Dirk Warhard
@dirkwarhard.bsky.social
32 y/o disillusioned healthcare worker (she/her) who likes video games, fooood, sports (go bears, go bills, go blue), and CATS 😽
I’m a safe space 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
🎮: PS5, PS Portal, Switch 2, Steam Deck LCD
I’m a safe space 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
🎮: PS5, PS Portal, Switch 2, Steam Deck LCD
me: wow these two elderly characters have good items, I’m going to use my path actions on them
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
me: wow these two elderly characters have good items, I’m going to use my path actions on them
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
Oldest selfie I have in my phone
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oldest selfie I have in my phone
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
The snow from yesterday has turned into rain today 🌧️
Hat is (a little) cut off, but.. GO BILLS!
Hat is (a little) cut off, but.. GO BILLS!
November 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The snow from yesterday has turned into rain today 🌧️
Hat is (a little) cut off, but.. GO BILLS!
Hat is (a little) cut off, but.. GO BILLS!
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Nov. 1—Mariah Carey has defrosted AND there’s snow on the ground. Merry Christmas! 😂
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nov. 1—Mariah Carey has defrosted AND there’s snow on the ground. Merry Christmas! 😂
POV: King Tuna personally extending his gratitude for your applause and loyalty to the crown
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
POV: King Tuna personally extending his gratitude for your applause and loyalty to the crown
His Majesty (Tuna) stands before the court (me) awaiting thundering applause, admiration, and a royal feast (wet food)
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
His Majesty (Tuna) stands before the court (me) awaiting thundering applause, admiration, and a royal feast (wet food)
Attended a halloween-themed trivia night after work w/ friends (on nat’l cat day, no less), so ofc I wore all black w/ my “support your local cat cult” shirt 🎃😼
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Attended a halloween-themed trivia night after work w/ friends (on nat’l cat day, no less), so ofc I wore all black w/ my “support your local cat cult” shirt 🎃😼
Happy Nat’l Cat Day 😻
October 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy Nat’l Cat Day 😻
Played the shit out of fallout 3 in HS. Didn’t play much of 4 or New Vegas surprisingly. Will be sat for fallout 5 day 1
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Played the shit out of fallout 3 in HS. Didn’t play much of 4 or New Vegas surprisingly. Will be sat for fallout 5 day 1
Momo is so cute 🥰
This is my parent’s dog, Bella—She says “Hi Momo 💜”
This is my parent’s dog, Bella—She says “Hi Momo 💜”
October 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Momo is so cute 🥰
This is my parent’s dog, Bella—She says “Hi Momo 💜”
This is my parent’s dog, Bella—She says “Hi Momo 💜”
kofun, my twin flame 💚
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
kofun, my twin flame 💚
In honor of Game 1 of the World Series tonight (and as an honorary Canadian/Ontarian)…
GO JAYS GO
GO JAYS GO
October 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In honor of Game 1 of the World Series tonight (and as an honorary Canadian/Ontarian)…
GO JAYS GO
GO JAYS GO
Tuna + Soy Sauce snuggling in one of their favorite spots in the house
October 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Tuna + Soy Sauce snuggling in one of their favorite spots in the house
Made Japanese beef curry + rice for dinner 😋
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Made Japanese beef curry + rice for dinner 😋
Sipping on a cup of earl grey tea out of the best + most appropriate mug for the season 🎃
(Peep the little Tim Horton’s timbit spider on the back 🕷️🕸️)
(Peep the little Tim Horton’s timbit spider on the back 🕷️🕸️)
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sipping on a cup of earl grey tea out of the best + most appropriate mug for the season 🎃
(Peep the little Tim Horton’s timbit spider on the back 🕷️🕸️)
(Peep the little Tim Horton’s timbit spider on the back 🕷️🕸️)
Also—Yes that’s his face he’s sitting on lmao
My friend has that shirt made for me for Christmas two years ago 😭 She also blessed me with the original file 🙏🏻
My friend has that shirt made for me for Christmas two years ago 😭 She also blessed me with the original file 🙏🏻
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Also—Yes that’s his face he’s sitting on lmao
My friend has that shirt made for me for Christmas two years ago 😭 She also blessed me with the original file 🙏🏻
My friend has that shirt made for me for Christmas two years ago 😭 She also blessed me with the original file 🙏🏻
