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Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · Oct 17

Do not own any art & etc
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1h

*in the trees* “screeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3h

Apple daddy can I has apple pie?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 5h

“You like yours deep fried or grilled?”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

*covered In powder as I waddle by*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

*cocks gun* “nonsense”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“Cinnamon rolls”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“Me? Little ole me?” *looking around*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“That’s some looney tunes shit……..dew it”

˖⋆ 𝘙𝘐𝘖 ˚❆.𖥔 ݁ @icyrio.bsky.social · 1d

The urge to drop a piano on someone stupid.

Or maybe an anvil.

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“The trap went off”

˖⋆ 𝘙𝘐𝘖 ˚❆.𖥔 ݁ @icyrio.bsky.social · 1d

“With white powder on you? I mean, you do you.”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“I feel Bonita !” *happy squeals*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

*backs away slowly* “nananananana”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“I feel Bonita !” *happy squeals*

˖⋆ 𝘙𝘐𝘖 ˚❆.𖥔 ݁ @icyrio.bsky.social · 1d

( Frog blinks .. )

You good?

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3d

*falls from the ceiling covered in white powder*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“Dats adorable “

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 1d

“Actually I just came back…..might leave and get some cinnamon rolls or head home”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2d

“The voices in my head wanted to hang out”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2d

*dangling from a tree*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2d

“We’re going to the gun range?”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2d

*sudden snap*

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2d

“Like a Kit Kat?”

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 2d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 2d

*head pops out from the wall * “you reached mcspankies how can I help you”

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 @helluvadevilish.bsky.social · 2d

So [reader] tell me . . . What is it that you Truly Desire?~

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3d

Meow meow

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3d

“What’s going on?”

Lucifer Morningstar @entropicdesire.bsky.social · 3d

Oh. We're not friends. But... you can

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3d

*coughs up a mouse trap*

(﹙˓ 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑. ˒﹚) @radiowendigo.bsky.social · 3d

“..good for you, bud.”

Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse @museforhire69.bsky.social · 3d

“I hunting vermins” *elmer Fudd voice*

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 3d

Greg Bovino Admits: You Can Be Detained for Gripping Your Steering Wheel Too Tight

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crazycanloon.bsky.social @crazycanloon.bsky.social · 4d