The Duck of Hot Takes
@discretionary-duck.bsky.social
proud owner of a theory of mind. probably real. sizzling hot takes. absolutely no milkshake allowed. you WILL get quacked at in DMs
pls let me wake up, it's been 8 years
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
pls let me wake up, it's been 8 years
Looks like the antediluvian horrors of R'lyeh, but also the cheese makes it look really yum
gj
gj
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Looks like the antediluvian horrors of R'lyeh, but also the cheese makes it look really yum
gj
gj
Y'all are yapping like Johnson is finished, meanwhile you first need to convince me that Democrats won't save him at the last moment by voting against themselves.
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Y'all are yapping like Johnson is finished, meanwhile you first need to convince me that Democrats won't save him at the last moment by voting against themselves.
"...while at the same time robbing the revolutionary theory of its substance, blunting its revolutionary edge and vulgarizing it."
And so infuriating that this is the same treatment Lenin is being subjected to.
And so infuriating that this is the same treatment Lenin is being subjected to.
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"...while at the same time robbing the revolutionary theory of its substance, blunting its revolutionary edge and vulgarizing it."
And so infuriating that this is the same treatment Lenin is being subjected to.
And so infuriating that this is the same treatment Lenin is being subjected to.
"...After their death, attempts are made to convert them into harmless icons, to canonize them, so to say, and to hallow their names to a certain extent for the “consolation” of the oppressed classes and with the object of duping the latter..."
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"...After their death, attempts are made to convert them into harmless icons, to canonize them, so to say, and to hallow their names to a certain extent for the “consolation” of the oppressed classes and with the object of duping the latter..."
It's also very, very funny how the book opens:
"During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander..."
"During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander..."
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's also very, very funny how the book opens:
"During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander..."
"During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander..."
"aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu"
Lack of Belt
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December 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu"
(not gonna post the """other""" version)
Beep Beep I'm a Sheep (feat. TomSka & BlackGryph0n) | asdfmovie10 song | LilDeuceDeuce
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December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
(not gonna post the """other""" version)
The Trump administration agenda:
Ghostbusters - Biblical Proportions
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December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Trump administration agenda:
Hello,
yes,
have you made a reservation?
yes,
have you made a reservation?
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hello,
yes,
have you made a reservation?
yes,
have you made a reservation?
I, too, wish c*tt*rd never listens to the weather channel again
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I, too, wish c*tt*rd never listens to the weather channel again
Hekk yeah, brother.
a man in a pink shirt is holding a man 's hand while another man looks on .
Alt: In the words of Randy Savage: "THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP"
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December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hekk yeah, brother.
What if it isn't?
December 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What if it isn't?
jerry +1
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
jerry +1
Chuck Norris approves rofl XD
December 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Chuck Norris approves rofl XD
"But two plus two equals four, Kramer, it has always been this way!"
"Not anymore, Jerry"
"Not anymore, Jerry"
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"But two plus two equals four, Kramer, it has always been this way!"
"Not anymore, Jerry"
"Not anymore, Jerry"
Girlfriend plays WH40K:Dawn of War
Girlfriend is the new Commander of the Blood Ravens.
Girlfriend redeems the enemies of the Emperor with sword and fire.
Girlfriend orders an Assault Terminator deep-strike.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's will made manifest.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's fury.
Girlfriend is the new Commander of the Blood Ravens.
Girlfriend redeems the enemies of the Emperor with sword and fire.
Girlfriend orders an Assault Terminator deep-strike.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's will made manifest.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's fury.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Girlfriend plays WH40K:Dawn of War
Girlfriend is the new Commander of the Blood Ravens.
Girlfriend redeems the enemies of the Emperor with sword and fire.
Girlfriend orders an Assault Terminator deep-strike.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's will made manifest.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's fury.
Girlfriend is the new Commander of the Blood Ravens.
Girlfriend redeems the enemies of the Emperor with sword and fire.
Girlfriend orders an Assault Terminator deep-strike.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's will made manifest.
Girlfriend is the Emperor's fury.
semi-related:
Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you?
YouTube video by Gianni Matragrano
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December 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
semi-related:
evergreen post
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
evergreen post
now I know
a cartoon of a man with the words and knowing is half the battle below him .
Alt: JI Joe PSA "and knowing is half the battle"
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December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
now I know