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"I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long."
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long."
"You want some more homemade Sprite?"
"Not until you figure out what the FUCK else is in it!"
"Not until you figure out what the FUCK else is in it!"
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"You want some more homemade Sprite?"
"Not until you figure out what the FUCK else is in it!"
"Not until you figure out what the FUCK else is in it!"