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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG

@distressedegg.bsky.social

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strange comics & art for horny people. she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride SITE: https://distressedegg.fun PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net avatar by @draekos.bsky.social

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 5d

Awwww, look at your little matching outfits! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 15-- Felicia sashays towards the Family Unit, full bitch mode. "A hero team! So cute."

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 5h

"BuT i ThOuGhT iT wAs FuNnY" sure, fed, i bet. so did it come with a wire already pre-installed, or did you have to do it yourself?

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 5h

if you see someone wearing one of these at a furry con, they're a fed

Spazzy 📎 @spazzy.bsky.social · 10h

Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀

Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 8d

Paypros are still throwing their weight around. Now's a good time to pick up yelling at them again!

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 3d

i mean go for it, i will never say no to birdwatching

oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 3d

if you don't have a birdsona it is time to fix that grievous error NOW

🎃SCARY PENDRAKE🐍 @peripendrake.art · 3d

Join the flock!!
I'm taking on just a few more bird-afication projects :)
Check the quoted post for more info! 🦅

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 5d

Awwww, look at your little matching outfits! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

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⋮⋮⋮ ＳＩＥＧＥ @siegefault.bsky.social · 7d

𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚂𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎.

this is unironically some HOT SHIT from @mafty.buried.gay

it was spawned from some sick stalker-esqe spec art, musings on the secret name and shape of god, and then i think i threw the mausritter inventory system at them and gave them brain damage.

mafty @mafty.buried.gay · 7d

ATTN: OPREP-GENERAL [URGENT]

HOUNDS, THE NEW #BELLSHROUD_TTRPG SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE HAS LAUNCHED. EXPECT FURTHER SNEAK PEEKS, LORE DROPS AND INFO AT @bellshroudttrpg.bsky.social

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 7d

the gang's all here, baby!!!!!

oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 7d

A little thread with my more detailed thoughts on the merger is over here: bsky.app/profile/did:... TL;DR: Fuck censorship, fuck overwork, let's make the weird gay freak shit we want and then let's PARTY.

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 7d

This week, I did something I've been meaning to do for a long time... I COMBINED MY TWO PATREON BLOGS! Head to https://patreon.com/irisjay OR https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay for fresh comic pages and art every week, cameo slots in my comics, access to my Discord server and THE VAULT, and more!

A banner advertising my combined Iris Jay / Distressed Egg blogs. The cast of Crossed Wires are on the left side, and the cast of The Scandalous Sybil Throat (plus Liqueur the chocolate rabbit) are on the right.

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yana (of the dragon yanas) @yana.quest · 12d

here's a great badge I got of my werewolf Virdis from @distressedegg.bsky.social for AC, still in love with it!

badge of a werewolf named virdis (she/they)

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 12d

FROM THE PATREON: "your regiment has been putting up some great numbers lately, but, er, the Infernal Legion does have a dress code, and, uh... I just wanted to let you know.... t-that you don't have to worry about it, ahaha..."

[subscribe today: https://patreon.com/distressedegg ]

a big and totally nude orc lady wields two axes, standing impatiently in front of a nervous lizard cultist holding a clipboard.

oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 12d

Omg this book looks AMAZING

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Emma LeRae @emmalerae.bsky.social · 13d

Stickers are in!!!!

Get 'em while they're hot

www.emmalerae.com

A picture showing stickers of an illustration of a Styracosaurus with a bloody horn and feet standing over the remains of a Daspletosaurus it's just gored and stomped to death. The Styracosaurus is in purples and blues with bright red blood everywhere. Underneath are the words "Survive out of Spite".

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♡Jenna♡ @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 15d

I WILL FIGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO ENJOY INSANE NSFW MONSTERFUCKER NON PURITANICAL ART !!!!

YOU WILL PRY IT FROM MY COLD CLAMMY SLIGHTLY ANEMIC GOONETTE HANDS

#fuckcensorship #saveartists #bskycensorship #bluesky

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 15d

If you havent joined in the effort yet, if you havent called any reps, or sent letters to paypros etc etc

You can still hop on and help. Now is the time to try! Because we will only get out of this by trying!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 16d

TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Draekos, Karen, Nero (voice only) and yours truly for our weekly art stream! Gasp and gawk in terror and delight as images flow forth from our pens-- for YOUR viewing pleasure, as well as our personal satisfaction. https://distressedegg.fun/stream

an announcement image for my art stream!

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 16d

Make sure yall do your calls!

Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 17d

#SaveSpeech

Ive updated this infographic with additional bill info, issues, etc

Find your federal and state reps below and make your voices heard!

www.congress.gov/members/find...

www.usa.gov/elected-offi...

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Aurora Hargrave 🐺🌌 @msapawcalypse.bsky.social · 16d

KEEP THOSE CALLS COMING IN!

Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 21d

A source familiar with internal workings at MasterCard notes the company is paying attention to calls around the payment processor issue. These calls continue to make the company uncomfortable internally

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Marco Palmieri @mxpalmieri.bsky.social · Feb 20

From D. L. Mayfield:

Writer D. L. Mayfield’s advice for resisting fascism.

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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 19d

play my game!! meet our new mommy goth!! there's now FIVE girls to fuckle with!!
we even made it cheaper, you can play the latest build for $5, it used to be $7!

Clown Control @clown-control.itch.io · 19d

🦇MEREDITH COMES TO COLLECT👻
That's right, for $5+ members, Meredith is now available!
The spooky scholar can't wait to meet you, with 4 NEW CGs and hundreds of lines of dialog!

Join today and have some fun~
www.patreon.com/posts/jokers...

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 20d

YEEEAAAHHHHH 👑

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 20d

thats why even if all you do is call and list off a bunch of bills you want opposed, and say "btw i support adult content and wanna see obscenity laws repealed k bye thx" you're still helping a ton cuz youre yet another constituent theyre no longer sure theyre gonna get a vote from

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 20d

this is why i encourage people to call/mail their representatives on issues too. This is WHY a lot of them get really nervous when they get a bunch of phone calls yelling at them, not because theyr hearts and minds are being changed but because theyre seeing their cushy ass job at risk

Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 20d

having 10,000 or more verified signatures on an issue puts a lot more pressure on politicians as they make their electoral calculations. that could be 10,000 people they realize they need to somehow win back after alienating, or even as a new demographic worth appealing to

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg.bsky.social · 20d

Oooooh 💖💕💖💕 we should see if we can find you a cute pair of horns sometime dear!

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