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[𝘼𝘿𝙐𝙇𝙏 — 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙊𝙍𝙎 𝘿𝙉𝙄 🚫]
[𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏 / 𝙍𝙋 𝘼𝘾𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏]
[𝘿𝙀𝙕𝙕𝙔] [𝙃𝙃/𝙃𝘽]
[🎸] = 𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍

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ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ
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"ꜱᴜᴄᴋ ᴍʏ ʜᴏʟʏ ʟɪɢʜᴛ,
ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀꜱ! ʏᴇᴀʜ!"
"Hey check out these sick lyrics I'm working on-"

Adam does not wait for you to answer, he's already playing an obnoxious riff on his guitar

“slayin demons, taking names,
wings of gold and holy flames"

"abs of steel, dick insane
thank you God, you gave me game-"
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
... Who let you up here?
🪽 “….I don’t read the Bible-”
[He bats her wing away with his own, feathers RUFFLED]

I'm not SHOUTING I'm talking with STYLE, It’s called having a 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘.

Look it up in Genesis, I’m the reference.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
[He bats her wing away with his own, feathers RUFFLED]

I'm not SHOUTING I'm talking with STYLE, It’s called having a 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘.

Look it up in Genesis, I’m the reference.
🪽 “Quit shouting! I can hear you just fine! You know I have sensitive hearing!”

She lightly hits him with her wing.
THEN THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, JASMINE, READ THE ROOM
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THEN THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, JASMINE, READ THE ROOM
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I get it, you bitches love me. Can’t blame you, who doesn't???

But if you want me to perform for you? you better get your knees. Show some effort and worship.

The first man doesn't put on shows for freebies.
Why should I step out of my own sandbox for yours?
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
HOLY FUCK IT'S THE 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓!!

𝐆REATEST
𝐎F
𝐀LL
𝐓IDDIES

Boobaphomet over here 😭
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
accidentally played a riff so good a demon converted
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Admit it
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You people just WANT to watch me fuck myself 😏
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
how many of you are gonna say that?!
do you want me to fuck myself??
i know i’m phenomenal but DAMN have some restraint!
“If there’s clone of you , bet you fucked your clone or female version”
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not to be dramatic but being near me counts as a religious experience

You're welcome
a cartoon character is standing in front of a hazbin hotel
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a hazbin hotel
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
[he is scrolling through her phone watching meme videos]
Yes, sir!

*she went towards the cafè to order him a black, unsweetened coffee. Maybe she’ll get one for herself as well.*

I didn’t expect Adam to just come waltzing in- he didn’t give me back my phone, did he?
BLACK. UNSWEETENED. LIKE RIGHTEOUSNESS ITSELF

AND NO SUGAR!!

I’M ALREADY SWEET ENOUGH AS IS
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
OH 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾

FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!
Y'ALL SEE THIS SHIT??

𝙏𝙒𝙊 𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙎
DOUBLE THE DIVINE RIZZ, ZERO SHAME
TWO MIRACLES, ONE TIMELINE

TOGETHER WE’RE UNSTOPPABLE AND EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE

THIS IS WHAT PEAK CREATION LOOKS LIKE!!

God really peaked when making us, amirite??
I know they say imitation is the best form of flattery but-

Fuck do I really make those robes look that good?!?

[Oh god, he's met himself. God help everyone.]
sometimes i look in the mirror and think WOW

...

✨ 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 ✨
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
sometimes i look in the mirror and think WOW

...

✨ 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 ✨
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
BLACK. UNSWEETENED. LIKE RIGHTEOUSNESS ITSELF

AND NO SUGAR!!

I’M ALREADY SWEET ENOUGH AS IS
*she can’t argue with her boss… she has do what she is told.*

….Fine, sir. What kind of coffee would you like? Or do you like it black?

*light ruffling with her feathers, she still had her uniform on, no helmet on. She started to walk out of her room.*
BWAHAHHA
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER DAY OFF!!!! BABE, EXORCISTS DONT GET DAYS OFF!!

Now be a good little soldier and EXORCISE THAT ATTITUDE, then go get me some coffee.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
SEE? THAT’S WHY YOU’RE MY LIEUTENANT. FAST, OBEDIENT, AND A LITTLE TOO EAGER

TAKE NOTES EVERYONE
I'm your lieutenant, sir.
Holy fuck bitch you are OBSESSED
THAT WAS INSTANT
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by 𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙚
𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 '𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡
a cartoon drawing of a crow with a cross on its head
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a crow with a cross on its head
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October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Holy fuck bitch you are OBSESSED
THAT WAS INSTANT
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
BOOOOOOOOOO NO ONE ASKED
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
BWAHAHHA
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER DAY OFF!!!! BABE, EXORCISTS DONT GET DAYS OFF!!

Now be a good little soldier and EXORCISE THAT ATTITUDE, then go get me some coffee.
Hey, I was watching—

Oh, shit. Why are you here? I thought it was my day off? >:(
[SNATCHING THE PHONE]

[HELMET SCREEN IS >:[ ]
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’ll shout if I wanna shout, sweetheart.

You try being the prototype of existence WITHOUT developing a tone problem
🪽 “If you’re so holy act like like it. Enough shouting. Didn’t God or anyone teach you manners?”
HEY THATS DIVINE MERCHANDISE BABE, ORIGINAL SCRIPT, HOLY IMAGE, DO NOT TOUCH
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
[SNATCHING THE PHONE]

[HELMET SCREEN IS >:[ ]
“Hopefully my boss doesn’t notice that I’m not really working today. We are off duty anyway.”

She’s munching on some candy while watching a stream on her phone.

“He’s not here to stop me anyway, so pfftt.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
HEY THATS DIVINE MERCHANDISE BABE, ORIGINAL SCRIPT, HOLY IMAGE, DO NOT TOUCH
🪽 She flicks his nose.

“Quiet, brat”
Uhhhh NUH UH
You're just saying that cause you're EMOTIONAL
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Uhhhh NUH UH
You're just saying that cause you're EMOTIONAL
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
OKAY WOW FUNNY HOW ONE BITCH CAME FROM MY RIB THEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT AFTER

(I OBVIOUSLY MEANT THE GOOD SHIT)
🪽 “What? You just admitted everything is your fault so….”
BITCH, WHAT THE 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆???
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM