Be Martian
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Let me drink this coffee and wake up a bit. I have so much cleaning to do before my guest gets here tomorrow
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Let me drink this coffee and wake up a bit. I have so much cleaning to do before my guest gets here tomorrow
The “lol cat stepped in my food” to “tar people” track is quite quick and efficient. Amtrak could learn a thing or two.
January 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The “lol cat stepped in my food” to “tar people” track is quite quick and efficient. Amtrak could learn a thing or two.
My coworkers are all getting PTSD and burnout. I’ll be surprised if this unit lasts though the year
January 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
My coworkers are all getting PTSD and burnout. I’ll be surprised if this unit lasts though the year
I laugh at the belief that all this shit ends if Trump dies. As if he climbed to power on his own and isn’t just a puppet. 🫠
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I laugh at the belief that all this shit ends if Trump dies. As if he climbed to power on his own and isn’t just a puppet. 🫠
Cleaning my house and sorting out the things I don’t need or want anymore. Hope there’s a shelter I can donate to.
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Cleaning my house and sorting out the things I don’t need or want anymore. Hope there’s a shelter I can donate to.
I got golden first so I was optimistic. Then I got melancholic… and swampy. So am I Shrek? Do I go back to Universal but the one in Cali instead of Orlando? I am confusion.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I got golden first so I was optimistic. Then I got melancholic… and swampy. So am I Shrek? Do I go back to Universal but the one in Cali instead of Orlando? I am confusion.
My wax lady SAID THE SAME THING.
Astro girlies are saying to STAY YOUR ASS HOME ON NYE
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My wax lady SAID THE SAME THING.
Back then? Burnout 3. I didn’t get a chance to play most of the others. But I played that game until all the wheels fell off.
Now that I’ve played more of them:
Paper Mario and the thousand year door. Paper Mario series better than the og. Runner up is LoZ Minish Cap. Very fun time.
Now that I’ve played more of them:
Paper Mario and the thousand year door. Paper Mario series better than the og. Runner up is LoZ Minish Cap. Very fun time.
Quote this with your favourite game NOW that was released in 2004, and what your favourite was THEN (if you had one)
Localisations/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations/early access count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Back then? Burnout 3. I didn’t get a chance to play most of the others. But I played that game until all the wheels fell off.
Now that I’ve played more of them:
Paper Mario and the thousand year door. Paper Mario series better than the og. Runner up is LoZ Minish Cap. Very fun time.
Now that I’ve played more of them:
Paper Mario and the thousand year door. Paper Mario series better than the og. Runner up is LoZ Minish Cap. Very fun time.
My sister’s husband cannot read the room
a woman wearing an apron is making a face with her eyes closed
ALT: a woman wearing an apron is making a face with her eyes closed
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December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My sister’s husband cannot read the room
The way I’m about to set up the messages for my family in the morning with the same message using this feature >>>>>
It's almost Christmas, fellas. Time to get active. 🙂↕️
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The way I’m about to set up the messages for my family in the morning with the same message using this feature >>>>>
Next Friday is when I will pay for my financial sinning this holiday break. Until then, I will smile at this 26$ digital photo of my nephew ignoring the ride to smile at the camera.
December 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Next Friday is when I will pay for my financial sinning this holiday break. Until then, I will smile at this 26$ digital photo of my nephew ignoring the ride to smile at the camera.
I’m already tired and we haven’t even gotten to dinner time yet.
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m already tired and we haven’t even gotten to dinner time yet.
The power of leaving the tv on as background noise so I can sleep.
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The power of leaving the tv on as background noise so I can sleep.
“This is a Nike outlet and I’m wearing a Michael Kors bag and jeans. Let’s think about that for a minute, sir”
Black People: When you're out shopping and someone asks "Do you work here?" What do you say? 🤔🤔🤔
December 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
“This is a Nike outlet and I’m wearing a Michael Kors bag and jeans. Let’s think about that for a minute, sir”
My mama and I both hated my dad’s meatloaf. She always made tuna salad. That’s probably why it’s a comfort food now.
Parents back in the day vs parents in today’s society is way different.,,, for dinner you ate whatever was cooked…. For dinner today if a parent cooked and the kid want something different then the parent gets something different lmao
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My mama and I both hated my dad’s meatloaf. She always made tuna salad. That’s probably why it’s a comfort food now.
Between Co-Pilot and fucking One Drive, I’m ready to toss my whole set up.
Microsoft is promising to focus on "performance fundamentals" for PC gaming on Windows 11. This includes a focus on background workload management, power and scheduling improvements, graphics stack optimizations, and updated drivers
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Between Co-Pilot and fucking One Drive, I’m ready to toss my whole set up.
Life is Beautiful
And we had to watch this in class. Everybody was crying. Stepping out the room.
And we had to watch this in class. Everybody was crying. Stepping out the room.
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Life is Beautiful
And we had to watch this in class. Everybody was crying. Stepping out the room.
And we had to watch this in class. Everybody was crying. Stepping out the room.
Kingdom keeps getting better and better. I miss the edge-of-the-seat feeling that weekly episode drops give. The hate that flies so close to love
a drawing of a woman wearing a necklace and a blue cape
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December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Kingdom keeps getting better and better. I miss the edge-of-the-seat feeling that weekly episode drops give. The hate that flies so close to love
I forget how chaotic most social media feeds are until I log back into Instagram or Facebook and see one post from a friend and then four random ass posts.
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I forget how chaotic most social media feeds are until I log back into Instagram or Facebook and see one post from a friend and then four random ass posts.
Pro life but pull recommendations that keep children alive. I can only hope insurances continue to push for vaccines as part of their coverage.
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Pro life but pull recommendations that keep children alive. I can only hope insurances continue to push for vaccines as part of their coverage.
A cool feature like this should be in game. Especially since amiibos go outta print all the time. I hate how technology ruins games.
Nintendo fans are unhappy about a $30 Metroid Prime 4: Beyond amiibo figurine that lets you turn on your motorbike's radio. https://bit.ly/48G8i8N
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
A cool feature like this should be in game. Especially since amiibos go outta print all the time. I hate how technology ruins games.
Gonna side step the whole 600$ toilet cam (not even a bidet) with a 7$/mo subscription fee and just slide this in the “words have meaning” category. Cant wait for their lawsuit for deliberately using false wording because they wanted people to feel “safe” sending their poop pics.
Kohler claims its smart toilets are end-to-end encrypted. They don't seem to understand what that phrase actually means
Kohler's Smart Toilet Camera Not Actually End-to-End Encrypted
Gives new meaning to the 'internet of shit.'
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December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Gonna side step the whole 600$ toilet cam (not even a bidet) with a 7$/mo subscription fee and just slide this in the “words have meaning” category. Cant wait for their lawsuit for deliberately using false wording because they wanted people to feel “safe” sending their poop pics.
I once had a “curry” dish on an extended flight that had a green sauce. I took two bites and said to myself “this shit is disgusting”. Read the wrap- the sauce was green peas. 🥲
At least I’m consistent in my hate for green peas.
At least I’m consistent in my hate for green peas.
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I once had a “curry” dish on an extended flight that had a green sauce. I took two bites and said to myself “this shit is disgusting”. Read the wrap- the sauce was green peas. 🥲
At least I’m consistent in my hate for green peas.
At least I’m consistent in my hate for green peas.
I forgot how much the wind walker remake updated the game. Playing through the original on NSO has my eye twitching. Definitely not completing the gallery on this playthrough
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I forgot how much the wind walker remake updated the game. Playing through the original on NSO has my eye twitching. Definitely not completing the gallery on this playthrough