@distantvortex.bsky.social
When in doubt, "yes, I am being sarcastic."
The reason you don't see police arresting ICE agents is the same reason you don't see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus at the same time.
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 AM
The reason you don't see police arresting ICE agents is the same reason you don't see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus at the same time.
Yes, and Al-Qaeda and the World Trade Center were engaged in a profound difference of opinion.
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Yes, and Al-Qaeda and the World Trade Center were engaged in a profound difference of opinion.
This is what weak people think of as "tough talk." This is the kind of flailing diatribe you type with one hand.
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 AM
This is what weak people think of as "tough talk." This is the kind of flailing diatribe you type with one hand.
"You're just jealous of his success!" they screamed as they cried and shivered in the dark.
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
"You're just jealous of his success!" they screamed as they cried and shivered in the dark.
It's crunchy, but not in the good way.
January 29, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It's crunchy, but not in the good way.
Can we blame them? No, we can not.
January 29, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Can we blame them? No, we can not.
UGH! And in a tiny vessel with Raquel Welch? Gorgeous, but wow, does she have gas.
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
UGH! And in a tiny vessel with Raquel Welch? Gorgeous, but wow, does she have gas.
I love that no matter how cryptic posts like this try to be, we all know exactly what's happening.
January 22, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I love that no matter how cryptic posts like this try to be, we all know exactly what's happening.
Fkg cowards, one and all.
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Fkg cowards, one and all.
Two words: Forgone Conclusion
January 22, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Two words: Forgone Conclusion
Wonder Bread Powers: Activate!
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Wonder Bread Powers: Activate!
"This year, it's going to be different," he told himself as his brain laughed at the very thought.
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"This year, it's going to be different," he told himself as his brain laughed at the very thought.
It's called playing the long game and I respect it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It's called playing the long game and I respect it.
I'm gonna fucking lose it. I'm not sure there's any way to stop it from happening. I hope I'm at home when it hits.
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm gonna fucking lose it. I'm not sure there's any way to stop it from happening. I hope I'm at home when it hits.
The amazing reveal at the top and it just gets better from there. So much fun.
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The amazing reveal at the top and it just gets better from there. So much fun.
It's the 5G prions messing with DNA
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's the 5G prions messing with DNA
