@henchman21.bsky.social have I recommended the book "Automatic Noodle" to you, yet?

@henchman21.bsky.social yo, the bots here are active af. is this a typical thing or am I in a bad part of this app?

Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p

I *used* to be obsessed with dinosaurs, but my tastes evolved. now, I'm obsessed with chickens

Years ago, I was staying at someone's (S) house for a couple of weeks, and one day, S had a friend (F) visit.

After introductions, F joined me outside for a cigarette, and we had a bit of idle chatter.

Finished with my smoking, I mentioned going back in. (I wasn't gonna abandon a house guest.) 🧵1

@henchman21.bsky.social i just made a weee order and only now remembered that I forgot to add any fun potato chip flavors. please don't be disappointed in me

Watch all your fingers and toes. They may turn on you. Perhaps this Friday. You know what, forget we said anything.

@henchman21.bsky.social happy henchamania!

huh, so one of the side effects of perimenopause I'm having is no longer having the patience to do performative femininity, and because of that, my voice assistant doesn't recognize me when I'm not doing "customer service voice"

@henchman21.bsky.social I'm rewatching s1&2 of bleach tybw so that I can jump into s3 with everything fresh in my mind. have you started s3, yet?

I think it's pretty effed up that I'm allergic to the adhesive on bandages, but I still need to wear them so often because of my clumsiness.

if you get chocolate milk from a brown cow and strawberry milk from a strawberry cow, what do you get from a dissociative cow?

a fugue steak