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dilophosaurus
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Phthalo green colour of the year
Massive Attack 10000%
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by dilophosaurus
"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me encantan. Pura cosa bonita ✨
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nosecrean chilenos los amo y tienen el mejor acento del idioma.
De hecho una chilena leyó una historia en mi boda de verdad y a la fecha mi familia recuerda lo lindo que sonaba.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Cuando saque mi stand up special será en La Llama School.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM