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Julie (unprofessional)
@juliebalt.bsky.social
Middle aged INFJ feminist killjoy.
She/her/w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ person.
Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
Smitten, my own invention, 3 miles of bad road.
My whole existence is flawed.
Psych student. Buddh-ish. Books + food
A bit bossy.🩷💛🩵♾️
🌐 Wolastokuk
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This holiday season, buy some gifts that will pay a trans artist, not some big corporation. The designs are originals, no AI, lots of themes, eg. animals, music, and abstract art.

If you don't need anything, you can still help @julesclarke.bsky.social through the PayPal link in her profile.
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JulesClarke is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Your odds of being killed by smooth jazz are low... but never zero.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Okay, it's not quite my phone gallery because I do this from a computer, but... I prefer to think Rangi ate me like he ate this tube treat, not that *I* ate the tube treat.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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You've just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

(Technically a good chance it could...)
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

My own cooking, apparently 😂
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I can't choose between Patty and Selma.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Hi my name is Julie and I want to see my son this Christmas.

I lost my job in February and I was unable to be there for his birthday this year.

Missing the holidays would mean it would be a year since we were in the same state

gofund.me/4fd1c660a

Please share and donate if you can.
Donate to Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas, organized by Julie Kitchen
Hi, my name is Julie and I want to spend Christmas with my son. … Julie Kitchen needs your support for Bring Julie and Her Son Together This Christmas
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November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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We're giving everyone the computer version of lawn darts and encouraging children to toss them all in the air at once
Computing going well, good computing everyone
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I've got a local publishers' book sale and a couple of artisan markets on my schedule for next weekend (Dec 6-7).

This Saturday I'm crafting it up myself, taking a resin art class.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Reposting with alt-text because it feels good to share wonderful news!
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I think I've got decent odds 😝
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This is some bullshit. She was removed *six minutes* after closing. The blame for this is squarely on the facility worker who called her cop husband. Some people go into care work because they care, other people choose it so they can be cops by another name.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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See also: "thanks you!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Welcome to today's errands playlist! Currently listening to Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People in the parking lot at Value Village. Also heard Social Distortion's cover of Ring of Fire, Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet, and Big Bang Baby by STP on the way here.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Welp. Not if I'm Missandei 😬
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Whelp, I can guarantee the kidnappers getting their asses handed back to them.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I had to take apart my sock. There were a couple of small boo boos that I could have lived with, but it ended up being much too long in the foot. Once I had to take it off the needles, I went all the way back to the beginning. This drives my partner & several knitting friends nuts, but I don't mind.
Starting to look kinda like a sock.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's Tummy Tuesday!

I've been enjoying my tummy a lot more lately. I thought I might be more self-conscious about it after I had a breast reduction last year, but it's actually gone the other way. I kind of even like it now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
So far I haven't seen any of this on my timeline, but if I did, that's a block.
Hey, so,

If we could NOT respond to the GOP healthcare “plan” with laughter at fat, disabled, and fat disabled people, that would be great.

I hate MarkyMarkwayne as much as the next person, but “take a look at your constituents” is punching in the wrong direction.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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As well as recipes, my patreon is full of my art.

You can help support me and get paintings and drawings like these sent to your inbox every week.

There's a whole series done in the style of Picasso with African influences on subjects like Black women.
October 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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My phone helps me keep in contact with my disabled sons therapists . I don’t have help with him so having his therapists to talk to about things helps A LOT!!! Including with my mental health.

I also need to be able to teach my elderly dad if he needs help or for me to get his meds.
I really need my phone service on and to handle these two bills so I can start rent which btw is due in 6 days 😅😅😅😅😅😅 please boost!
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I feel safer already 🤡
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM