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Ash
@disservicedog.bsky.social
Going up to someone in a mascot costume and asking if it has zippers
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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hot feelings
30 day public release
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Every once in a long while sweet innocent very normal people enter my life and catch feelings. Can only think:

How did you get here.. Are you lost...?
January 23, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Honestly if this shit ass wire management catches fire and kills me I deserve it
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
At some point I just woke up one day and realized capitalism was intentionally just an unfair war, dressed up as civilized, that everyone is forced to play in to survive
and my spirit hasn't really been the same since
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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conflict
December 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Who needs to breathe anyways?
Commission for Loulou02!
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Look 20 bucks is 20 bucks
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Diplomatic negotiation
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I will never forgive you guys for taking an amazing album and only putting the song about school shooters from it on the radio
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Beefing with someone you fucked with before is crazy cause like you talk tough but I know you shoot a load up to your chest when there's a digit in your ass
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Good night to everyone but especially the 365 administrators that don't disable old student emails of graduated students so they can still save a shit ton of money
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I should make a machine that sorts those yummy chocolate m things out of trailmix
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The lion does not concern itself with data usage warning notifications
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's so cool AI causes a supply crisis of literally everything it touches /s
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
woopa
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Vyper deadlock again (but better)
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Fray is an indulgent espy, using telekinesis and lifting Espro's tail for some tasty licks! This pooch sure likes the spoiling ;3

Espro belongs to @espro.bsky.social
Fray belongs to me, and art by me!
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I bet the way Fizzaroli bounces on it goes crazy
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Bwaaaa
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm sorry I kept saying fuck in the Lego store :(
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM