DisposableHero
@disposablehero.com
Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite.
Elder millennial | He/Him | Imported Masshole | Sometimes NSFW 🔞
Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
Elder millennial | He/Him | Imported Masshole | Sometimes NSFW 🔞
Bully me into creating things:
https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero
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DisposableHero
@disposablehero.com
· Mar 11
We’ve settled on a new name. Everyone, meet Theodore! (Theo, Teddy, Ted, etc.)
Me: Why do I suddenly feel sick and dizzy?
The atmospheric pressure:
The atmospheric pressure:
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Me: Why do I suddenly feel sick and dizzy?
The atmospheric pressure:
The atmospheric pressure:
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All the cool kids have back problems
January 20, 2026 at 9:31 PM
All the cool kids have back problems
I need a laycation
(a vacation but we just spend a few days in a hotel room testing the sturdiness of the bed)
(a vacation but we just spend a few days in a hotel room testing the sturdiness of the bed)
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I need a laycation
(a vacation but we just spend a few days in a hotel room testing the sturdiness of the bed)
(a vacation but we just spend a few days in a hotel room testing the sturdiness of the bed)
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At bsky headquarters they have a leaderboard of who refreshes the site the most and they look at it and shake their heads sadly
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
At bsky headquarters they have a leaderboard of who refreshes the site the most and they look at it and shake their heads sadly
Two Coffee Tuesday
... *scribbles out "Tuesday"*
Fake Monday
... *scribbles out "Tuesday"*
Fake Monday
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Two Coffee Tuesday
... *scribbles out "Tuesday"*
Fake Monday
... *scribbles out "Tuesday"*
Fake Monday
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“i’m a freak in the skeets”
*flirts with bsky*
*flirts with bsky*
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“i’m a freak in the skeets”
*flirts with bsky*
*flirts with bsky*
"Why does my neck hurt so badly this morning?" I say having spent the past 3 days hunched over my phone and/or sitting like a shrimp
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"Why does my neck hurt so badly this morning?" I say having spent the past 3 days hunched over my phone and/or sitting like a shrimp
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God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles or whatever people say to justify their hardships
Going from zero to horny beyond hell is quite the personality trait.
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles or whatever people say to justify their hardships
*grumble grumble grumble*
Back to work tomorrow, and I’m sleepy. Goodnight everyone 💤
Back to work tomorrow, and I’m sleepy. Goodnight everyone 💤
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
*grumble grumble grumble*
Back to work tomorrow, and I’m sleepy. Goodnight everyone 💤
Back to work tomorrow, and I’m sleepy. Goodnight everyone 💤
Unmatched as the most consistent way to make myself tired: post about not being tired
Clearly I didn’t burn enough energy over the course of the day because 🫨
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Unmatched as the most consistent way to make myself tired: post about not being tired
For #MetalMonday What Are Your Favorite Killswitch Engage Songs?
(In no particular order & mostly their earlier stuff, it’s been a while since I’ve actively listened to them)
- A Bid Farewell
- When Darkness Falls
- Life to Lifeless
- Fixation On the Darkness
- My Last Serenade
(In no particular order & mostly their earlier stuff, it’s been a while since I’ve actively listened to them)
- A Bid Farewell
- When Darkness Falls
- Life to Lifeless
- Fixation On the Darkness
- My Last Serenade
For #MetalMonday What Are Your Favorite Killswitch Engage Songs?
1. The Arms of Sorrow
2. The End of Heartache
3. My Curse
4. Rose of Sharyn
5. Lost
1. The Arms of Sorrow
2. The End of Heartache
3. My Curse
4. Rose of Sharyn
5. Lost
For #MetalMonday What Are Your Favorite Killswitch Engage Songs?
(1- This Fire
(2- Strength of the Mind
(3- The End of Heartache
(4- My Curse
(5- The Signal Fire
(1- This Fire
(2- Strength of the Mind
(3- The End of Heartache
(4- My Curse
(5- The Signal Fire
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
For #MetalMonday What Are Your Favorite Killswitch Engage Songs?
(In no particular order & mostly their earlier stuff, it’s been a while since I’ve actively listened to them)
- A Bid Farewell
- When Darkness Falls
- Life to Lifeless
- Fixation On the Darkness
- My Last Serenade
(In no particular order & mostly their earlier stuff, it’s been a while since I’ve actively listened to them)
- A Bid Farewell
- When Darkness Falls
- Life to Lifeless
- Fixation On the Darkness
- My Last Serenade
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the last stroke makes you nut but that doesnt mean the first stroke was useless. success is always a result of continuous effort, failure and improvement
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
the last stroke makes you nut but that doesnt mean the first stroke was useless. success is always a result of continuous effort, failure and improvement
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Sound up for Theo’s pigeon mode
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Sound up for Theo’s pigeon mode
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The replies make me want violently shake everyone that says “…but it’s ILLEGAL!”
Yes, this shit is illegal. It’s been fucking illegal and it hasn’t stopped them yet. Why quit now when they know they can get away with it??
Yes, this shit is illegal. It’s been fucking illegal and it hasn’t stopped them yet. Why quit now when they know they can get away with it??
This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The replies make me want violently shake everyone that says “…but it’s ILLEGAL!”
Yes, this shit is illegal. It’s been fucking illegal and it hasn’t stopped them yet. Why quit now when they know they can get away with it??
Yes, this shit is illegal. It’s been fucking illegal and it hasn’t stopped them yet. Why quit now when they know they can get away with it??
Sound up for Theo’s pigeon mode
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Sound up for Theo’s pigeon mode
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if you have a ring camera you are collaborating with ICE
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
if you have a ring camera you are collaborating with ICE
Snoooooooow!
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Snoooooooow!
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kill grass, touch yourself
January 19, 2026 at 10:56 AM
kill grass, touch yourself
Clearly I didn’t burn enough energy over the course of the day because 🫨
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Clearly I didn’t burn enough energy over the course of the day because 🫨
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you don’t have to get it but it’s not hurting anyone by letting people be
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
you don’t have to get it but it’s not hurting anyone by letting people be
I’ve done absolutely nothing today outside of eating (3 meals), showering (once), and vaping then being mostly horizontal and fucking around on bsky
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I’ve done absolutely nothing today outside of eating (3 meals), showering (once), and vaping then being mostly horizontal and fucking around on bsky
Sure I go to church, if by “go to church” you mean I speak in tongues while you scream Hallelujah
Sure I go to church, if by "go to church" you mean he makes my Glory whole.
Sure I go to church, if by "go to church" you mean I get on my knees on Sundays
January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Sure I go to church, if by “go to church” you mean I speak in tongues while you scream Hallelujah
IT’S SKIRCLE TIME!
*choreographed martial arts*
*choreographed martial arts*
January 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
IT’S SKIRCLE TIME!
*choreographed martial arts*
*choreographed martial arts*
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If you don't feel like you need to shower afterwards you didn't do it right (eating loaded nachos)
January 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If you don't feel like you need to shower afterwards you didn't do it right (eating loaded nachos)