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DisposableHero
@disposablehero.com
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Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite.

Elder millennial, slayer of industry
He/Him.
Imported Masshole.

Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
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Awooooooooo motherfuckers
The moon brightly behind a sheet of clouds
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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new shirt alert
Me (white man w/ gray/brown beard, photo cropped at the torso and bottom of beard) wearing a black t-shirt with an artistic graphic involving a skeleton, a bare tree w/ roots, and logo for the band Anciients
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The star of my profile of course is most prominent
A word cloud of my top 50 most used words, listed here in order of most to least: theo least shit else mean morning brain myself those week seems night weird instead sleep phone coffee keep weekend beach says wait friday looks game tell cats money contract done without head happy tattoo sandwich wrong seen ones stop breakfast favorite outside boston wearing entire bunch apparently birthday food show
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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lmao, that seems off
"Grass Touching" category a scale between Online and Offline, Balanced in the middle. A yellow dot slightly to the right of the middle. "You're a 'Daytime Poster' with 4 posts/day"
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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what colour am I to you? positive edition! yellow the mutual who is just very positive light blue the mutual who always makes you laugh red the smart mutual who always has intelligent things to say green the mutual who you would trust with your life rose the mutual who you're not very close with, but would love to be blue the cool mutual, you don't even know why you're mutuals (they're THAT cool) lavender the fun mutual you want to get high/drunk with orange the mutual you'd commit a crime with turquoise the mutual you would be irl friends with gold(ish) the mutual you want to flirt with (or already do...) pink the hot mutual, damn you're just so pretty black the mutual you want to elope with
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I accidentally made a fidget toy out of a stack of the little paper ends that I have to rip off my pay stubs
a pile of paper ends from some mail fanned out a bit, sitting on top of a macbook
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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No he’s extremely cozy on a blanket cloud right now
A fluffy black cat passed out asleep on a very fluffy gray, brown, and white checker-patterned blanket
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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😎
Screenshot of the previous post with 4 reposts and 20 likes highlighted
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Theo says it’s time to relax
A fluffy black cat lying on his back/side on top of some blankets, looking at the camera, with his front paws curled
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Screenshot from Futurama: Leela, on a video call screen, replies to Bender (after he says “Now, I don’t like you, and you don’t like me”) with “I like you…?”
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

…yeah probably.
My hand holding a large breakfast burrito
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Spot the cat
A very fuzzy brown, gray, and white checker-patterned blanket sitting on top of an ottoman. In the middle of it, all that is visible of a cat is a very fluffy tail and two feet sticking up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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An illustration of two different rollercoaster cars passing each other in opposite directions, one has zombie skeletons in it labeled "People who are still awake at 6 a.m." and they're scaring people in the other car labeled "People who got up at 6 a.m."
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Yeah that’s my name, but there are some who call me
A liquor store sign cropped around the words “FIRE BALL NIPS”
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
Two skeletons sitting down in the corner in a leafy area against a stone wall. One has their knees up and the other is sitting on a stone slightly higher with their legs crossed and arm around the other skeleton. They look like they’re posing for a photo.
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Got out the super cozy blanket
A fluffy black cat passed out asleep on top of some blankets, and partially covered by a very thick fluffy blanket with a white/gray/brown checkered pattern
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Also just walked down the street and got a huge-ass breakfast burrito
Me holding a big breakfast burrito w/ its wrapper in the background
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Feral (for this sandwich) Friday
A ham & Swiss sandwich on a ciabatta roll
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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We’ve decided that because Theo is a Boston cat, he has a Boston accent.
A fluffy black cat lying down mostly asleep on two fuzzy blankets
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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A hanging punching bag
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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ANCIIENTS on stage from the other night
ANCIIENTS on stage at O'Brien's Pub in Boston. Photo primarily is focused on the two guitarists, taken from right in front of Stage Right.
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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🚨🚨🚨
Theo briefly enjoyed a lap time!
🚨🚨🚨
A top-down view of a fluffy black cat sitting in the gap between his human’s legs - which is covered by a white blanket that has black cats printed on it - being pet. The human’s ankle is visible
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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"I had snu-snu"
A (fake) skeleton with its jaw wide open, sitting and leaning back in the corner of a wooden structure, with fallen leaves all around.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Timeline cleanse
Look at this absolutely ridiculous butt floof
A fluffy black cat in loaf position, from the back. He has massive tufts of fur sticking out from either side of his tail, which is also extremely fluffy now that it has grown back in.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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You do your thing, egg bug
A simple drawing of a bug in the shape of an egg and the words “EGG BUG FOR EVER” below, drawn on a metal picnic table
November 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM