Anthony Distler
@dissy125.bsky.social
I have another social media account because I'm addicted to the format and I require constant validation.
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
When you’re in line at Dunkin and the lady in the minivan in front of you grabs her cell phone when she’s at the speaker, you know you’re gonna be there for a while.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When you’re in line at Dunkin and the lady in the minivan in front of you grabs her cell phone when she’s at the speaker, you know you’re gonna be there for a while.
Her mother is a J6 lawyer and has worked with Turning Point. This was a deliberate act by the Right to target a trans TA and get rich off of it. She’s the Riley Gaines of shitty writing. Everything is a grift to these ghouls.
"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Her mother is a J6 lawyer and has worked with Turning Point. This was a deliberate act by the Right to target a trans TA and get rich off of it. She’s the Riley Gaines of shitty writing. Everything is a grift to these ghouls.
The Saudi’s are going to do more harm to the #WNBA than #Unrivaled ever could, and they’re doing nothing to stop it.
🗣🗣🗣🗣IM UPSET
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Saudi’s are going to do more harm to the #WNBA than #Unrivaled ever could, and they’re doing nothing to stop it.
“What’s the charge?! Giving a blowjob? A succulent blowjob?!”
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“What’s the charge?! Giving a blowjob? A succulent blowjob?!”
My 2025 Twitch recap. I danced a lot. I also watched a lot more Twitch than I have in the past. My top 5 streamers:
1) @wyrmonastring.bsky.social
2) @libearty.bsky.social
3) @hangtimecrew.bsky.social
4) @rainb0wsheep.bsky.social
5) @dearmatto.bsky.social
Follow them all.
1) @wyrmonastring.bsky.social
2) @libearty.bsky.social
3) @hangtimecrew.bsky.social
4) @rainb0wsheep.bsky.social
5) @dearmatto.bsky.social
Follow them all.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My 2025 Twitch recap. I danced a lot. I also watched a lot more Twitch than I have in the past. My top 5 streamers:
1) @wyrmonastring.bsky.social
2) @libearty.bsky.social
3) @hangtimecrew.bsky.social
4) @rainb0wsheep.bsky.social
5) @dearmatto.bsky.social
Follow them all.
1) @wyrmonastring.bsky.social
2) @libearty.bsky.social
3) @hangtimecrew.bsky.social
4) @rainb0wsheep.bsky.social
5) @dearmatto.bsky.social
Follow them all.
Happy Capitalism Friday, everyone. Hope you got those trinkets that continue to push back the feeling of existential dread at a decent discount.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Capitalism Friday, everyone. Hope you got those trinkets that continue to push back the feeling of existential dread at a decent discount.
The only time avoiding the Starbucks boycott is difficult is when you’re walking into a gas station looking for a cold coffee and the only ones they have are those damn Starbucks bottles.
Unrelated, I just drank a Red Bull and now I can see space.
Unrelated, I just drank a Red Bull and now I can see space.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The only time avoiding the Starbucks boycott is difficult is when you’re walking into a gas station looking for a cold coffee and the only ones they have are those damn Starbucks bottles.
Unrelated, I just drank a Red Bull and now I can see space.
Unrelated, I just drank a Red Bull and now I can see space.
I ate so much I’m pretty sure I have stuffing coming out of my nose.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I ate so much I’m pretty sure I have stuffing coming out of my nose.
Two time major winner and notable racist Fuzzy Zoeller died today.
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Two time major winner and notable racist Fuzzy Zoeller died today.
Currently watching a marathon of Hells Kitchen and acting like I know any of the terms.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Currently watching a marathon of Hells Kitchen and acting like I know any of the terms.
The opening guitar rift from “Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)” by The Hollies
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The opening guitar rift from “Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)” by The Hollies
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Reposted by Anthony Distler
“Charlie Brown has received reliable information that Lucy is TOTALLY going to hold the football this time.”
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Charlie Brown has received reliable information that Lucy is TOTALLY going to hold the football this time.”
You know the Dems fucked up when even my normie Dem friends are pissed off. Like, those folks still believe Biden is a lefty. If they think Schumer should resign, it’s BAD.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You know the Dems fucked up when even my normie Dem friends are pissed off. Like, those folks still believe Biden is a lefty. If they think Schumer should resign, it’s BAD.
Dems and Misinterpreting Election Results - Name a better duo
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dems and Misinterpreting Election Results - Name a better duo
I think the crop of talent coming into this year’s #WNBA draft may be better (or at least deeper) than last years so the Lynx having a top 5 pick is GROSS.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think the crop of talent coming into this year’s #WNBA draft may be better (or at least deeper) than last years so the Lynx having a top 5 pick is GROSS.
I am OBSESSED with the fact that the #PWHL team in Vancouver is called the “Goldeneyes”. It’s almost like it was named especially for me.
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I am OBSESSED with the fact that the #PWHL team in Vancouver is called the “Goldeneyes”. It’s almost like it was named especially for me.
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
RIP Dick Cheney you would have hated Republicans getting ass blasted last night.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
RIP Dick Cheney you would have hated Republicans getting ass blasted last night.
Ah yes, that big blue Pennsylvania city of…
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ah yes, that big blue Pennsylvania city of…
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
Beware The Ides Of November
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Beware The Ides Of November
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Only three showers until Christmas!
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Only three showers until Christmas!
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