Anthony Distler
@dissy125.bsky.social
I have another social media account because I'm addicted to the format and I require constant validation.
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
If she starts talking with her hands you’re fucked.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If she starts talking with her hands you’re fucked.
For the last time Lib, you can’t just say all your thoughts out loud.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
For the last time Lib, you can’t just say all your thoughts out loud.
Chief WHAT officer?
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Chief WHAT officer?
This is simultaneously a comment on how much I have eaten as well as a comment on my current congestion issues.
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is simultaneously a comment on how much I have eaten as well as a comment on my current congestion issues.
“I won’t buy the thing.”
True time documentary narrator: “But she bought the thing.”
True time documentary narrator: “But she bought the thing.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“I won’t buy the thing.”
True time documentary narrator: “But she bought the thing.”
True time documentary narrator: “But she bought the thing.”
*Me, pulling your followers to the side before they walk up to you* Charlie worked really hard on his outfit so BE NICE!
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*Me, pulling your followers to the side before they walk up to you* Charlie worked really hard on his outfit so BE NICE!
“The Republicans have promised to vote whether or not they should stop punching us in the face, which isn’t something they said they would do before.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“The Republicans have promised to vote whether or not they should stop punching us in the face, which isn’t something they said they would do before.”