Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse
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Pinned
Do not own any art & etc
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
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“Can you twitch your wittle tail?”
Ear twitch.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Can you twitch your wittle tail?”
Ok I’m not calling it a “peace prize” just a trophy I’m calling it and second aren’t they usually a coin or medal with some guys face on it? This is just a bull shit trophy, it’s like getting a masters degree from McDonald’s or other fast food. No one with a brain is calling it a “peace prize”
Mockery followed after Trump was handed a newly created FIFA “Peace Prize” at the 2026 World Cup draw. Read the full story at bit.ly/49Zbi2j
#DonaldTrump #FIFA #PeacePrize #WorldCup2026 #PoliticsInSports #ViralMoment #USPolitics #BreakingNews #PoliticalNews
#DonaldTrump #FIFA #PeacePrize #WorldCup2026 #PoliticsInSports #ViralMoment #USPolitics #BreakingNews #PoliticalNews
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ok I’m not calling it a “peace prize” just a trophy I’m calling it and second aren’t they usually a coin or medal with some guys face on it? This is just a bull shit trophy, it’s like getting a masters degree from McDonald’s or other fast food. No one with a brain is calling it a “peace prize”
“Ecto coolers~”
its endearing that people still take inspiration from the 90s.
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Ecto coolers~”
Someone check Shapiro computer
I mean....if being a child rapist destroys a presidency, then maybe, JUST maybe the guy shouldn't be president. Also, FUCK Ben Shapiro. Fucking whiny ass pansy bitch.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Someone check Shapiro computer
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His feigned ignorance is disturbing. He definitely needs to be removed.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
His feigned ignorance is disturbing. He definitely needs to be removed.
“Five more mins” *head under the pillow*
"ATTENTION ALL MY QUEERS, GAYS , LESBIANS , BISEXUALS TRANS PEOPLE etc!!!!"
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"We're gonna make everything gay"
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"We're gonna make everything gay"
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Five more mins” *head under the pillow*
“Dumpling soup”
"Whatcha making?"
*casually making soup for the READER*
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Dumpling soup”
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This appears to be true. Donald Trump did say that.
More: www.truthorfiction.com/did-trump-sa...
More: www.truthorfiction.com/did-trump-sa...
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This appears to be true. Donald Trump did say that.
More: www.truthorfiction.com/did-trump-sa...
More: www.truthorfiction.com/did-trump-sa...
“Oh boy , imma give the multiverse Holy Spirit!”
"Oh. By all means. Have at."
“You don’t mind I take a gander at Eve and Lilith don’t you?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Oh boy , imma give the multiverse Holy Spirit!”
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"Oh. By all means. Have at."
“You don’t mind I take a gander at Eve and Lilith don’t you?”
Ah well.
"... thank you..."
"... thank you..."
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Oh. By all means. Have at."
“You don’t mind I take a gander at Eve and Lilith don’t you?”
Ah well.
"... thank you..."
"... thank you..."
*pulls out a santa lingerie* “happy early Christmas”
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“You don’t mind I take a gander at Eve and Lilith don’t you?”
*pulls out a santa lingerie* “happy early Christmas”
"Ohhh. Well. We'll see how that goes, won't we?"
“I buy him a Santa outfit then”
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
*pulls out a santa lingerie* “happy early Christmas”
“I buy him a Santa outfit then”
"I'll have you know there is only one candy cane this Chr-Chri-/Christmas/ I'll be swallowing, and it is not Santa's. Now, kindly get off the subject. My husband is a very jealous man."
“With a big thick candy cane huh?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“I buy him a Santa outfit then”
“With a big thick candy cane huh?”
"..."
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“With a big thick candy cane huh?”
“Not if hunky buff beef cakes”
Jolly old men are not my bag.
“You do the same to Santa”
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“Not if hunky buff beef cakes”
“You do the same to Santa”
Crude.
“Imma go fuck Mrs clause!”
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“You do the same to Santa”
“I don’t know” *hides a pudding cup behind me*
"WHO ATE ALL THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING?!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“I don’t know” *hides a pudding cup behind me*
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Non profit Whoreganization
Also, my phone autocorrected Whoreganization !
Also, my phone autocorrected Whoreganization !
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Non profit Whoreganization
Also, my phone autocorrected Whoreganization !
Also, my phone autocorrected Whoreganization !
*duct tapes the halo to her head*
Her halo won't stay above her head. It’s only slightly concerning.
Not really she usually doesn't notice until it falls on her.
Not really she usually doesn't notice until it falls on her.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*duct tapes the halo to her head*
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Don’t forget LBJ and the war on poverty. If the Dems could just divorce themselves from wall street and dirty money, grow a spine and a set of cajones, and walk the walk, that’d be super.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Don’t forget LBJ and the war on poverty. If the Dems could just divorce themselves from wall street and dirty money, grow a spine and a set of cajones, and walk the walk, that’d be super.
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#GVerse The man who shoot those two West Virginia National Guard in DC was working with the CIA. He was vetted by #Shit4Brain's administration. #Shitface is lying about everything.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
#GVerse The man who shoot those two West Virginia National Guard in DC was working with the CIA. He was vetted by #Shit4Brain's administration. #Shitface is lying about everything.
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Couldn’t have said it any better.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Couldn’t have said it any better.
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Party of law and order
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Party of law and order
*bounces up and down in the flames*
. . . .
Ugh
Ugh
*does a little tap dance routine* “hawt cha cha!”
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*bounces up and down in the flames*