Michelle Hoffmann
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January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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He'll start a war to:
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
He'll start a war to:
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
1. Distract from the Epstein Files
2. Steal oil
3. Justify emergency powers
4. Justify use of the AEA for deportation/internment
5. Help the drug lord he just pardoned
Reposted by Michelle Hoffmann
Mark Kelly is a patriot.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Mark Kelly is a patriot.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Pass it on.
The wellness empire says it’s “safety.”
The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
BLACK SALT — When Influence Demands Its Due
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The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
BLACK SALT — When Influence Demands Its Due
amzn.to/3NaWYtZ
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The wellness empire says it’s “safety.”
The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
BLACK SALT — When Influence Demands Its Due
amzn.to/3NaWYtZ
The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
BLACK SALT — When Influence Demands Its Due
amzn.to/3NaWYtZ
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Meet Midnight — the little witch cat stealing hearts everywhere. Book + sticker pack available now. www.michellehoffmann.com/product/meet...
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A tiny black kitten wanders into a witch’s cottage. She’s soaked, shivering, and glowing with the kind of magic that changes things. Rowan takes her in. The cottage wakes up. Chaos begins. <— )0( —> T...
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December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Welcome, Beautiful Soul! -
Welcome, Beautiful SoulI’m Michelle Hoffmann—artist, author, electric witch, and creative alchemist. This is my sanctuary
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December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A single lawsuit. A billion-dollar industry on trial.
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
The HOA Wars: A Legal Thriller of Freedom, Fear, and the End of Control in Suburbia
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October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A single lawsuit. A billion-dollar industry on trial.
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
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December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It wants to evolve. 🧬💰
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It wants to evolve. 🧬💰
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There’s no heaven in a hard drive.
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There’s no heaven in a hard drive.
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
Seven days.
One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
💻 #WebDesignForBeginners #CreativeEntrepreneur
One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
💻 #WebDesignForBeginners #CreativeEntrepreneur
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Seven days.
One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
💻 #WebDesignForBeginners #CreativeEntrepreneur
One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
💻 #WebDesignForBeginners #CreativeEntrepreneur
A single lawsuit. A billion-dollar industry on trial.
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
The HOA Wars: A Legal Thriller of Freedom, Fear, and the End of Control in Suburbia
Amazon.com: The HOA Wars: A Legal Thriller of Freedom, Fear, and the End of Control in Suburbia eBook : Hoffmann, Michelle: Kindle Store
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October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A single lawsuit. A billion-dollar industry on trial.
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
She didn’t just fight her HOA—she rewrote the law.
Read The HOA Wars now.
⚖️ Justice doesn’t live in gated communities. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#AmReading #WomenInFiction #LegalThriller #BookTok
Reposted by Michelle Hoffmann
Authoritarianism doesn't happen in a vacuum. It requires enablers. When a leader posts fantasies of monarchical rule, and his entire party looks the other way, they become complicit. The issue isn't just Trump's posts; it's the institutional decay of a party that refuses to be a check on his power.
October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Authoritarianism doesn't happen in a vacuum. It requires enablers. When a leader posts fantasies of monarchical rule, and his entire party looks the other way, they become complicit. The issue isn't just Trump's posts; it's the institutional decay of a party that refuses to be a check on his power.
It’s not about left or right. It’s about the oath every citizen takes—to truth, to conscience, to country.
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
The Oath: Democracy Rising
The Oath: Democracy Rising - Kindle edition by Hoffmann, Michelle. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Oath: Democracy Rising.
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October 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s not about left or right. It’s about the oath every citizen takes—to truth, to conscience, to country.
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
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October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The Oath We All Forgot
It’s not about left or right. It’s about the oath every citizen takes—to truth, to conscience, to country.
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
It’s not about left or right. It’s about the oath every citizen takes—to truth, to conscience, to country.
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
The Oath: Democracy Rising
The Oath: Democracy Rising - Kindle edition by Hoffmann, Michelle. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Oath: Democracy Rising.
www.amazon.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Oath We All Forgot
It’s not about left or right. It’s about the oath every citizen takes—to truth, to conscience, to country.
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
It’s not about left or right. It’s about the oath every citizen takes—to truth, to conscience, to country.
The Oath: Democracy Rising feels like tomorrow’s headlines. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYH5LGP
#Democracy #CivicDuty #WritersCommunity @Stage32 @Netflix
It started with missing hours.
It ended with missing reality.
Between Seconds: The Silence Between Heartbeats — where consciousness, time, and terror collide. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV67DXNR #SuspenseBooks #PsychThriller #WritersofBluesky
It ended with missing reality.
Between Seconds: The Silence Between Heartbeats — where consciousness, time, and terror collide. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV67DXNR #SuspenseBooks #PsychThriller #WritersofBluesky
Between Seconds: The Silence Between Heartbeats
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October 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It started with missing hours.
It ended with missing reality.
Between Seconds: The Silence Between Heartbeats — where consciousness, time, and terror collide. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV67DXNR #SuspenseBooks #PsychThriller #WritersofBluesky
It ended with missing reality.
Between Seconds: The Silence Between Heartbeats — where consciousness, time, and terror collide. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV67DXNR #SuspenseBooks #PsychThriller #WritersofBluesky
They said freedom was simple.
It isn’t. It’s paperwork, patience, and people who refuse to be quiet.
The HOA Wars — when bureaucracy becomes tyranny, one woman files back. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#FreedomFiction #LegalThriller #Justice #AmReading #PoliticalFiction
It isn’t. It’s paperwork, patience, and people who refuse to be quiet.
The HOA Wars — when bureaucracy becomes tyranny, one woman files back. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#FreedomFiction #LegalThriller #Justice #AmReading #PoliticalFiction
The HOA Wars: Freedom, Fear, and the End of Control in Suburbia
The HOA Wars: Freedom, Fear, and the End of Control in Suburbia - Kindle edition by Hoffmann, Michelle. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The HOA Wars: Freedom, Fear, and the End of Control in Suburbia.
www.amazon.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They said freedom was simple.
It isn’t. It’s paperwork, patience, and people who refuse to be quiet.
The HOA Wars — when bureaucracy becomes tyranny, one woman files back. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#FreedomFiction #LegalThriller #Justice #AmReading #PoliticalFiction
It isn’t. It’s paperwork, patience, and people who refuse to be quiet.
The HOA Wars — when bureaucracy becomes tyranny, one woman files back. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVQ1H11F
#FreedomFiction #LegalThriller #Justice #AmReading #PoliticalFiction
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Echoes Learn to Feel
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Echoes Learn to Feel
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
The Tower Never Fell
Tesla’s dream became Trump’s weapon.
And the power’s still on. www.amazon.com/dp/B084M8LF97
#WardenClyffeFiles #PoliticalFiction #PowerCorrupts
Tesla’s dream became Trump’s weapon.
And the power’s still on. www.amazon.com/dp/B084M8LF97
#WardenClyffeFiles #PoliticalFiction #PowerCorrupts
Donald J. Trump & The WardenClyffe Files
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October 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Tower Never Fell
Tesla’s dream became Trump’s weapon.
And the power’s still on. www.amazon.com/dp/B084M8LF97
#WardenClyffeFiles #PoliticalFiction #PowerCorrupts
Tesla’s dream became Trump’s weapon.
And the power’s still on. www.amazon.com/dp/B084M8LF97
#WardenClyffeFiles #PoliticalFiction #PowerCorrupts
Reposted by Michelle Hoffmann
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October 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My new AI : Michelle AI - built for creators by a creator! Grounded creative guide with real talk, empathy, and core life lessons that keep her human. chatgpt.com/g/g-68ec46e9...