Mike
85mf.bsky.social
Mike
@85mf.bsky.social
you’re my BlueSky, you’re my sunny day
Hash mark holiday >>> Hallmark holiday
LOL the 2027 Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day????
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
That’s a long way to go for ball don’t lie but ball don’t lie
January 23, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Carney walking into the next G7 meeting
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Sixers getting boned that is ridiculous
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Carney should start carrying around a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire and calling it the Board of Peace
don't put it in your newspaper that i got mad
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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someone should show this to cris
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I can’t help but notice you could’ve said any big boat but you chose that one
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
50/50 and that’s with an entire national party apparatus sitting on its hands. Imagine if the politicians who get to go on TV every day talked about it.
People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolish ICE and in the same poll Trump’s is like 30 points under water on affordability. It’s not at all crazy for professional politicians to think there’s a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
it’s like the color from his hair slid down onto his face
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This makes me physically sick. They take money from us and give it to them to do this to him. What the fuck man
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 PM
They trust Nick so little that they’re gonna stick him with an Andy guy and see if he acts weird enough about it to finally fire him
Garafolo: Eagles interviewed Matt Nagy for OC vacancy on Wednesday.
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
They showed him a world map with “Trump” written on a piece of tape over “Arctic Ocean” and it got the job done
Trump: "Based upon a very productive meeting I had with Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs"
January 21, 2026 at 7:45 PM
god he must stink to holy hell
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The two established uses for AI are making nonconsensual fake porn and justifying firing people. I don’t think I’m missing any.
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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If your pastor turns out to be an ICE agent you have to turn that church into a Spirit Halloween immediately
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
You would think that anti-porn lock on his phone would free up some time to see what his boss is up to on occasion
Mike Johnson tells me that he hasn’t seen Trump saying in Davos “what we have gotten out of NATO is nothing”
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Evidence piling up that if not for Josh Allen miraculously falling into their lap the Bills would be the Red and Blue Jets
Bills owner Terry Pegula just pinned the WR Keon Coleman pick on the coaching staff and said Brandon Beane was "being a team player" and that Coleman wasn't at the top of Beane's list.

Wow.
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
You put Brandin Cooks, Mecole Hardman and Keon Coleman on the field in a playoff game ya dummy
Brandon Beane on looking back at summer WGR550 interview: "Probably the biggest regret is I put pressure on the wide receiver group, because I felt like they were being picked on unfairly."
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
You know Iceland has been waiting for him to do that. Just 400,000 people going “ahhhh fuck I knew it” at the same time.
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
me, in London: ugh, I’ll have some beans and pudding, I guess

everyone: OY! yew can go fuck yourself yank!

me: ok fine I’ll have the mashed peas too
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.

Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
woke the baby choke laughing at this
/Roger Troutman "California Love" voice and cadence "Donald Trump has died."
January 21, 2026 at 11:42 AM
obvious answer is “saw on the news that someone was going to yell at him, tucked tail and went home.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM