Mike
85mf.bsky.social
Mike
@85mf.bsky.social
also on this one because that one is bad
Your pie opinion/rankings were by far the best I’ve seen on here today
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
tonight has unexpectedly turned into Lug All The Christmas Shit Down From The Attic Night
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My almost 4-year old daughter has decided she wants to be a basketball player because of Michael Jordan in Space Jam. She’ll watch MJ youtube highlights with me now, what a life.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Putting my 401k into Chris Tucker tearing his hamstrings clean off the bone trying to do one of those fight scenes at 54 years old.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hope there’s a hell under hell
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reposted by Mike
As a man, that is as genuine, dyed in the wool, sincerely deeply held personal values dick punch as you'll ever see. He truly just wanted to whack that man in the balls as comprehensively as possible. This came from the heart.
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Wouldn’t even feel weird to see Jon Taffer involved
"If I had to guess what the atmosphere in the White House is like, it's probably like a financially spiraling and failing bar & grill"

— Felix Biederman
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
one of my friends brought a whole baked ham to a party once. the problem was he was completely wasted when showed up with it, so he was the drunkest guy there trying to talk people into eating his ham
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
well I guess it’s back to the Def Leppard video mines
I actually laughed out loud when I saw the photo of the woman Trump appointed to do this. If you are “1987 hot” that man will let you do ANYTHING.
okay, whew this is factually, firmly fascist

abcnews.go.com/Politics/new...
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Only halfway through this decade and there’s already been at least three “this is the new future” tech fads that were obvious bullshit from day one. At least this one is vastly more costly than the first couple!
Complete AI/debt saturation coverage this am:

@wsj.com @bloomberg.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by Mike
*tap*
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
If you haven’t already, put your turkey in the refrigerator right now. If you are Nick Sirianni, you are a freakin turkey pal.
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Collinsworth talking about how Stafford’s core was “rocked up” and are they coming in for these interviews shirtless?
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I do believe Jeffrey Lurie daydreams about kicking Sirianni down a flight of steps so there is hope
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Are 🫵you🫵 a committed enough Eagles fan to undercook Kevin Patullo’s turkey this Thursday???
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Worst loss in years honestly
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Instant cut
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Naming my next child “2024-2025 Eagles Defense,” boy or girl
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by Mike
cowboys really trying to keep nick sirianni employed, playing the long game
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Delightful.
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Coach Dumbass
Pat Narduzzi on the fake punt decision: "I'm a dumbass. Just a coach trying to make a play. We hadn't run a fake punt all year. ... I'll wear that one. ... You can chalk those 7 points up to Coach Narduzzi."
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Run another fake punt # H2P
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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“Goddddd damn it, I love Pitt Football” as I dig into my thigh with a flathead screwdriver
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t think having Nick Sirianni and Pat Narduzzi in my life is good for my health but fuck it we ball
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don’t even know what I’m watching but lol. lmao, even.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM