Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse
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⚠️PLEASE THINK BEFORE FOLLOWING THERE IS A MATURE WARNING & NO MINORS⚠️
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Pinned
Do not own any art & etc
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
*duct tapes the halo to her head*
Her halo won't stay above her head. It’s only slightly concerning.
Not really she usually doesn't notice until it falls on her.
Not really she usually doesn't notice until it falls on her.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*duct tapes the halo to her head*
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Don’t forget LBJ and the war on poverty. If the Dems could just divorce themselves from wall street and dirty money, grow a spine and a set of cajones, and walk the walk, that’d be super.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Don’t forget LBJ and the war on poverty. If the Dems could just divorce themselves from wall street and dirty money, grow a spine and a set of cajones, and walk the walk, that’d be super.
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#GVerse The man who shoot those two West Virginia National Guard in DC was working with the CIA. He was vetted by #Shit4Brain's administration. #Shitface is lying about everything.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
#GVerse The man who shoot those two West Virginia National Guard in DC was working with the CIA. He was vetted by #Shit4Brain's administration. #Shitface is lying about everything.
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Couldn’t have said it any better.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Couldn’t have said it any better.
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Party of law and order
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Party of law and order
*bounces up and down in the flames*
. . . .
Ugh
Ugh
*does a little tap dance routine* “hawt cha cha!”
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*bounces up and down in the flames*
*does a little tap dance routine* “hawt cha cha!”
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????"
“Made it spicy?”
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*does a little tap dance routine* “hawt cha cha!”
“Made it spicy?”
"WHY IS THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY ON FIRE????? WHO DID IT??? COME FOWARD!!!!!"
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Made it spicy?”
“Gobble gobble?”
"Well Thanksgiving is tomorrow-"
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Gobble gobble?”
“Heh…..buggy go brrrrrrr”
SCREAMS
Throws shoe at bug-
Throws shoe at bug-
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Heh…..buggy go brrrrrrr”
*eating a bowel of jambalaya*
... Disgraceful... Such vulgar things make my skin crawl...
•He's looking at a few certain people•
•He's looking at a few certain people•
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
*eating a bowel of jambalaya*
Not to mention the people waving that flag whose ancestors that also came here
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Not to mention the people waving that flag whose ancestors that also came here
“You can hear the voices too?”
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“You can hear the voices too?”
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I'm sorry if this has already been done before, I just couldn't resist doing it
#hazbinhotelabel #hazbinhotellute #hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotelabel #hazbinhotellute #hazbinhotel
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm sorry if this has already been done before, I just couldn't resist doing it
#hazbinhotelabel #hazbinhotellute #hazbinhotel
#hazbinhotelabel #hazbinhotellute #hazbinhotel
“Or have some Red Bull with some crack”
". . . . .I should pull a all nighter"
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Or have some Red Bull with some crack”
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White House getting brutally fact checked... 😏
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
White House getting brutally fact checked... 😏
“The bussy master”
``Fuck no I'm done with chicks!"
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“The bussy master”
“Wait what kind of tease?”
"... I can be a horrible tease."
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Wait what kind of tease?”
“I shove a stick of dynamite up mah ass for explosive shits and giggles”
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“I shove a stick of dynamite up mah ass for explosive shits and giggles”
“…………gobble gobble”
"I meant in levels of ridiculousness."
“I can be your bugs bunny if you be my Lola bunny…..or Elmer Fudd…..or Daffy Duck….or Yosemite Sam”
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“…………gobble gobble”
“I can be your bugs bunny if you be my Lola bunny…..or Elmer Fudd…..or Daffy Duck….or Yosemite Sam”
"Okay, we're entering Looney Tunes territory now."
“That or you fuck to make the deal, like tattoo of the contract on your stomach and as they slide right in that’s when the deal is made”
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“I can be your bugs bunny if you be my Lola bunny…..or Elmer Fudd…..or Daffy Duck….or Yosemite Sam”
“That or you fuck to make the deal, like tattoo of the contract on your stomach and as they slide right in that’s when the deal is made”
"So the sweetness is like, as a bonus incentive?!"
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
“That’s why you gotta tell them before they eat it, duh”
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“That or you fuck to make the deal, like tattoo of the contract on your stomach and as they slide right in that’s when the deal is made”
“That’s why you gotta tell them before they eat it, duh”
"Wouldn't work.
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
“Put a contract or some edible print on some cupcake or brownie, whatever then when they eat it the deal been made”
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“That’s why you gotta tell them before they eat it, duh”
“Put a contract or some edible print on some cupcake or brownie, whatever then when they eat it the deal been made”
"...okay."
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Put a contract or some edible print on some cupcake or brownie, whatever then when they eat it the deal been made”