Jeff Nachtigall
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Jeff Nachtigall
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Endurance performance artist.
Poet.
Beards. Words. Midlife Crisis.
Thinks Edmonton should be known as the city with the most weather.
Multiple award winner
ADHD Dad
Once I was owned by a tiny bakery.
"Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly." - Ernest Hemingway
Pinned
Re-intro time:
Hi! I’m Jeff; an unconventional poet/Dad from the Canadian prairies. I have 2 adult kids, 2 rescue dogs, & have been madly in love w/ the same lowkey juggernaut since the 1900s.
I'm owned by a tiny bakery & I lived w/ ADHD 45yrs before discovering it. I'm probably bad at hide-&-seek.
PLUR1BUS
This show is head and shoulders above any other appointment television right now. This is no surprise to any Vince Gilligan fan, but there are single frames here that are such works of art that I find myself pausing and taking photos of my TV.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
My Costco workout today.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My Superstore workout today.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by Jeff Nachtigall
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm reworking my list of meals to make at home, and thought, "hey, wouldn't it be fun to have a theme?" Maybe, maybe not.
Anyway, what meals/dishes do you make that have a state or province in their name?
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I solved Brandon Cathcart's puzzle "Don't Draw Any Conclusions" in 14:41! crosshare.org/crosswords/q...
Don't Draw Any Conclusions
Video game recreation of table tennis; "My bad!"; \* *Stick your head out from around a corner, say*; ***-Canada; Wild parties; \* *A good way to take it all in*; "***, queen!"; 18-wheeler; Orb's shap...
crosshare.org
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Being Measurable is not a Virtue.
I'm been pondering something lately. This isn't meant to be a 'gotcha,' but rather something that seemed profound to me, and now has me considering my own context/the lived experience that has led to this realization and why I am like this.

The thought is this:
Efficiency is not a Virtue.

#ADHD
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Jeff Nachtigall
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
'Bias farming' is an anagram of 'Framing bias,' and I propose that we use it to mean the same thing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Like this post if you're Canadian and have been to The House on the Rock in Spring Green, Wisconsin.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
There used to be so many telethons.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I tried to be subtle, but I know that doesn't reach all of you.
I co-authored a crossword that was published today!
Yegwords.com/p/too-soon
Too Soon? - YEGwords No. 040
A themed midi (12x12) crossword puzzle by Jeff Nachtigall and Brandon Cathcart
Yegwords.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I solved Brandon Cathcart's puzzle "Too Soon?" in 3:32! crosshare.org/crosswords/b...

I may have had an unfair advantage. ;)
Too Soon?
* .... .. ... / -.-. .-.. ..- . --..-- / .-- .. - .... / -.-. --- -.. .; "You are NOT the father!" sayer; \* *A movie about an alien*; Ferris Wheel operator or cotton candy slinger, slangily; Dressed ...
crosshare.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Have you signed up for the weekly crossword puzzle from YEGWords yet? Find one in your inbox every Friday morning: www.yegwords.com
A little birdie tells me that tomorrow's should be good. :)
YEGwords
Free, handcrafted crosswords made with ❤️ in Edmonton, Canada. A new puzzle every Friday!
www.yegwords.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM