Wade Dolphin (yes, really)
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Wade Dolphin (yes, really)
@displacedhawk.bsky.social
Retired tech exec (w/ a ComSci degree unlike that other guy). Elizabeth Warren liberal. Fan of all things Iowa Hawkeyes living in Colorado.
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Air travel in 2025 is just a long series of small insults, that you get to pay for
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The premise of this Trump-Epstein song was proven depressingly accurate today

😔
Two-Inch Erection (Encore)
YouTube video by Hounds - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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“Tell Bari. We want her to know it was us.”- Canada
an older woman wearing a black hat and veil is sitting on a couch .
ALT: an older woman wearing a black hat and veil is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You want to know how this flu is going? I got a tired jaw eating the second half of a soft caramel roll. I'll let you guess why I only ate half the first time.
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Orange Pedo soda pop
There’s nothing stopping the people in Washington DC from naming their own things after the president

The Donald J. Trump Dumpster

The Donald J. Trump Port-a-Potty

The Donald J. Trump Municipal Waste Disposal Facility
December 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There's some incredibly stupid stuff in here.
A. If you're the CEO & people are holding meetings that waste time, demand more effective meetings.
B. Phone calls ARE meetings. High level managers are rarely co-located with all their employees.
C. 50 direct reports?

finance.yahoo.com/news/meeting...
Meetings are not work, says Southwest Airlines CEO—and he’s taking action, by blocking his calendar every afternoon from Wednesday to Friday
Southwest Airlines CEO Bob Jordan says too many execs mistake packed calendars for productivity. He’s found a “crazy” solution.
finance.yahoo.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The irony of a prosecuting someone for interfering with ICE while claiming no one is above the law is striking.
Prosecutor:

“The judicial robe that the defendant wore that day do not put her above the law.”
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That feeling when you're setting yourself up to use the "No True Scotsman" logical fallacy but your leader contradicts your reckless claim. Jack can't publicly claim Trump isn't really a member of the right.
Jack, seems like your president may disagree with you. Sick.
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Trump Derangement Syndrome is the diagnosis of the doctors giving him those cognitive exams.
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Garcia is a better American than the criminal leaving his huge butt print all over our White House.

“Regardless of this administration, I believe this is a country of laws, and I believe that this injustice will come to its end. Keep fighting. Do not give up. ...”"
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ABC tried to cancel Kimmel for a HELL OF A LOT LESS than this.

Not for nothing but Trump Derangement Syndrome is this fucking idiot thinking he's doing a good job as president.
Republican congressman 👇🏽
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This aligns with my belief that most MAGA voters are looking for someone else to blame for their own failures and mediocrity.
This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Someone needs to explain the reality of factory farms, huge corporations and Iowa water to Adrian Grenier.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Adrian Grenier calls out 'woke liberal college kids' trying to tell farmers how to do their jobs
"Entourage" star Adrian Grenier discusses his transition from Hollywood to sustainable farming, defending agricultural practices and environmental advocacy.
www.yahoo.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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As Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis stated in 1933; “We can have democracy in this country or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of the few, but we cannot have both.”

Today, at a time of unprecedented income & wealth inequality, his words ring truer than ever.
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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There hasn’t been enough appreciation for how thoroughly BENNIE THOMPSON humiliated FBI official GLASHEEN after he tried to sell the lie that ANTIFA is the top domestic terror threat.

The claim collapsed because it’s a cover.

Check my latest…
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
~29% of Americans get their news from the MAGA echochamber & are either incapable of or refuse to fact-check what they're being told.
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They didn't get fired for their views. They got fired for what they said to customers on camera for the world to see. See the difference?
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The funniest thing you'll read today
December 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trump, "I will know when I am ‘slowing up,’ but it’s not now! "

What percentage of MAGA voters realize this isn't how dementia works?
Is this statement, by itself, evidence of dementia?
Would someone with average reasoning skills make this statement?
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I would have paid good money to be the one to tell Tina Peters that Trump has pardoned her AND ....

then tell her how useful that is.
President Donald Trump claimed Thursday that he has issued a “full pardon” to Tina Peters — the Colorado election denier serving a nine-year state sentence — even though presidents have no constitutional authority to pardon state-level crimes. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump Grants Tina Peters a Legally Meaningless 'Pardon'
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM