The Duck of Hot Takes
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proud owner of a theory of mind. probably real. sizzling hot takes. absolutely no milkshake allowed. you WILL get quacked at in DMs
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okay, hear me out:
Sense and Sensibility
okay, BUT
Sense and Sensibility, but it's a martial arts manga
Sense and Sensibility
okay, BUT
Sense and Sensibility, but it's a martial arts manga
I'm Scroll-Locked
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm Scroll-Locked
Don't shoot schools.
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Don't shoot schools.
Oh,
oh, it's time for matrix algebra, right
cool
alright,
cool coolcoolcoolcoolcool
oh, it's time for matrix algebra, right
cool
alright,
cool coolcoolcoolcoolcool
Mood Rage Screaming Internally GIF
Alt: Mood Rage Screaming Internally GIF
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Oh,
oh, it's time for matrix algebra, right
cool
alright,
cool coolcoolcoolcoolcool
oh, it's time for matrix algebra, right
cool
alright,
cool coolcoolcoolcoolcool
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Abide by the Santa Conglomerate
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Abide by the Santa Conglomerate
The dude in the hospital gown from Welcome To The Black Parade, but he's stuck wandering around after the music video ends, trying to find an open grocery store amidst the emo ruins.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The dude in the hospital gown from Welcome To The Black Parade, but he's stuck wandering around after the music video ends, trying to find an open grocery store amidst the emo ruins.
(recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack)
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
(recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive (recursive quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack) quack)
Remember to suplex the train
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Remember to suplex the train
Dr. K: "...and so the important thing to remember is that, -if- you burn your candle at both ends and look a gift horse in the mouth, mashed potatoes -can- be your friends, despite the trauma"
Dudebro podcaster: *nods intensely*
Dudebro podcaster: *nods intensely*
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dr. K: "...and so the important thing to remember is that, -if- you burn your candle at both ends and look a gift horse in the mouth, mashed potatoes -can- be your friends, despite the trauma"
Dudebro podcaster: *nods intensely*
Dudebro podcaster: *nods intensely*
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hbo max will now be called netflax
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
hbo max will now be called netflax
I actually, sincerely prefer when ChatGPT used to produce the text "An an AI language model, I don't..." before every response to a prompt. It was less insufferable.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I actually, sincerely prefer when ChatGPT used to produce the text "An an AI language model, I don't..." before every response to a prompt. It was less insufferable.
✨Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
✨Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
Ẃ̴̥͜R̷̭̺̠͒A̷̗̍̓̐Ț̴͠H̵̱͚̾͠
🎄Jingle bell P̷͈͘A̸͚͠Ḯ̶͉N̶̟̔
❄️and Jingle bell S̸͎̃C̸̬͍̓̽Ŗ̴̤̋̃E̴̖̎A̴͍̞͐͑M̸̨͔̎Ş̸̐̏
Iterative quack
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Iterative quack
My hobbies are: frothing at the mouth,
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My hobbies are: frothing at the mouth,
Every time I'm fantasizing about having sex on a chair, I have to first fantasize about checking every imaginary chair in the imaginary building if it's sturdy enough so it doesn't collapse under our combined imaginary weight. And the fantasy version of you has to stand there.
Don't ask me to chill
Don't ask me to chill
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every time I'm fantasizing about having sex on a chair, I have to first fantasize about checking every imaginary chair in the imaginary building if it's sturdy enough so it doesn't collapse under our combined imaginary weight. And the fantasy version of you has to stand there.
Don't ask me to chill
Don't ask me to chill
I love technology.
I hate technology.
I hate technology.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I love technology.
I hate technology.
I hate technology.
App idea: use AI to summarize bluesky posts in 300 characters or less
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
App idea: use AI to summarize bluesky posts in 300 characters or less
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Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
fund.blender.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Antifa with elderly ladies wielding spools of yarn is way too powerful, I'd dead heckin' serious.
Watch out for ANTIFA this weekend in DC!! You might trip on a spool of yarn! 🧶😮
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Antifa with elderly ladies wielding spools of yarn is way too powerful, I'd dead heckin' serious.
We need to give Donald Trump some of the old John Brown.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We need to give Donald Trump some of the old John Brown.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
Donald Trump needs to face the Judgement of the Lord.
"Oh, -we- would never do these things"
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Oh, -we- would never do these things"
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
Well, you -should- be doing these things to tyrants.
Hierarchical structures kinda freak me out, bro.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hierarchical structures kinda freak me out, bro.
Mamdani is going to implement Slam Jam law. You're gonna have to slam with the best or jam with the rest.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Slam Jam law. You're gonna have to slam with the best or jam with the rest.
They WILL try to either:
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
They WILL try to either:
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.
1) physically remove Mamdani from the scene
2) humiliate and force him into submission
3) alienate him from his base and turn him into one of their own
We need to build on this victory and that means realizing -this- program, the one that won.