Dishwasher Diaries
@dishwasherdiaries.bsky.social
"In every partnership, there is a person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect and a person who stacks the dishwasher like a raccoon on meth." 🧼🍽️✨
A safe space to share your frustrations, save your marriage and provide some comic relief!
A safe space to share your frustrations, save your marriage and provide some comic relief!
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Welcome to Dishwasher Diaries! #dwd🧼🍽️✨
Please share the ridiculous stacks which enrage and confuse you. From blocking washer jets, to upturned pots/glasses or even just general overstacking.
Don't moan, just photograph and share with those who feel your pain!🧼🍽️✨
Please share the ridiculous stacks which enrage and confuse you. From blocking washer jets, to upturned pots/glasses or even just general overstacking.
Don't moan, just photograph and share with those who feel your pain!🧼🍽️✨
Can only imagine the carnage that could come to light over the next week as we crack the dishwashers open.
Just get a huge bin and throw the whole lot out. Could be a lot less stressful. #dwd🎄🧼🍽️✨
Just get a huge bin and throw the whole lot out. Could be a lot less stressful. #dwd🎄🧼🍽️✨
Check your bin days this week and next
You're welcome
You're welcome
December 23, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Can only imagine the carnage that could come to light over the next week as we crack the dishwashers open.
Just get a huge bin and throw the whole lot out. Could be a lot less stressful. #dwd🎄🧼🍽️✨
Just get a huge bin and throw the whole lot out. Could be a lot less stressful. #dwd🎄🧼🍽️✨
Top shelf tragedy today and an painfully poor stack on the lower drawer. #dwd🧼🍽️✨
Manky bowls launched in the sink for a second spin later on today.
Manky bowls launched in the sink for a second spin later on today.
December 23, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Top shelf tragedy today and an painfully poor stack on the lower drawer. #dwd🧼🍽️✨
Manky bowls launched in the sink for a second spin later on today.
Manky bowls launched in the sink for a second spin later on today.
Lower tray looks fair, not the most economic use of space but forgivable.
Then you get to the top drawer, just absolute carnage. Totally gave up. #dwd 🧼🍽️✨
Then you get to the top drawer, just absolute carnage. Totally gave up. #dwd 🧼🍽️✨
December 16, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Lower tray looks fair, not the most economic use of space but forgivable.
Then you get to the top drawer, just absolute carnage. Totally gave up. #dwd 🧼🍽️✨
Then you get to the top drawer, just absolute carnage. Totally gave up. #dwd 🧼🍽️✨
Looks like they're safe enough as long as you don't lay them on top of some bowls, which have been incorrectly placed, in the top drawer of your dishwasher and you subsequently wipe your entire family out with food poisoning... #dwd🧼🍽️✨
Hey, so it turns out that paper on black plastic was a bit blown out of proportion by a simple math error.
nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
How a simple math error sparked a panic about black plastic kitchen utensils
A study warned that people were being exposed to a toxic chemical from kitchen utensils. But the researchers misstated the safe daily limit
nationalpost.com
December 16, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Looks like they're safe enough as long as you don't lay them on top of some bowls, which have been incorrectly placed, in the top drawer of your dishwasher and you subsequently wipe your entire family out with food poisoning... #dwd🧼🍽️✨
December 16, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Perhaps there is a secret order of bad dishwasher loaders following the Oatmeals guide and the joke is on us??? #dwd 🤔
theoatmeal.com/comics/dishw...
theoatmeal.com/comics/dishw...
How to perfectly load a dishwasher - The Oatmeal
theoatmeal.com
December 15, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Perhaps there is a secret order of bad dishwasher loaders following the Oatmeals guide and the joke is on us??? #dwd 🤔
theoatmeal.com/comics/dishw...
theoatmeal.com/comics/dishw...
We are not alone comrades. See video below. I believe I have just found us a patron saint.
What do you think @ronjichardson.bsky.social ? Could venting with us here in @DishswasherDiaries #dwd have helped save your marriage?
youtu.be/0Ymh8o6GI_g?...
What do you think @ronjichardson.bsky.social ? Could venting with us here in @DishswasherDiaries #dwd have helped save your marriage?
youtu.be/0Ymh8o6GI_g?...
The Dishwasher Demon Returns | Jon Richardson
YouTube video by Jon Richardson
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December 14, 2024 at 9:03 PM
We are not alone comrades. See video below. I believe I have just found us a patron saint.
What do you think @ronjichardson.bsky.social ? Could venting with us here in @DishswasherDiaries #dwd have helped save your marriage?
youtu.be/0Ymh8o6GI_g?...
What do you think @ronjichardson.bsky.social ? Could venting with us here in @DishswasherDiaries #dwd have helped save your marriage?
youtu.be/0Ymh8o6GI_g?...
Mate #2 has shared this spectacle. Tupperware in the top shelf has been brutally shoved in on top of other items. Would have been better putting it in the bin.
Not confident that spoon will even see a jet of water due the "bowl wall" underneath. #dwd
Not confident that spoon will even see a jet of water due the "bowl wall" underneath. #dwd
December 14, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Mate #2 has shared this spectacle. Tupperware in the top shelf has been brutally shoved in on top of other items. Would have been better putting it in the bin.
Not confident that spoon will even see a jet of water due the "bowl wall" underneath. #dwd
Not confident that spoon will even see a jet of water due the "bowl wall" underneath. #dwd
Mate #1 sent this low level monstrosity. Not sure that 2nd frying pan stands a chance and slightly concerned about those cramped plates on the right.
Not the worst overall but still totally unforgiveable #dwd
Not the worst overall but still totally unforgiveable #dwd
December 14, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Mate #1 sent this low level monstrosity. Not sure that 2nd frying pan stands a chance and slightly concerned about those cramped plates on the right.
Not the worst overall but still totally unforgiveable #dwd
Not the worst overall but still totally unforgiveable #dwd
Welcome to Dishwasher Diaries! #dwd🧼🍽️✨
Please share the ridiculous stacks which enrage and confuse you. From blocking washer jets, to upturned pots/glasses or even just general overstacking.
Don't moan, just photograph and share with those who feel your pain!🧼🍽️✨
Please share the ridiculous stacks which enrage and confuse you. From blocking washer jets, to upturned pots/glasses or even just general overstacking.
Don't moan, just photograph and share with those who feel your pain!🧼🍽️✨
December 14, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Welcome to Dishwasher Diaries! #dwd🧼🍽️✨
Please share the ridiculous stacks which enrage and confuse you. From blocking washer jets, to upturned pots/glasses or even just general overstacking.
Don't moan, just photograph and share with those who feel your pain!🧼🍽️✨
Please share the ridiculous stacks which enrage and confuse you. From blocking washer jets, to upturned pots/glasses or even just general overstacking.
Don't moan, just photograph and share with those who feel your pain!🧼🍽️✨