Zelda Rose
@divamissz.bsky.social
Louisiana girl, moved to New Orleans, then a big storm tossed her into Dallas. The river's small, the food's okay, but the people are nice
Only way you get him in a fighter is with a few of those buckets of lube he picked up at Diddy’s place
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Only way you get him in a fighter is with a few of those buckets of lube he picked up at Diddy’s place
What’s the word I’m looking for here? Bullhockey?
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What’s the word I’m looking for here? Bullhockey?
Deny until they die
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Deny until they die
It’s easy to say vile things when you aren‘t standing in front of the person you are insulting, where they can hit you in the face
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s easy to say vile things when you aren‘t standing in front of the person you are insulting, where they can hit you in the face
A man who hates comics for satirizing him satirizes No Kings marches. Pot, kettle, black
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A man who hates comics for satirizing him satirizes No Kings marches. Pot, kettle, black
Even better, a car he can't drive. It'll be another thing collecting dust in a garage
March 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Even better, a car he can't drive. It'll be another thing collecting dust in a garage
Would you like to know how much fentanyl the RCMP has intercepted crossing the border into the US? Go ahead, I'll wait.
It's under a kilo. Yet again, HE LIES!
It's under a kilo. Yet again, HE LIES!
March 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Would you like to know how much fentanyl the RCMP has intercepted crossing the border into the US? Go ahead, I'll wait.
It's under a kilo. Yet again, HE LIES!
It's under a kilo. Yet again, HE LIES!
Republicans rarely understand the concept of irony. Or of unintended consequences
March 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Republicans rarely understand the concept of irony. Or of unintended consequences
A face you want to curbstomp
March 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A face you want to curbstomp
See this? It's my "Why are you surprised?" face
March 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
See this? It's my "Why are you surprised?" face
"There are rules for thee, and rules for me"
March 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"There are rules for thee, and rules for me"
Here, let me feel sorry for her
*pauses*
Nope, she deserves to be hammered for being a Nazi
*pauses*
Nope, she deserves to be hammered for being a Nazi
March 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Here, let me feel sorry for her
*pauses*
Nope, she deserves to be hammered for being a Nazi
*pauses*
Nope, she deserves to be hammered for being a Nazi
That's like asking who's the best rattlesnake in the pen. They'll play nice until Trump has caused enough chaos in the government that nobody know what he's really up to. Then it'll be "Elon went to far! Gotta get rid of him, for the country's sake"
March 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That's like asking who's the best rattlesnake in the pen. They'll play nice until Trump has caused enough chaos in the government that nobody know what he's really up to. Then it'll be "Elon went to far! Gotta get rid of him, for the country's sake"
You know she does it on those special nights . . .
March 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You know she does it on those special nights . . .
Been a Costco member for years. Infinitely better than Sam's, plus you feel like you're supporting a business that does the right thing
February 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Been a Costco member for years. Infinitely better than Sam's, plus you feel like you're supporting a business that does the right thing
This is my representative. I'm so proud of her
February 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is my representative. I'm so proud of her
Because after 20 years our government has made it okay to be openly bigoted and hateful to transgender people
February 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Because after 20 years our government has made it okay to be openly bigoted and hateful to transgender people
If? Canada, Iceland, or Ireland
February 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If? Canada, Iceland, or Ireland