Dirk Warhard
@dirkwarhard.bsky.social
32 y/o disillusioned healthcare worker (she/her) who likes video games, fooood, sports (go bears, go bills, go blue), and CATS 😽
I’m a safe space 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
🎮: PS5, PS Portal, Switch 2, Steam Deck LCD
I’m a safe space 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
🎮: PS5, PS Portal, Switch 2, Steam Deck LCD
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Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Valve Announces Steam Machine, a New Video-Game Console
The US gaming company behind the popular, handheld Steam Deck is making a living-room device for PC games
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
It’s a breakfast-for-dinner kind of night
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s a breakfast-for-dinner kind of night
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November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Nintendo announced The Super Mario Galaxy Movie direct for Wednesday!
It will contain the world premiere of the first trailer.
It will contain the world premiere of the first trailer.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Nintendo announced The Super Mario Galaxy Movie direct for Wednesday!
It will contain the world premiere of the first trailer.
It will contain the world premiere of the first trailer.
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If you had told us that Yoshi's design for the next Super Mario film would be leaked by Pillsbury, we'd have been skeptical.
First look at Yoshi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie just leaked — on a cookie box
If you had told us that Yoshi's design for the next Super Mario film would be leaked by Pillsbury, we'd have been skeptical.
www.polygon.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you had told us that Yoshi's design for the next Super Mario film would be leaked by Pillsbury, we'd have been skeptical.
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If you think my essays are useful, 250 people chipping in $20 and 250 people quote tweeting with this or any other of my articles would be really helpful. I'm not expecting my car to get paid off or my student loans to be covered here, but I do still need assistance
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! I HAVE WRITTEN A NEW ARTICLE!
this one's a bit weird; rather than doing my usual "trying to organize my thoughts and building a winding case that builds on itself," I decided to show you what my EARLY article creation process looks like:
docseuss.medium.com/some-loosely...
this one's a bit weird; rather than doing my usual "trying to organize my thoughts and building a winding case that builds on itself," I decided to show you what my EARLY article creation process looks like:
docseuss.medium.com/some-loosely...
some loosely organized thoughts about dialogue sysin games
think of this as me trying to find out what parts of dialogue choices are load bearing game design and what else can be done with dialogue.
docseuss.medium.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
If you think my essays are useful, 250 people chipping in $20 and 250 people quote tweeting with this or any other of my articles would be really helpful. I'm not expecting my car to get paid off or my student loans to be covered here, but I do still need assistance
18 inches in <24 hours w/ 4-6 more this morning (storm warning remains in effect until 1030pm tonight)
My teeny tiny city made the national news last night for this record snowfall 🤘🏻
My teeny tiny city made the national news last night for this record snowfall 🤘🏻
Forecast is calling for 12+ inches of snow into tomorrow night and we already have 6+ inches out there rn ☹️
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
18 inches in <24 hours w/ 4-6 more this morning (storm warning remains in effect until 1030pm tonight)
My teeny tiny city made the national news last night for this record snowfall 🤘🏻
My teeny tiny city made the national news last night for this record snowfall 🤘🏻
me: wow these two elderly characters have good items, I’m going to use my path actions on them
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
me: wow these two elderly characters have good items, I’m going to use my path actions on them
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
*uses path actions successfully and both lay unconscious on the floor afterwards*
small girl watching as her grandparents are mugged + ambushed:
Forecast is calling for 12+ inches of snow into tomorrow night and we already have 6+ inches out there rn ☹️
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Forecast is calling for 12+ inches of snow into tomorrow night and we already have 6+ inches out there rn ☹️
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Thank you so much to Epic, DevGAMM and everyone who was involved with and played Promise Mascot Agency!
Stunned!
🛻✨💗
Stunned!
🛻✨💗
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thank you so much to Epic, DevGAMM and everyone who was involved with and played Promise Mascot Agency!
Stunned!
🛻✨💗
Stunned!
🛻✨💗
is that a catnip joint in MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURB?
Soy Sauce is getting faded on #caturday w/ her catnip joint 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
is that a catnip joint in MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURB?
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Shenmue for the SEGA Dreamcast officially launched 25 years ago.
This is one of my personal favorite games of all-time and it always will be.
Happy 25 years, Ryo. 🌸
This is one of my personal favorite games of all-time and it always will be.
Happy 25 years, Ryo. 🌸
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Shenmue for the SEGA Dreamcast officially launched 25 years ago.
This is one of my personal favorite games of all-time and it always will be.
Happy 25 years, Ryo. 🌸
This is one of my personal favorite games of all-time and it always will be.
Happy 25 years, Ryo. 🌸
Update: called my ISP and it’s an issue on their end, not mine
It continues to be down and is seriously cutting into my weekend gaming time tho 😮💨
It continues to be down and is seriously cutting into my weekend gaming time tho 😮💨
Internet crashed on a Friday night (peak gaming time, no less) and I’ve tried to reset the mesh system multiple times to no avail 🥲
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Update: called my ISP and it’s an issue on their end, not mine
It continues to be down and is seriously cutting into my weekend gaming time tho 😮💨
It continues to be down and is seriously cutting into my weekend gaming time tho 😮💨
Internet crashed on a Friday night (peak gaming time, no less) and I’ve tried to reset the mesh system multiple times to no avail 🥲
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Internet crashed on a Friday night (peak gaming time, no less) and I’ve tried to reset the mesh system multiple times to no avail 🥲
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GTA 6 has been delayed until November 19, 2026, which means that CJ from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas will be 58 when the game comes out. bit.ly/3LvDsHN
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
GTA 6 has been delayed until November 19, 2026, which means that CJ from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas will be 58 when the game comes out. bit.ly/3LvDsHN
I’ve worked nearly 8 years in healthcare providing direct patient care and it still humbles me daily
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’ve worked nearly 8 years in healthcare providing direct patient care and it still humbles me daily
Also—HAPPY DISPATCH WEDNESDAY 🤗
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Also—HAPPY DISPATCH WEDNESDAY 🤗
Buying the Portal earlier this year was one of the best gaming decisions/purchases I’ve made in recent memory and it only keeps getting better and better
This device has fundamentally changed the way I play and has helped clear my backlog IMMENSELY
This device has fundamentally changed the way I play and has helped clear my backlog IMMENSELY
Cloud Streaming officially arrives on PlayStation Portal today.
PS Plus Premium members can now stream select digital PS5 games in their library, in addition to hundreds of compatible games from the Game Catalog and Classics Catalog: play.st/4hShAmg
PS Plus Premium members can now stream select digital PS5 games in their library, in addition to hundreds of compatible games from the Game Catalog and Classics Catalog: play.st/4hShAmg
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Buying the Portal earlier this year was one of the best gaming decisions/purchases I’ve made in recent memory and it only keeps getting better and better
This device has fundamentally changed the way I play and has helped clear my backlog IMMENSELY
This device has fundamentally changed the way I play and has helped clear my backlog IMMENSELY
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Feels like a good night in the United States, its been a while.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Feels like a good night in the United States, its been a while.
Oldest selfie I have in my phone
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oldest selfie I have in my phone
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
2011 (18 y/o)—Absolutely remember posting this on socials with the caption “Which is more messy, my room or my hair?” 😅
Nothing like a dead (+faulty) car battery to start the work week off 🫠
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Nothing like a dead (+faulty) car battery to start the work week off 🫠
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love this face gengar makes
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
love this face gengar makes
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