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distressedegg.bsky.social
oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride

SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net

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"Not my circus, not my monkeys." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjayand https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
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January 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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How to draw tcocks! A guide with general advice, specific tips, and visual examples. Meant to get you thinking about the subject rather than being a cheat code for drawing good lol, so I hope something in here gets you THINKING more about BOY CLIT!

1/6
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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We need to bring back people saying esoteric and unsettling incantaions for magic instead of weaving seals and drawing diagrams. Gimme all those abstract lyrics and offputting verses before someone turns day into night or removes all the doors and windows from a room.
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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🐉ATRA MENTA: HER DRAGONS🐉
A dragon's pride is nigh unbreakable, especially that of the lindwurm Froberge...but a witch has her ways. Who better to teach an old wurm submission than a long beloathed rival?

Releases 1/30!
taylor-titmouse.itch.io/atra-menta-d...

Sample + details below!
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
finally finished reading WARHOUND vol. 1 by @kallidorarho.bsky.social today! awesome book, 100% worth the hype. tell all your freaky cenobite-ass friends about it. i'm a Kiara Monax fan, predictably, because she's such a perfect trainwreck
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
FROM THE PATREON: patron sketches from June of 2025! everyone's got their own way to have a little summer fun~ 

[Originally posted 2025.06.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
"Not my circus, not my monkeys." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjayand https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Back at AC2025, @distressedegg.bsky.social made this badge for me, and I thought I looked like a dog trying not to panic on her first supervillain assignment (And I love it so much!). I've grown into the role a bit though?
January 17, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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Scientific observation 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
TONIGHT!!! 5:30 PT / 8:30 ET! Join Draekos, Karen and yours truly as we coalesce more artistic genius from deep within the dark sparkling innerspace of our own noggins. Be there! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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its a bit of a relief to see other artists feel the same about how US artist alley has become more ""hustle culture"" with a focus on making marketable goods with ok enough art, and less ""check out this mental illness"" with 200 doujinshi pages of the best sucking and fucking you can ever imagine
January 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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hey guys, washington state is attempting to sneak through a mandatory age verification bill like the ones that have gotten NSFW sites and sites that host NSFW content blocked in various other states and some countries, please help and submit a comment opposing it

app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
Send a comment
app.leg.wa.gov
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Ten times darker than the darkest black you can even imagine? Nah, try darker than THAT. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Ten times darker than the darkest black you can even imagine? Nah, try darker than THAT. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Two consecutive matches [High quality + replay]

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January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Liam growled appreciatively when Doug moved a hoof-nailed hand down to his thick musclegut, stroking the bear’s fur. The deer’s mouth hung open in awe, salivating. “Can I-“

The older man grinned sharply. “Get in there, sport.”

(Art @distressedegg.bsky.social, Liam is @shapelessink.bsky.social’s!)
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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He lives like this?
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"This isn't a library, y'know. A library... for inflation fetish gear. Some sort of sexy balloon library, I guess. Anyway, this isn't that, please buy something." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for $6 subscribers! https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay
January 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
WOOOO! pool party!!! happy new year!!!! here's one last sketch for our "orcs, etc" theme. it doesn't *really* fit, but i wanted to draw a big hot minotaur gal, so Deal With It

[Originally posted 2025.08.12. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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4/4
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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3/4
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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2/4
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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My furry nun comic 😇 1/4
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Some fan art I made of the famous skunk lady a couple months back of last year, I’m huge fan of the Sabrina online series created by the talented @ericwschwartz.bsky.social can’t get enough of this guys work! ✨
#furryart #furryartist #furryartwork
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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read my mad science porn comix distressedegg.fun/sybil
January 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM