Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
@turkeycleverness.bsky.social
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They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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divinejasper.bsky.social
Part of building community is putting your money into projects that... well... build community!

Conjured Ink is making a space where if paypros wanna shut them down, they'll have to do it stall by stall. Who wants to cut down a tree by pulling off every leaf?
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Conjured Ink is now accepting both one time and recurring donations!

Head to this link to learn more about our finances, or pledge your support:

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At Conjured Ink, we're working hard to build a more stable future for artists of all stripes. Does our mission appeal to you? Visit this link to learn more about our funding needs, and help us see this project through to fruition: opencollective.com/conjured-ink
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ingloriousgigi.bsky.social
The headless horseman's return forces Drusilla to team up with Ichabod Crane, the one man she wants to forget, to find her sister Katrina. As old feelings come back, Drusilla questions if Ichabod can be trusted with her heart again. buff.ly/4e4eOHa #PNR #Blackbooksky #bvm #romance
Splinter by Jasper  - Everand and Kobo Plus   *bisexual fmc  *demi mmc  *slow burn  *enemies to lovers  *black witches  *bamf monster hunters * 2nd chance romance
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Or, do what I do and don't show up to the game in the first place XD.
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poopraven.bsky.social
You will be shocked to hear this, but there are still GAY BOOKS at #NYCC!

Level 1, Hall 1B, Writers Block (behind the JSA stand), Table WB-4. GIANT NEON SIGN! You know how it goes 😏
poopraven.bsky.social
#NYCC COME GET YOUR GAY BOOKS!

Hall 1B, Table WB-4, Writers Block - behind the JSA booth near Artists Alley 😘
Photo of my table at NYCC 2025. It has a lilac tablecloth with "AK Faulkner, Ravensword Press" in white on it. 

On the table are many gay books, a shelf of more gay books, and a big neon sign which reads "GAY BOOKS"
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Today's Skeletal Season queer indie horror rec: Splinter, by @ingloriousgigi.bsky.social writing as Jasper Hyde. Sleepy Hollow re-telling!
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ingloriousgigi.bsky.social
I need Hollywood to look at Ryan Coogler and Jordan Peele's success in horror and give opportunities to Black women directors to do the same.
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shengokai.blacksky.app
I am bound by the ancient contract of the internet to repost this.
bassoonysu.bsky.social
As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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docrevan.bsky.social
It takes 67 Senators to impeach a SCOTUS justice but only 51 with sufficient will to add 6 more justices
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
GAY BOOKS GAY BOOKS, WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
poopraven.bsky.social
ONE MORE HOUR OF GAY BOOKS TODAY, #NYCC!

(Then gay books for the next three days too)
poopraven.bsky.social
#NYCC COME GET YOUR GAY BOOKS!

Hall 1B, Table WB-4, Writers Block - behind the JSA booth near Artists Alley 😘
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danifinnwrites.bsky.social
I want to shove some indie fantasy up these redditors’ noses
kilagreene.bsky.social
People on r/fantasy keep asking “Why is modern fantasy all so UNORIGINAL and BORING,” and I immediately assume they must not be reading, say, N.K. Jemisin or Vajra Chandrasekera or Simon Jimenez or Premee Mohamed or anything published by Neon Hemlock, and frankly that sounds like a them problem.
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skypeascientist.bsky.social
Look I know it'll shock you to know this, but we are almost out of archeologists AGAIN.

Do you know any archeologists? Are they willing to be matched with a LEGO team?

Please send 'em our way we need all hands on deck (STILL!)

We have had 585 requests for archeologists 🫠
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two men are pushing a small boat through the water .
Alt: Three young men are on a rowboat when it capsizes and then they salute as the ship sinks
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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danifinnwrites.bsky.social
The Grey Angel has an ability like this naturally
Grey angel by dani finn showing a hutch soldier cleaning a femme knight’s wound while a gray feathered woman looks on
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Which is weird, because first of all it's basically just a single syllable and second that is an a and not a u.
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robjhayes.bsky.social
Time for a good ol' days post.

I remember when you could purchase an oven cook pizza and put it straight in the oven instead of also buying half a dozen toppings to fool yourself that you just bought anything other than an expensive pizza base. 👇🤑😮‍💨
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
I had to say 'The Exxon Valdez oil spill' in class today and 100% identified myself as an Alaskan.

(But I can also get pretty close with Willamette; we spent enough time in Oregon...which I can also say correctly.)
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”
rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
Tiffany was on the whole quite a truthful person, but it seemed to her that there were times when things didn’t divide easily into ‘true’ and ‘false’, but instead could be ‘things that people needed to know at the moment’ and ‘things that they didn’t need to know at the moment’.
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poopraven.bsky.social
#NYCC COME GET YOUR GAY BOOKS!

Hall 1B, Table WB-4, Writers Block - behind the JSA booth near Artists Alley 😘
Photo of my table at NYCC 2025. It has a lilac tablecloth with "AK Faulkner, Ravensword Press" in white on it. 

On the table are many gay books, a shelf of more gay books, and a big neon sign which reads "GAY BOOKS"
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
I'm so very sorry for your loss. It's the hardest part of having them in our lives.
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Today's Skeletal Season queer indie story rec: Barrow Maid, by @danifinnwrites.bsky.social. I haven't read the rest of their Ghoul Girl stories, but there's a collection of them you can get, and the first one was fun!
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Same (but don't forget clumsy!). Admittedly, I don't have an official diagnosis, but just the explanation for everything I was going through was life-changing when a therapist finally suggested it.