"Hey check out these sick lyrics I'm working on-"

Adam does not wait for you to answer, he's already playing an obnoxious riff on his guitar

“slayin demons, taking names,
wings of gold and holy flames"

"abs of steel, dick insane
thank you God, you gave me game-"

THEN THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, JASMINE, READ THE ROOM

I get it, you bitches love me. Can’t blame you, who doesn't???

But if you want me to perform for you? you better get your knees. Show some effort and worship.

The first man doesn't put on shows for freebies.
Why should I step out of my own sandbox for yours?

HOLY FUCK IT'S THE 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓!!

𝐆REATEST
𝐎F
𝐀LL
𝐓IDDIES

Boobaphomet over here 😭

accidentally played a riff so good a demon converted

Admit it

You people just WANT to watch me fuck myself 😏

WRONG

guilty of many things, babe
but i don’t need latex to worship THIS perfection

IT’S CALLED SELF-ADMIRATION, NOT SELF-DEGENERATION

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

sometimes i look in the mirror and think WOW

...

✨ 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 ✨

BOOOOOOOOOO NO ONE ASKED

╭──────────.★..─╮
ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ
╰─..★.──────────╯

"ꜱᴜᴄᴋ ᴍʏ ʜᴏʟʏ ʟɪɢʜᴛ,
ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ! ʏᴇᴀʜ!"

GUESS WHO JUST TOOK OVER THIS ACCOUNT