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Diet Sprite
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Phillies and other things
The worst part about playing the nats is having to see that fucking idiot behind home plate
August 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
H
June 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If London’s calling, don’t you dare pick up the phone
June 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I have been traded to the laundry room for some yard work to be done later
June 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a lot of angry snowflakes on the internet today,
June 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dąňçẽ Ğâvǐņ Dǎñċē
May 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Country music is so amusingly terrible
May 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ranger Suarez
May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Launch the team into the sun
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Today I learned that Tommy Kahnle and Tyler Mahle are two different pitchers
April 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Bohm is absolutely fucking this team right now
April 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What a fucking useless team
April 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I cannot with Bohm or Marsh at this point
April 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I had a strange dream last night that the A’s traded Jeffrey Springs to the Giants for Jung Hoo Lee and then signed me to be the 5th starter. Tigers were also interested in signing me but only as a reliever.
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Reposted by Diet Sprite
huge news. big fat news.
April 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Glasnow? More like Ass Now
April 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Hold Steady on TouchTunes is always the right choice
March 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
b-b-but the game will take too long if there is no working pitch clock
March 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Minus the bear
March 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Travis Hafner
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I would love to see the chiefs win a playoff game without them getting a bunch of ridiculous calls from the refs to facilitate it.
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Down by 16 in the 4th quarter, better try for a field goal
January 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Having an obsessive parasocial relationship with the president because I have no actual friends.
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
One good thing about trump being back in office is the memes. This fuckin goon is so meme-able.
January 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ravens fans to Josh Allen immediately after being eliminated by him, knowing he’s going against the Chiefs next week
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM