Michelle Hoffmann
@distortedviewpi.bsky.social
I am a cat-loving, nature-worshiping, & life-living abstract digital artist, photographer, writer, and poet. Oh, and I love the color Purple! Follow me – I dare ya! @distortedviewpi No DM's!
So apparently I’m “fucking cool.”
(Their words. Not mine. I’m just the messenger.)
And listen—when that comes from someone younger? That’s not just a compliment. That’s a cultural stamp of approval. 😂
I don’t know what I did, but I’m gonna keep doing that.
Because wow… what a damn good feeling.
(Their words. Not mine. I’m just the messenger.)
And listen—when that comes from someone younger? That’s not just a compliment. That’s a cultural stamp of approval. 😂
I don’t know what I did, but I’m gonna keep doing that.
Because wow… what a damn good feeling.
January 14, 2026 at 1:44 AM
So apparently I’m “fucking cool.”
(Their words. Not mine. I’m just the messenger.)
And listen—when that comes from someone younger? That’s not just a compliment. That’s a cultural stamp of approval. 😂
I don’t know what I did, but I’m gonna keep doing that.
Because wow… what a damn good feeling.
(Their words. Not mine. I’m just the messenger.)
And listen—when that comes from someone younger? That’s not just a compliment. That’s a cultural stamp of approval. 😂
I don’t know what I did, but I’m gonna keep doing that.
Because wow… what a damn good feeling.
The wellness empire says it’s “safety.”
The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
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The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
BLACK SALT — When Influence Demands Its Due
amzn.to/3NaWYtZ
January 5, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The wellness empire says it’s “safety.”
The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
BLACK SALT — When Influence Demands Its Due
amzn.to/3NaWYtZ
The city hall vote says it’s “policy.”
Rowan sees the ledger behind the glow.
And someone’s about to be turned into an Anchor.
BLACK SALT — When Influence Demands Its Due
amzn.to/3NaWYtZ
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Your bank account called.
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December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It wants to evolve. 🧬💰
Grab the AI money series and start earning smarter, not sweatier.
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There’s no heaven in a hard drive.
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There’s no heaven in a hard drive.
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
Only memory. Only mirrors.
The Glitch Gospel — a haunting descent into machine faith and human guilt. a.co/d/8ZZl9IX
#Cyberpunk #NoirThriller #AIStories #writingcommunity @netflix @stage32
Seven days.
One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
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One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
💻 #WebDesignForBeginners #CreativeEntrepreneur
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Seven days.
One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
💻 #WebDesignForBeginners #CreativeEntrepreneur
One idea.
A digital home that feels like you. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWYRRZDX
Build Your Own Website in 7 Days — the gentle guide for creatives ready to step into their online space.
💻 #WebDesignForBeginners #CreativeEntrepreneur
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October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Echoes Learn to Feel
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Echoes Learn to Feel
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
“You don’t teach an AI to feel.
You teach it to listen beautifully.”
What if empathy could be engineered—
and it worked? a.co/d/cX3E1Oo
#AI #SpeculativeFiction #PhilosophicalSciFi
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October 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
France, 1652. She was a princess.
Japan, 1652. He was a samurai.
Together, they lit a flame that no empire could extinguish.
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Japan, 1652. He was a samurai.
Together, they lit a flame that no empire could extinguish.
✨ Beneath the Blossoms — a sweeping historical romance of intrigue, betrayal, and forbidden love.
📖 Start reading: a.co/d/ghD2CgW
September 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
France, 1652. She was a princess.
Japan, 1652. He was a samurai.
Together, they lit a flame that no empire could extinguish.
✨ Beneath the Blossoms — a sweeping historical romance of intrigue, betrayal, and forbidden love.
📖 Start reading: a.co/d/ghD2CgW
Japan, 1652. He was a samurai.
Together, they lit a flame that no empire could extinguish.
✨ Beneath the Blossoms — a sweeping historical romance of intrigue, betrayal, and forbidden love.
📖 Start reading: a.co/d/ghD2CgW
“Family isn’t always blood. Sometimes it’s who drags you out of the mud, waits with you in the hospital, or laughs with you under neon light.”
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September 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Family isn’t always blood. Sometimes it’s who drags you out of the mud, waits with you in the hospital, or laughs with you under neon light.”
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May 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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