distalpistol.bsky.social
@distalpistol.bsky.social
Quadrogenarian ... Tetragenarian? 40s.
Happy Birthday! @marxgbaker.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'd like my holiday to reduce slower and my stew to reduce faster.
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
make a bond movie casual

On Her Majesty's Secret Santa
SkySitDownForAMinute
make a Bond movie casual

Live and let sleeping dogs lie
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is anyone else having an inert Christmas?
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's taking some work to detach my shoulders from my ears this holiday.
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@turkishmeatchugger.bsky.social Long Time, no chat, friend. I hope you're well.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
'Member Samantha Ryan?
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Do people not give you a wave anymore when you let them into a lane? Is that not a thing now? Like you're in a turn lane and you want to go straight and somebody lets you change lanes ... nothing?
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In addition to erotic audio, I also like getting to the subway platform as the train is arriving.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@lilacinthespring.bsky.social How can I support your creative work?
October 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
How was there not a mouthwash called Binaqua?
October 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@raving-red.bsky.social Your alt descriptions demonstrate a gift for understatement.
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Like, I've been wearing polo shirts, but I haven't played in weeks.
Anybody wanna help me with office clothes ideas? I'm monstrously bored with the stuff I've been wearing all summer
September 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Are gondolas a necessary part of the traffic congestion policy?
September 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Anyone else ever use their time poorly by not doing something that seems like a poor use of their time?
September 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@prettylynne23.bsky.social I'm looking forward to listening to your latest.
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Anybody wanna help me with office clothes ideas? I'm monstrously bored with the stuff I've been wearing all summer
September 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The amount of laundry I fold while listening to adult VAs, I swear.
September 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@raving-red.bsky.social Gotta do my part to help you get to 500
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
September 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don't love that the word "wrench" starts with the "wr" but doesn't end with a "tch." I want my monosyllabic words to be as long as possible.
September 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
@lilacinthespring.bsky.social I confess I did do that creepy thing where I clicked on your profile and just kinda scrolled down and it's totally been worth it and you're lovely. And I very much appreciate your BDSM test results. And hello.
September 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@mrsdubose.bsky.social This (bed) must be the place.
a person is holding a candle in front of their face while playing a violin .
Alt: David Byrne dances with a lamp.
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM