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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
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strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride

SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net

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Actions speak louder than words. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons over on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 30. Unit Iridescent Rainbow Vantablack acrobatically dukes it out with the Family Unit.
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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TONIGHT!! 6:30 pm PT / 9:30 pm ET! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly for our fun-filled weekly art stream! Today's my BIRTHDAY and I had to WORK so NO ONE is allowed to be mean to me. Come watch! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
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February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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presenting: patron sketches from July of 2025! my patrons were finding all SORTS of ways to stay cool last summer~

[I've got a slot on my ART AFICIONADO tier open now! Subscribe today to get a custom 30-minute sketch every month! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
patron sketches from july of 2025. there's a bunch of furries and most of them are doing horny stuff. it's cool
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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"I solemnly swear to keep doing it forever." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patrons on my Patreon and Subscribestar artblogs! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 29. Unit Vantablack crouches on top of a stop sign, in full aura farm mode.
February 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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for my "FIRST FICTIONAL CRUSH" series, i surveyed patrons on who their first fictional crushes were. when i saw one of the all-time anime puppyboy hotties made the list, I Knew What I Had To Do

[Originally posted 2025.08.25. Join: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
classic anime character Inuyasha is doing his laundry in a dark laundromat. he's basically wearing nothing but a tank top and a fundoshi. it's hot and he's sweaty. he's looking at you with a heavy lidded gaze. sexy.,....
January 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Karen, Draekos and yours truly meet up for our weekly art stream! Stop on by and say hi as we draw, chat and chill. https://distressedegg.fun/stream
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January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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We'll have you tuning up your maniacal laugh in no time! There's a new comic page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 28. Sybil pulls Perry's face down close to hers. Perry gulps nervously.
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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finally finished reading WARHOUND vol. 1 by @kallidorarho.bsky.social today! awesome book, 100% worth the hype. tell all your freaky cenobite-ass friends about it. i'm a Kiara Monax fan, predictably, because she's such a perfect trainwreck
Kiara Monax and Sartha Thrace, two characters from Kallidora Rho's WARHOUND fiction series. Kiara is propping up Sartha and ranting about how she's HERS and she's gonna FIX her because they love each other SO SO much and etc etc etc. Sartha is muzzled and stupefied in a hypnotraumatic haze. spoiler alert: things won't end well for either of them. have fun, kids!
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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FROM THE PATREON: patron sketches from June of 2025! everyone's got their own way to have a little summer fun~ 

[Originally posted 2025.06.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
patron sketches from june 2025. includes big dicks, furtive masturbation, muzzles hatsune miku cosplay, unusually large sunhats, and wolf makeouts. hot!
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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"Not my circus, not my monkeys." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjayand https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
an ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 27. Unit Iridescent Rainbow Vantablack sprints towards the viewer.
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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TONIGHT!!! 5:30 PT / 8:30 ET! Join Draekos, Karen and yours truly as we coalesce more artistic genius from deep within the dark sparkling innerspace of our own noggins. Be there! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
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January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Ten times darker than the darkest black you can even imagine? Nah, try darker than THAT. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 26. a masked gecko in a sick jacket holds a clawed hand up to his face. dialogue: "I'M ALWAYS 'ALL BY MYSELF'."
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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"This isn't a library, y'know. A library... for inflation fetish gear. Some sort of sexy balloon library, I guess. Anyway, this isn't that, please buy something." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for $6 subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 25. Perry stares at Sybil, horrified.
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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WOOOO! pool party!!! happy new year!!!! here's one last sketch for our "orcs, etc" theme. it doesn't *really* fit, but i wanted to draw a big hot minotaur gal, so Deal With It

[Originally posted 2025.08.12. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
it's a really, really big transfemme cow squirting milk from her juicy tits into a pool in the heart of a labyrinth. some other gals are frolicking in the milk bath. it's hot and cute! i would be cool with getting trapped in this labyrinth tbh!!
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Here are some sexy 30-minute sketches from May 25 for my Art Aficionado tier artblog supporters! Do commissions count as canon, or is the jury still out on that one? 

[Originally posted 2025.05.16. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
horny furry patron sketches from may of 2025. they're all SO horny. if you're using a screen reader in a public place, watch OUT. there's SEX stuff happening on these suckers. aOOgah
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Check out this INCREDIBLE art of Sybil done by cool pal InnkeeperWorm!! I'm absolutely head over heels for this, holy shit. Go follow IW for more beautiful, sexy art!!! https://bsky.app/profile/innkeeperworm.bsky.social
it's Sybil! in a kicky leather hat and coat, no less, with a riding crop and a tasteful amount of tit and ass. she's super hot!!!
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Just like the Ron Popeil Rotisserie Junior, you can set it and forget it. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for $6 subscribers and up at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 24. korps operative FELICIA walks down a hallway at DOWNSVIEW, the Korps' HQ, while on a call through her visor. dialogue: "SO I SAID, TAY-TAY, HONEY, SO'S SPAGHETTI UNTIL IT GETS WET-"
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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trans variant of the queer villain pride flag
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Every cell in the Korps' body is crucial to the function of the whole, wouldn't you agree? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
an ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 23. Dr. Keridwen Bell, a mad scientist rabbit, sits at her lab counter, holding an Erlenmeyer flask full of mysterious pink fluid.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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UH OH, FAN ART TIME! these are my friend Taylor Titmouse's characters Cadogan (the wizard) and Madog (the shitty horny size-shifting imp). go buy Taylor's smut NOW!!! http://taylor-titmouse.itch.io/ 

[Originally posted 2025.07.30. https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
a human sorcerer, Cadogan, rides atop his magical familiar imp Madog, who's in big hairy fuckbeast form. Madog is frotting his big blue dick against Cadogan's entire body, and having a great time doing it. It's hot!
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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"There are maybe only seven people on earth who are geniuses at everything, and trust me, they're all pricks." A new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT is live for Esteemed Patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjayand https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for SST #4 p 22. sybil slams her hands on a countertop. dialogue: THAT ASSHOLE! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly as we draw and hang out! I'm leaving for Mexico tomorrow, so come say hi, just in case the plane's engines explode and I die gruesomely tomorrow. ...That probably won't happen, though, right? Probably? https://distressedegg.fun/stream
ad for my art stream! wow
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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SALE ENDS SATURDAY, JUNE 6! Now's your last chance to grab some $ick $aving$ from my online store with code "BIGDEALSWOW"! Nab yourself some comics (in print or digital format) or merch (in pin, patch, sticker, washi tape, keychain or bandana format) today! https://shop.irisjay.net
ad for my black friday sale! 25% off everything! use code "BIGDEALSWOW" at checkout!! ad for QUEER VILLAIN PRIDE washi tape photo of the comic KNEEJERK ad for "WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I" enamel pin
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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You only have THREE DAYS LEFT to get SICKOS SELECTION #3! Over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar creators (inc. Scandalous Sybil Throat #1 by yrs truly) for $25 USD! Grab it now and get studying, because there WILL be a final exam... https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
ad for Sickos Selection #3, featuring Dr. Sybil Throat in her professor disguise from SST #1, lounging on top of a desk and reading a book with "EVIL SEX" on the cover. the chalkboard behind her says "FINAL HOURS!"
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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"Gentlemen, if you-- nngh!-- simply pay my reasonable ransom, I'm sure that-- a-ahhh!-- your nuclear arsenals will safely return to-- oh god, right there, right there..."

[Originally posted 2025.07.18. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
a supervillain deer is indulgently monologuing to a camera while his top hench eats his pussy out. it's hot!
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM