welcome to bluesky! :3 *nuzzles you* mreoww *hands you a counterfeit $5 bill* we get silly in this motherhecker. hope ur thumbz dont get tired from all the posting we do! ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) make sure to call them "skeets" instead of "posts" okee dassit *le derp face* stephan universe.

made my union mandated slop posts, i expect 5000 followers by the evening. i sleep now

when the discover tab starts showing fetish art

my top 10 list has had one big digital hardcore shaped hole in it all year, glad MG could deliever as always

Jack Dorsey is no longer affiliated with Bluesky

he stormed off in a huff and deleted his account ages ago because we were calling him stuff like Jack Dorky

enby: ugh i just can't think of a new name
the ever reliable calander:

never kill your self

how my ass looks asking my 33 year old coworker if he knows who Jerma is

looking through my discovery tab, the place is a bit reddit milennial coded but im assuming it'll get better as more real posters switch over

idk what to post first so here's a picture of stinky, ill think of a better pinned post later