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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride

SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net

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Actions speak louder than words. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons over on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
TONIGHT!! 6:30 pm PT / 9:30 pm ET! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly for our fun-filled weekly art stream! Today's my BIRTHDAY and I had to WORK so NO ONE is allowed to be mean to me. Come watch! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
presenting: patron sketches from July of 2025! my patrons were finding all SORTS of ways to stay cool last summer~

[I've got a slot on my ART AFICIONADO tier open now! Subscribe today to get a custom 30-minute sketch every month! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
February 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
for my "FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH" series, i surveyed patrons on who their first fictional crushes were. when i saw one of the all-time anime puppyboy hotties made the list, I Knew What I Had To Do

[Originally posted 2025.08.25. Join: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
January 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Karen, Draekos and yours truly meet up for our weekly art stream! Stop on by and say hi as we draw, chat and chill. https://distressedegg.fun/stream
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
We'll have you tuning up your maniacal laugh in no time! There's a new comic page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
finally finished reading WARHOUND vol. 1 by @kallidorarho.bsky.social today! awesome book, 100% worth the hype. tell all your freaky cenobite-ass friends about it. i'm a Kiara Monax fan, predictably, because she's such a perfect trainwreck
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
FROM THE PATREON: patron sketches from June of 2025! everyone's got their own way to have a little summer fun~ 

[Originally posted 2025.06.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
"Not my circus, not my monkeys." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjayand https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
TONIGHT!!! 5:30 PT / 8:30 ET! Join Draekos, Karen and yours truly as we coalesce more artistic genius from deep within the dark sparkling innerspace of our own noggins. Be there! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Ten times darker than the darkest black you can even imagine? Nah, try darker than THAT. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
"This isn't a library, y'know. A library... for inflation fetish gear. Some sort of sexy balloon library, I guess. Anyway, this isn't that, please buy something." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for $6 subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
WOOOO! pool party!!! happy new year!!!! here's one last sketch for our "orcs, etc" theme. it doesn't *really* fit, but i wanted to draw a big hot minotaur gal, so Deal With It

[Originally posted 2025.08.12. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Here are some sexy 30-minute sketches from May 25 for my Art Aficionado tier artblog supporters! Do commissions count as canon, or is the jury still out on that one? 

[Originally posted 2025.05.16. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Check out this INCREDIBLE art of Sybil done by cool pal InnkeeperWorm!! I'm absolutely head over heels for this, holy shit. Go follow IW for more beautiful, sexy art!!! https://bsky.app/profile/innkeeperworm.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just like the Ron Popeil Rotisserie Junior, you can set it and forget it. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for $6 subscribers and up at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Every cell in the Korps' body is crucial to the function of the whole, wouldn't you agree? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
UH OH, FAN ART TIME! these are my friend Taylor Titmouse's characters Cadogan (the wizard) and Madog (the shitty horny size-shifting imp). go buy Taylor's smut NOW!!! http://taylor-titmouse.itch.io/ 

[Originally posted 2025.07.30. https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"There are maybe only seven people on earth who are geniuses at everything, and trust me, they're all pricks." A new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT is live for Esteemed Patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjayand https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly as we draw and hang out! I'm leaving for Mexico tomorrow, so come say hi, just in case the plane's engines explode and I die gruesomely tomorrow. ...That probably won't happen, though, right? Probably? https://distressedegg.fun/stream
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SALE ENDS SATURDAY, JUNE 6! Now's your last chance to grab some $ick $aving$ from my online store with code "BIGDEALSWOW"! Nab yourself some comics (in print or digital format) or merch (in pin, patch, sticker, washi tape, keychain or bandana format) today! https://shop.irisjay.net
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You only have THREE DAYS LEFT to get SICKOS SELECTION #3! Over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar creators (inc. Scandalous Sybil Throat #1 by yrs truly) for $25 USD! Grab it now and get studying, because there WILL be a final exam... https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Gentlemen, if you-- nngh!-- simply pay my reasonable ransom, I'm sure that-- a-ahhh!-- your nuclear arsenals will safely return to-- oh god, right there, right there..."

[Originally posted 2025.07.18. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM