Jeff Nachtigall
@dirklancer.bsky.social
Endurance performance artist.
Poet.
Beards. Words. Midlife Crisis.
Thinks Edmonton should be known as the city with the most weather.
Multiple award winner
ADHD Dad
Once I was owned by a tiny bakery.
"Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly." - Ernest Hemingway
Poet.
Beards. Words. Midlife Crisis.
Thinks Edmonton should be known as the city with the most weather.
Multiple award winner
ADHD Dad
Once I was owned by a tiny bakery.
"Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly." - Ernest Hemingway
PLUR1BUS
This show is head and shoulders above any other appointment television right now. This is no surprise to any Vince Gilligan fan, but there are single frames here that are such works of art that I find myself pausing and taking photos of my TV.
This show is head and shoulders above any other appointment television right now. This is no surprise to any Vince Gilligan fan, but there are single frames here that are such works of art that I find myself pausing and taking photos of my TV.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
PLUR1BUS
This show is head and shoulders above any other appointment television right now. This is no surprise to any Vince Gilligan fan, but there are single frames here that are such works of art that I find myself pausing and taking photos of my TV.
This show is head and shoulders above any other appointment television right now. This is no surprise to any Vince Gilligan fan, but there are single frames here that are such works of art that I find myself pausing and taking photos of my TV.
My Costco workout today.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My Costco workout today.
My Superstore workout today.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My Superstore workout today.
I was having trouble logging in to sportsnet to watch the game, so I had to call @minidirklancer to troubleshoot FROM THE INSIDE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I was having trouble logging in to sportsnet to watch the game, so I had to call @minidirklancer to troubleshoot FROM THE INSIDE.
That's enough for today.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That's enough for today.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
Whatever it is. That's enough.
I glanced at this book at Goodwill and thought it was about human cloning.
September 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I glanced at this book at Goodwill and thought it was about human cloning.
Firepit Thursday came a day late this month.
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Firepit Thursday came a day late this month.
I can't believe he actually said this.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I can't believe he actually said this.
While you're waiting for it...
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
While you're waiting for it...
cool burn
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
August 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
cool burn
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
a haiku
off brand hot stapler
fast heating plastic welder
I heard skin sizzle
Raspberry leather? Leathery raspberry? Edible? Not?
Time will tell.
Time will tell.
August 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Raspberry leather? Leathery raspberry? Edible? Not?
Time will tell.
Time will tell.
Here's a cute swirl in the raspberry syrup.
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Here's a cute swirl in the raspberry syrup.
I was inspired this morning while cheering on the @edmontonmarathon runners, so I posted a freshly edited story at ko-fi.com/dirklancer/posts this afternoon.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
August 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was inspired this morning while cheering on the @edmontonmarathon runners, so I posted a freshly edited story at ko-fi.com/dirklancer/posts this afternoon.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
Follow me at everythingniced.ca if you're interested in some creative writing or supporting my 'not working for a bit'.
I didn't take a pic of us, but I did hit record just in time for this:
July 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I didn't take a pic of us, but I did hit record just in time for this:
I searched for this book title on Libby, and I'm presenting the resulting screenshot here without commentary.
July 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I searched for this book title on Libby, and I'm presenting the resulting screenshot here without commentary.
Strawberry filled vanilla iced vegan donut from Bliss Baked Goods. F***ing delicious.
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
June 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Strawberry filled vanilla iced vegan donut from Bliss Baked Goods. F***ing delicious.
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
#SupportLocal
#ShopLocal
I'm sitting in my car at Business Costco, putting off getting wet for a few more seconds as if it's going to make a difference.
June 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm sitting in my car at Business Costco, putting off getting wet for a few more seconds as if it's going to make a difference.
That's right, New Hours are here!
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
June 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That's right, New Hours are here!
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
W/Th/F - 11 to 6
Sat - 9 to 4 and sometimes later
Sun - 10 to 4
www.sugaredandspiced.ca
Did you know we're open Wednesdays from 11 to 6?
June 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Did you know we're open Wednesdays from 11 to 6?
My brother and I don't chat a lot, but we get along quite well when we do.
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My brother and I don't chat a lot, but we get along quite well when we do.
The May 27 run appears to have been a little supernatural/portal-enabled, possibly
#CostcoThruNYC
#CostcoThruNYC
June 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The May 27 run appears to have been a little supernatural/portal-enabled, possibly
#CostcoThruNYC
#CostcoThruNYC
Playing catch up. I forgot to stop Strava on my May 21 Costco run and then forgot how to edit it, so I just stopped posting because I'm overwhelmed all of the time.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Playing catch up. I forgot to stop Strava on my May 21 Costco run and then forgot how to edit it, so I just stopped posting because I'm overwhelmed all of the time.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.