saw the biggest spider i've ever seen in a bedroom on july 5th
July 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
saw the biggest spider i've ever seen in a bedroom on july 5th
i just ate a fortune cookie and didn't even read the fortune
May 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i just ate a fortune cookie and didn't even read the fortune
i wanna start celebrating my birthday after every 1 year & 1 month
cons: birthdays are further apart, others won't be convinced, harder to keep track, animal crossing won't acknowledge it
pros: i rotate through zodiac signs
cons: birthdays are further apart, others won't be convinced, harder to keep track, animal crossing won't acknowledge it
pros: i rotate through zodiac signs
May 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i wanna start celebrating my birthday after every 1 year & 1 month
cons: birthdays are further apart, others won't be convinced, harder to keep track, animal crossing won't acknowledge it
pros: i rotate through zodiac signs
cons: birthdays are further apart, others won't be convinced, harder to keep track, animal crossing won't acknowledge it
pros: i rotate through zodiac signs
i forgot to mention that i april fools pranked myself this year
i went grocery shopping that day and bought a jar of pickles in a rush. didnt realize they were a spicy kind until i ate one. they were really, really hot
but it is a new week and i am enjoying some nice normal pickles right now
i went grocery shopping that day and bought a jar of pickles in a rush. didnt realize they were a spicy kind until i ate one. they were really, really hot
but it is a new week and i am enjoying some nice normal pickles right now
April 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
i forgot to mention that i april fools pranked myself this year
i went grocery shopping that day and bought a jar of pickles in a rush. didnt realize they were a spicy kind until i ate one. they were really, really hot
but it is a new week and i am enjoying some nice normal pickles right now
i went grocery shopping that day and bought a jar of pickles in a rush. didnt realize they were a spicy kind until i ate one. they were really, really hot
but it is a new week and i am enjoying some nice normal pickles right now
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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
February 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
nintendo shoulda called it the sandwitch. everyone woulda got the message that it's a switch 2
January 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
nintendo shoulda called it the sandwitch. everyone woulda got the message that it's a switch 2
It said, "I keep receipts of everything owed to you. I'm bringing it with me to the gods. When I die, I'm going to hell to stay as far away as possible from you."
October 11, 2023 at 8:30 PM
It said, "I keep receipts of everything owed to you. I'm bringing it with me to the gods. When I die, I'm going to hell to stay as far away as possible from you."
