Anthony Distler
@dissy125.bsky.social
I have another social media account because I'm addicted to the format and I require constant validation.
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE!
Oh, you want a perfect political system? Can't help at the moment
But a PERFECT CANADA GOOSE?
All over it.
Right here.
Exclusively on Bluesky. #birds
But a PERFECT CANADA GOOSE?
All over it.
Right here.
Exclusively on Bluesky. #birds
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT MARINATE!
Well…I mean…at least the Goldeneyes aren’t giving me a reason to stay up late. #silverlinings #PWHL
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Well…I mean…at least the Goldeneyes aren’t giving me a reason to stay up late. #silverlinings #PWHL
It’s a trial balloon. The regime is testing to see if tiny victories will be enough to ease the pressure. For some it will be, but let’s be honest - the folks that’ll eat this up weren’t leading the fight to begin with.
This isn't even a start. Accountability isn't "One dude gets to retire to California." This is a table scrap, and way too many dems are going to eat it up and declare mission accomplished.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It’s a trial balloon. The regime is testing to see if tiny victories will be enough to ease the pressure. For some it will be, but let’s be honest - the folks that’ll eat this up weren’t leading the fight to begin with.
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SSEEAAAAAAAAAAAA
a mascot for the seahawks is standing in front of a crowd
ALT: a mascot for the seahawks is standing in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
SSEEAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
There isn’t enough coffee to survive this year.
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
There isn’t enough coffee to survive this year.
It’s a little chilly
January 21, 2026 at 12:46 PM
It’s a little chilly
I don’t know if these two have any interest in pro wrestling but I’d still put the tag belts on them.
Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
January 20, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I don’t know if these two have any interest in pro wrestling but I’d still put the tag belts on them.
Maybe we have this all wrong. Maybe the average American voter is just truly passionate about Sonic inflation Rule 34.
New YouGov polling shows more people say inflation is their #1 issue now than said the same at any point in 2023-2024 today.yougov.com/politics/art...
January 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Maybe we have this all wrong. Maybe the average American voter is just truly passionate about Sonic inflation Rule 34.
Is this why Dunkin rolled out those God awful protein refreshers?
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Is this why Dunkin rolled out those God awful protein refreshers?
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I think it’s time to start treading on them
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I think it’s time to start treading on them
I made a #PHWL Word Search over on Sporcle. Any and all are welcome to play it. If we can get some big numbers on it, we can get more women’s sports featured.
www.sporcle.com/games/Dissy1...
www.sporcle.com/games/Dissy1...
Word Hunt: PWHL Teams
Can you find all the hidden PWHL teams?
www.sporcle.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I made a #PHWL Word Search over on Sporcle. Any and all are welcome to play it. If we can get some big numbers on it, we can get more women’s sports featured.
www.sporcle.com/games/Dissy1...
www.sporcle.com/games/Dissy1...
Word Hunt: PWHL Teams
Can you find all the hidden PWHL teams?
www.sporcle.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I made a #PHWL Word Search over on Sporcle. Any and all are welcome to play it. If we can get some big numbers on it, we can get more women’s sports featured.
www.sporcle.com/games/Dissy1...
www.sporcle.com/games/Dissy1...
I’m just so…so incredibly sad.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I’m just so…so incredibly sad.
When I’m ultimately killed by state sponsored violence be sure to drag my body to the house of all my family members who were “concerned about the economy”.
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
When I’m ultimately killed by state sponsored violence be sure to drag my body to the house of all my family members who were “concerned about the economy”.
Pass The Crimbousier
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Pass The Crimbousier
JK Rowling lives on a moldy house and sniffs Sharpies, and this is just the stuff she chooses to share with the public.
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
JK Rowling lives on a moldy house and sniffs Sharpies, and this is just the stuff she chooses to share with the public.
There’s one positive I can say about Republicans that I can’t for Democrats. When a Republican leader (in the House anyway) truly shits down his pants, they replace him. When a Democratic leader does it, we wait 20 year before they retire.
There are two other discharge petitions to extend the ACA subsidies and both have enough Republicans on them already to pass.
Mike Johnson has lost control of the floor of the House of Representatives.
Mike Johnson has lost control of the floor of the House of Representatives.
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
There’s one positive I can say about Republicans that I can’t for Democrats. When a Republican leader (in the House anyway) truly shits down his pants, they replace him. When a Democratic leader does it, we wait 20 year before they retire.
Every news article I see is like “Worst Person Ever (R-TX) introduces bill to proactively give Charlie Kirk credit for writing Moby Dick. Eight Democrats joined all Republicans as co-sponsors.”
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Every news article I see is like “Worst Person Ever (R-TX) introduces bill to proactively give Charlie Kirk credit for writing Moby Dick. Eight Democrats joined all Republicans as co-sponsors.”
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🏳️⚧️ 💗 WYRM'S WINTER WYRMDERLAND RETURNS!!! 💗 🏳️⚧️
after the PHENOMENAL stream last year, this winter-time charity event is BACK!
🏳️⚧️ 19/12, 1pm - 6pm GMT
i'd love to see u there!!!
-> twitch.tv/wyrm_on_a_string 🪱
after the PHENOMENAL stream last year, this winter-time charity event is BACK!
🏳️⚧️ 19/12, 1pm - 6pm GMT
i'd love to see u there!!!
-> twitch.tv/wyrm_on_a_string 🪱
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
🏳️⚧️ 💗 WYRM'S WINTER WYRMDERLAND RETURNS!!! 💗 🏳️⚧️
after the PHENOMENAL stream last year, this winter-time charity event is BACK!
🏳️⚧️ 19/12, 1pm - 6pm GMT
i'd love to see u there!!!
-> twitch.tv/wyrm_on_a_string 🪱
after the PHENOMENAL stream last year, this winter-time charity event is BACK!
🏳️⚧️ 19/12, 1pm - 6pm GMT
i'd love to see u there!!!
-> twitch.tv/wyrm_on_a_string 🪱
When you’re in line at Dunkin and the lady in the minivan in front of you grabs her cell phone when she’s at the speaker, you know you’re gonna be there for a while.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When you’re in line at Dunkin and the lady in the minivan in front of you grabs her cell phone when she’s at the speaker, you know you’re gonna be there for a while.
Her mother is a J6 lawyer and has worked with Turning Point. This was a deliberate act by the Right to target a trans TA and get rich off of it. She’s the Riley Gaines of shitty writing. Everything is a grift to these ghouls.
"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Her mother is a J6 lawyer and has worked with Turning Point. This was a deliberate act by the Right to target a trans TA and get rich off of it. She’s the Riley Gaines of shitty writing. Everything is a grift to these ghouls.
The Saudi’s are going to do more harm to the #WNBA than #Unrivaled ever could, and they’re doing nothing to stop it.
🗣🗣🗣🗣IM UPSET
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The Saudi’s are going to do more harm to the #WNBA than #Unrivaled ever could, and they’re doing nothing to stop it.