ouinne
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I have dogs. More accurately my dogs have a human valet, if you do not want 40 million pictures of dogs this is not a feed for you.
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
Chloe likes watching tv. I know she can’t possibly make any sense of out it, but she loves to watch car chases lol
Maybe I should start watching f1 and see if she enjoys it.
Maybe I should start watching f1 and see if she enjoys it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Chloe likes watching tv. I know she can’t possibly make any sense of out it, but she loves to watch car chases lol
Maybe I should start watching f1 and see if she enjoys it.
Maybe I should start watching f1 and see if she enjoys it.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
May you be as max relax as a Chloe
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
May you be as max relax as a Chloe
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Also I recently watched an amazing video about the dishwasher but the summary was to run your tap until its hot before you start it. It makes a HUGE difference
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Also I recently watched an amazing video about the dishwasher but the summary was to run your tap until its hot before you start it. It makes a HUGE difference
I’ve started becoming one of those people who uses the dishwasher. 😔
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’ve started becoming one of those people who uses the dishwasher. 😔
My house is just far enough down the dead end road that people realize at that point the sign’s not a lie and they turn around in my driveway and it makes me much madder than it should.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My house is just far enough down the dead end road that people realize at that point the sign’s not a lie and they turn around in my driveway and it makes me much madder than it should.
If I got into as many problems as the leverage people I’d constantly carry zip ties so the bad people couldn’t wake up and chase me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If I got into as many problems as the leverage people I’d constantly carry zip ties so the bad people couldn’t wake up and chase me.
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Bolsonaro about to somehow get six new kinds of Covid in prison
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bolsonaro about to somehow get six new kinds of Covid in prison
I do not want a keepsake nook in my coffin. either build me a pyramid full of traps and curses and little models of everything I’ll need jn the afterworld or don’t waste my fucking time.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I do not want a keepsake nook in my coffin. either build me a pyramid full of traps and curses and little models of everything I’ll need jn the afterworld or don’t waste my fucking time.
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no YOUR body is a temple
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
March 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
no YOUR body is a temple
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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Is a hot pocket a meat pie?
Discuss.
Discuss.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is a hot pocket a meat pie?
Discuss.
Discuss.
No show socks are bad, the best socks are big woolly hiking socks but the problem is you can’t wear them with clogs because they’re so thick your feet slide around inside them unless they’re laced into boot. 🧐
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
No show socks are bad, the best socks are big woolly hiking socks but the problem is you can’t wear them with clogs because they’re so thick your feet slide around inside them unless they’re laced into boot. 🧐
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What is the correct Pie Take?
I made these, and they were all delicious.
I made these, and they were all delicious.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What is the correct Pie Take?
I made these, and they were all delicious.
I made these, and they were all delicious.
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
I am so sad all of your pie takes are wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I am so sad all of your pie takes are wrong.
I really don’t want to do advent puppy this year because it hurts so much, but it’s not fair to Chloe not to do something fun for her because Vivi is no longer here to do it with us.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I really don’t want to do advent puppy this year because it hurts so much, but it’s not fair to Chloe not to do something fun for her because Vivi is no longer here to do it with us.
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
I used the remainder of my hsa on a decompression table and maybe this will fix me.
Except it goes on the floor and so I will have Chloe standing with her head over me the whole time.
Except it goes on the floor and so I will have Chloe standing with her head over me the whole time.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I used the remainder of my hsa on a decompression table and maybe this will fix me.
Except it goes on the floor and so I will have Chloe standing with her head over me the whole time.
Except it goes on the floor and so I will have Chloe standing with her head over me the whole time.
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these are shift manager Chad’s pics, and, based on photographic evidence, the balls are solid enough to roll. MUST GET VIDEO.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
these are shift manager Chad’s pics, and, based on photographic evidence, the balls are solid enough to roll. MUST GET VIDEO.
Do you want something like this in your pipes because that’s how your plumbers get the really fancy golf clubs or exotic imported cheese.
Do not pour grease down the sink!!!
Do not pour grease down the sink!!!
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Do you want something like this in your pipes because that’s how your plumbers get the really fancy golf clubs or exotic imported cheese.
Do not pour grease down the sink!!!
Do not pour grease down the sink!!!
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anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry
I will believe in truly self-organizing teams when I stop having to constantly remind devs if they have questions about a deliverable the solution is to talk to the people to whom they owe the damn thing.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I will believe in truly self-organizing teams when I stop having to constantly remind devs if they have questions about a deliverable the solution is to talk to the people to whom they owe the damn thing.
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Alright team, this is your weekly reminder to update your Jira tickets. I see "Find Sleeping Beauty" has carried over from last sprint for...the 649th time. We estimated that as a Medium T-Shirt size, should we circle back and reassess that?
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Alright team, this is your weekly reminder to update your Jira tickets. I see "Find Sleeping Beauty" has carried over from last sprint for...the 649th time. We estimated that as a Medium T-Shirt size, should we circle back and reassess that?