This shit is why I truly never understood why people talked about running government like a business as if it were a Good thing.

Sir, have you never had to present to c-suite leadership. Have you not noticed that concussed hamsters are invariably more intelligent and focused.

This cat, their actual CMO, is on stage asking – in earnest, and unironically – ARE YOU PART OF THE BEEFY CRUNCH MOVEMENT?!?!

Taco Bell will serve anything but dignity.

I'm having real troubles with Bynum's "Talk one way, vote the other" method. I DID NOT <help> HIRE HER FOR THAT.

S'why I'm pushing on Dexter. She's the only one in the House delegation that ACTUALLY seems to give a shit. Need to take that energy to her colleges as a self-appointed "cool whip".

I have no idea, actually...been freaking quiet for a while. To be fair, she's the next district over, so I haven't been as much attention.

Whipped beans.

...and I just found something so cringeworthy my head just turned inside-out:

youtu.be/F9pbS7VqD0o?...

"How do ya taker yer ice cream?"
"By the quart."

Had to keep that little detail in there.

Renee "Gentile Powers"?

NGL, I hope that dumb bitch is going through some stuff.