!" and coming back to a closed chat I forgot about.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I hate that help is always a live chat now. Just let me send a godamn email and move on with my day. My ADHD can't fucking handle this. 2 hours of "Oh, shit!" and coming back to a closed chat I forgot about.
"The throat and esophagus are exceptionally stupid." — Dr. Seth Dailey, UWH
September 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"The throat and esophagus are exceptionally stupid." — Dr. Seth Dailey, UWH
I just spent the past 2 hours talking to a stranger on the train. Now we go off to our individual lives and slowly forget one another. Being human is weird but kind of cool.
August 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I just spent the past 2 hours talking to a stranger on the train. Now we go off to our individual lives and slowly forget one another. Being human is weird but kind of cool.
Most globes you see are outdated, but this shows the Earth in 100 years.
August 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Most globes you see are outdated, but this shows the Earth in 100 years.
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My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
August 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
It happened 10 minutes ago.
Whoever's spreading rumors about me selling teeth needs to stop. I'm actually giving them away.
August 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Whoever's spreading rumors about me selling teeth needs to stop. I'm actually giving them away.
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Back in my day, pirated movies came in .avi files.
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Back in my day, pirated movies came in .avi files.
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they couldve called it the mightychondria. it was right there. what else have they taken from us
August 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
they couldve called it the mightychondria. it was right there. what else have they taken from us
I'm happy to report that the La Croix can I knocked off my nightstand while hitting snooze did indeed land right side up somehow just like I'd told myself it sounded when I rolled over and went back to sleep. Adding this to my list of unmarketable skills.
August 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'm happy to report that the La Croix can I knocked off my nightstand while hitting snooze did indeed land right side up somehow just like I'd told myself it sounded when I rolled over and went back to sleep. Adding this to my list of unmarketable skills.
I find it deeply disturbing that some ransomware won't give the data back even after being paid. That can't be legal.
July 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I find it deeply disturbing that some ransomware won't give the data back even after being paid. That can't be legal.
A comedy club where all my favorite Bluesky accounts perform to a crowd of people making a nasal "Hm" sound in unison after every joke.
July 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A comedy club where all my favorite Bluesky accounts perform to a crowd of people making a nasal "Hm" sound in unison after every joke.
Mel Gibson in the updated reboot, Ransom(ware):
GIVE ME BACK MY pictures of my SON.
GIVE ME BACK MY pictures of my SON.
July 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Mel Gibson in the updated reboot, Ransom(ware):
GIVE ME BACK MY pictures of my SON.
GIVE ME BACK MY pictures of my SON.
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack was playing at the pharmacy today, but weirder still, was seeing the Scorpion King in line ahead of me.
July 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack was playing at the pharmacy today, but weirder still, was seeing the Scorpion King in line ahead of me.
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I’m experiencing phantom pain where my hope used to be
July 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m experiencing phantom pain where my hope used to be
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Claire’s won’t pierce my nipples, I’m calling ageism
July 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Claire’s won’t pierce my nipples, I’m calling ageism
...fuckin shit hawks, Bo-bandy.
July 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
...fuckin shit hawks, Bo-bandy.
A universe where the only difference is Hitler had a handlebar mustache.
July 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
A universe where the only difference is Hitler had a handlebar mustache.
Frack the police comin' straight from Geminon. A young robot got it bad 'cause I'm Cylon.
July 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Frack the police comin' straight from Geminon. A young robot got it bad 'cause I'm Cylon.
Some of you don't read the Bible with a highlighter in hand, and it really shows.
July 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Some of you don't read the Bible with a highlighter in hand, and it really shows.
If you've ever been preparing for something that wasn't a gig and asked yourself, "Should I bring my guitar?" the answer is no.
July 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If you've ever been preparing for something that wasn't a gig and asked yourself, "Should I bring my guitar?" the answer is no.
Just a heads up, there's only one dick leopard candle left at Target.
July 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Just a heads up, there's only one dick leopard candle left at Target.
My web host is having a going out of business sale.
July 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
My web host is having a going out of business sale.