Matt
@disastromatic.bsky.social
I will not be told where to stand
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
I will not be told what to say
Not by man, or machine
Not by you, not by anyone tonight
Gonna have to do better than fear
Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
My favorite Dune breakfast is eggs benegesserit
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My favorite Dune breakfast is eggs benegesserit
Did a spit take at work just now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Did a spit take at work just now.
Full of chili. The perfect state of being.
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Full of chili. The perfect state of being.
Reposted by Matt
Igor: Master, did you finish creating life?
Guillaume Del Torro's Dr Frankenstein: yes Igor, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Igor: what
Guillaume Del Torro's Dr Frankenstein: yes Igor, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Igor: what
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Igor: Master, did you finish creating life?
Guillaume Del Torro's Dr Frankenstein: yes Igor, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Igor: what
Guillaume Del Torro's Dr Frankenstein: yes Igor, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Igor: what
Sorry, gang. The Leafs must be sacrificed on the altar of Protecting the Blue Jays and Raptors Vibes
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sorry, gang. The Leafs must be sacrificed on the altar of Protecting the Blue Jays and Raptors Vibes
Reposted by Matt
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
I don't think I've seen a show quite like Eighty-Six 86 until now. Near perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don't think I've seen a show quite like Eighty-Six 86 until now. Near perfect.
I'm ready for bed at 8:30, but I won't go to sleep, because I can instead have a second dessert. It's the correct way to do it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I'm ready for bed at 8:30, but I won't go to sleep, because I can instead have a second dessert. It's the correct way to do it.
Reposted by Matt
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
When you use a pie server, you become a pie server
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When you use a pie server, you become a pie server
Hooray, my niece or one of her cousins has given me the gift of Daycare Crud.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hooray, my niece or one of her cousins has given me the gift of Daycare Crud.
I wish they wouldn't let the announcers at Remembrance Day functions translate the French to English. They just said the English part. You can endure a little second language.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wish they wouldn't let the announcers at Remembrance Day functions translate the French to English. They just said the English part. You can endure a little second language.
Maritime Bus, you gotta find a way to let people stow their luggage at the Moncton terminal. It wouldn't be so bad if I weren't waiting almost four hours for my next bus, but I had to suit up everything just to go grab a late lunch.
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maritime Bus, you gotta find a way to let people stow their luggage at the Moncton terminal. It wouldn't be so bad if I weren't waiting almost four hours for my next bus, but I had to suit up everything just to go grab a late lunch.
If you outlaw a sandwich, only outlaws will have sandwiches
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you outlaw a sandwich, only outlaws will have sandwiches
(Billy Idol voice)
With a Swedish Chef
He cried
Bork, bork, bork
With a Swedish Chef
He cried
Bork, bork, bork
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
(Billy Idol voice)
With a Swedish Chef
He cried
Bork, bork, bork
With a Swedish Chef
He cried
Bork, bork, bork
Olias of Sunhillow by Jon Anderson, in my hands, at last. Holy grail.
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Olias of Sunhillow by Jon Anderson, in my hands, at last. Holy grail.
Packers, what are you doin'
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Packers, what are you doin'
Quittin' time, hello ten days off. Heading up to the Miramichi to do nerd stuff and hot tub.
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Quittin' time, hello ten days off. Heading up to the Miramichi to do nerd stuff and hot tub.
Baseball friends, remember to hydrate today. Take an extra-long shower. Eat a good breakfast. The ache will fade in the winter, and only the love with come back in the spring.
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Baseball friends, remember to hydrate today. Take an extra-long shower. Eat a good breakfast. The ache will fade in the winter, and only the love with come back in the spring.
I'm going on vacation after this morning's shift, and while last night's ballgame results are turning my guts, I think a week of gaming and hot tubbing will help. Also if the Packers could put up a laugher today that'd be good.
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'm going on vacation after this morning's shift, and while last night's ballgame results are turning my guts, I think a week of gaming and hot tubbing will help. Also if the Packers could put up a laugher today that'd be good.
Decades of Leafs fandom has prepared me for this moment.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Decades of Leafs fandom has prepared me for this moment.
Death will claim us all, on rhe bright side.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Death will claim us all, on rhe bright side.
Barger up again. He could do it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Barger up again. He could do it.
Okay, come.from behind victory, I guess.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Okay, come.from behind victory, I guess.