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nerd • crocheter • cat parent
enby • aspec • poly/pan
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infp-t • chaotic good • neurospicy
sapphic feral bog witch
enby • aspec • poly/pan
♐☀️♈🌙♋⤴️
infp-t • chaotic good • neurospicy
sapphic feral bog witch
I actually had a calendar notification pop up on my phone today to remind me that henchamania is approaching
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I actually had a calendar notification pop up on my phone today to remind me that henchamania is approaching
hope you're feeling better now
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
hope you're feeling better now
I'd suggest we boycott sleep, but apparently I'm already mostly doing that unintentionally 😅
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I'd suggest we boycott sleep, but apparently I'm already mostly doing that unintentionally 😅
my dreams have been giving me hella undue guilt trips lately
I dunno what our subconsciouses think they're doing to us, but it's not welcome
I dunno what our subconsciouses think they're doing to us, but it's not welcome
January 27, 2026 at 2:38 PM
my dreams have been giving me hella undue guilt trips lately
I dunno what our subconsciouses think they're doing to us, but it's not welcome
I dunno what our subconsciouses think they're doing to us, but it's not welcome
yay! I hope you like it. no worries at all if it's not your cup of tea, though
January 22, 2026 at 5:27 PM
yay! I hope you like it. no worries at all if it's not your cup of tea, though
it's been so long since I've seen the movie, I'm definitely overdue for a rewatch
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 PM
it's been so long since I've seen the movie, I'm definitely overdue for a rewatch
aw, that's a shame, I feel like that one would probably taste like Christmas if it was good
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
aw, that's a shame, I feel like that one would probably taste like Christmas if it was good
but grape Sprite is delish
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
but grape Sprite is delish
the shrinkage!! (especially if it's near an air conditioner)
(I started the cold flashes part of perimenopause, so I might be in my extra evil character arc)
(I started the cold flashes part of perimenopause, so I might be in my extra evil character arc)
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
the shrinkage!! (especially if it's near an air conditioner)
(I started the cold flashes part of perimenopause, so I might be in my extra evil character arc)
(I started the cold flashes part of perimenopause, so I might be in my extra evil character arc)
iron speedo for maximum discomfort
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 PM
iron speedo for maximum discomfort
I heard they got Maggie Simpson to make a cameo, too! No word on Bart and Lisa, though
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I heard they got Maggie Simpson to make a cameo, too! No word on Bart and Lisa, though
oh, I'm totally having mashed potato later because of you, it's a safe food
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
oh, I'm totally having mashed potato later because of you, it's a safe food
I'm on an even blander food regimen than before and honestly, instant mac & potatoes sound good
but the good news is I can now go into a brightly lit room without immense pain
but the good news is I can now go into a brightly lit room without immense pain
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I'm on an even blander food regimen than before and honestly, instant mac & potatoes sound good
but the good news is I can now go into a brightly lit room without immense pain
but the good news is I can now go into a brightly lit room without immense pain
fuck, that sounds delicious
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
fuck, that sounds delicious
one time, the person bagging my groceries was bragging about how they're the best bagger in the store. I had high hopes but then I had to stop at the next empty register to rebag everything. there was raw meat packed with fresh veggies!
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
one time, the person bagging my groceries was bragging about how they're the best bagger in the store. I had high hopes but then I had to stop at the next empty register to rebag everything. there was raw meat packed with fresh veggies!
this is the route I feel like I'll have to take
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
this is the route I feel like I'll have to take