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AZIZA / AZI @succublessed.bsky.social · 20h

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‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ “ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ… ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ? ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜ ᴜꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛ?” . ₊ ⊹ .₊

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · 7d

|| Not gonna be changing this Adam's portrayal to be more in line with S2. Like what I've done with him and likely gonna keep him that way.

With that being said, still really happy he's gonna be back in some form.

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Sep 5

Blink. Blink.

"Huh... gonna be honest, last place I expected a squid to bring me-"

Yup still calling him a squid.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Sep 5

🐙 “Yeah yeah. I’m cool. I know. Come on”

He proceeds to lead him to the place. It was a seafood restaurant ironically.

“Hope you aren’t allergic to shellfish”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Sep 5

"Well shit I don't know- We have some aquatic types up above, but uh- none of them can change the weather as far as im aware- pretty unique I'd say."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Sep 5

"Well shit I don't know- We have some aquatic types up above, but uh- none of them can change the weather as far as im aware- pretty unique I'd say."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “It’s one of my powers. How else do you think I can survive on land despite depending on water?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"I mean yeah but... not down here-"

Adam said as he held out a hand, letting some raindrops fall onto his open palm.

"It's... it's nice."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Sep 5

"Man I have /not/ missed this bullshit..."

𝐵𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝒽𝒾𝑒𝓁 @blessingsbedone.bsky.social · Aug 21

†′Lecture you? even in Heaven you where hard to lecture.„†

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 11

"Oh great... another chucklefuck from my past choosing now as a good time for a lecture. Little late now jackass."

|| No worries at all ^^ ||

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Sep 5

"Heh, nah kid, you make it look way cooler."

Cue a gentle hair ruffle.

⌊⌏𝐀𝐛𝐞𝖑⌎⌉ @firstmurdervictim.bsky.social · Aug 25

@progenitorofman.bsky.social

⌏⌊ Hey... Dad? Um do I look like you with the mask on..? ⌉

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Sep 5

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"I mean yeah but... not down here-"

Adam said as he held out a hand, letting some raindrops fall onto his open palm.

"It's... it's nice."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “It’s normal rain. What? You’ve never seen it before? Aren’t you literally the first man?”

It was a result of Sage’s water powers. It was helping to keep him from drying out.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Go figure I didn't bring an umbrella--- what do you mean its not acid rain..? Then what is it?"

Adam followed along. After all, he had no idea where he was going otherwise.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Go figure I didn't bring an umbrella--- what do you mean its not acid rain..? Then what is it?"

Adam followed along. After all, he had no idea where he was going otherwise.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “Oh don’t worry….that wasn’t acid rain pigeon” He reassured.

They continued to walk the streets of hell. A nice gentle drizzle of water began to fall.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

Adam shook his head slightly as the rain coated his face and quickly caused the remaining ink to flow off of him.

"Huh, Thought we weren't supposed to get acid rain for another couple weeks-"

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

Adam shook his head slightly as the rain coated his face and quickly caused the remaining ink to flow off of him.

"Huh, Thought we weren't supposed to get acid rain for another couple weeks-"

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “No worries. I know a nice dive in bar. Decent food and prices.”

He begins to lead Adam there. Small drops of water began to pour from the sky and onto the former Angel. They cleaned the ink from his face while avoiding his eyes.

Was….was this Sage’s plan the whole time??

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"I uhm- sure I guess..?"

Adam genuinely didn't know how to react, this was a rather bizzare change of pace.

"Just no fancy places, wallets already hurting enough as is... I'll consider it your apology for blasting my face with ink..."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"I uhm- sure I guess..?"

Adam genuinely didn't know how to react, this was a rather bizzare change of pace.

"Just no fancy places, wallets already hurting enough as is... I'll consider it your apology for blasting my face with ink..."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “You heard me-“

He gets up.

“You pay for dinner and I’ll get the booze and dessert. Sound fair?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

Adam went from really pissed off to super confused in less than a blink of an eye.

"Uhm... wait, what?"

Blink, blink.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

Adam went from really pissed off to super confused in less than a blink of an eye.

"Uhm... wait, what?"

Blink, blink.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “Well why don’t you just take me out to dinner instead! I’ll pay for the drinks and dessert!”

What was happening-

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"YOU'RE GONNA BE THE DINNER WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!"

Finally, he used his magic to clean up the ink, although it took a few moments as he couldn't concentrate very well with a face full of ink.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"YOU'RE GONNA BE THE DINNER WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!"

Finally, he used his magic to clean up the ink, although it took a few moments as he couldn't concentrate very well with a face full of ink.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “Why!?!? So you can sink your teeth into me again?? Buy me dinner first *sshole!” He yelled back.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

And off he goes-

Albeit not without leaving a mean bite mark.

"WHERE DID YOU GO!?? GET BACK HERE!!!"

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

And off he goes-

Albeit not without leaving a mean bite mark.

"WHERE DID YOU GO!?? GET BACK HERE!!!"

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “OW!”

Adam managed to sink his teeth into his shoulder.

“Stop it you big turkey!!!” He hissed, attempting to kick him off.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"OW- MOTHER FUCKER-"

Adam is now resorting to biting. It's hard to swing at what you can't see. So biting ferociously will have to do.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"OW- MOTHER FUCKER-"

Adam is now resorting to biting. It's hard to swing at what you can't see. So biting ferociously will have to do.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “WHO CARES!? ITS LOOK AWFUL ON YOU ANYWAY!!!!” He growled back, whacking him in the head with his tentacle.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG ITS GONNA TAKE THIS TO WASH OUT?!?!?"

Keeping the other against the ground using his shoulder.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG ITS GONNA TAKE THIS TO WASH OUT?!?!?"

Keeping the other against the ground using his shoulder.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 Sage this time wasn’t fast enough to move out of the way. The hybrid tumbled to the ground as the ex angel tackled him.

“Ah- Get off-”

Unfortunately Sage sucked at combat.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA-!"

Yet another lunge-

Sage must've really pissed him off. If he was thinking clearly, he'd just use his magic to make the ink dissappear.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA-!"

Yet another lunge-

Sage must've really pissed him off. If he was thinking clearly, he'd just use his magic to make the ink dissappear.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 Using his rabbit reflexes Sage dodged away.

“Missed me~”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Adam growled and lunged where he heard laughing, still unable to open his eyes without risking ink getting in his eyes.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Adam growled and lunged where he heard laughing, still unable to open his eyes without risking ink getting in his eyes.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 He laughed.

“If that grosses you out you aren’t gonna last any longer in hell”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"GAH! THE ACTUAL- FUCKING GROSS-"

trying desperately to wipe it off his face and staining the ever loving shit out of his cloak in the process.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"GAH! THE ACTUAL- FUCKING GROSS-"

trying desperately to wipe it off his face and staining the ever loving shit out of his cloak in the process.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “You can’t tell me what to do pigeon boy”

The jackalope then proceeded to squirt ink on his face.

Oh no-

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

Adam's eyes narrowed behind the mask slightly. Seems that statement had managed to catch Adam's attention.

"Hey, when I want your opinion, I'll fucking ask for it. Got it? Now, run along before I decide I could use some Takoyaki for dinner."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

Adam's eyes narrowed behind the mask slightly. Seems that statement had managed to catch Adam's attention.

"Hey, when I want your opinion, I'll fucking ask for it. Got it? Now, run along before I decide I could use some Takoyaki for dinner."

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “Awww you poor poor baby. Do you want me to hug you and give you your blankie” He said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

“It’s your own fault you ended up here”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Buddy, you have no fucking idea."

Adam sayed with an annoyed groan.

"If you think this is bad? Try serving mindlessly for thousands of years just to END UP HERE ANYWAYS!"

He says with a laugh that's more painful than genuine.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

Someone might wanna check on him.

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Buddy, you have no fucking idea."

Adam sayed with an annoyed groan.

"If you think this is bad? Try serving mindlessly for thousands of years just to END UP HERE ANYWAYS!"

He says with a laugh that's more painful than genuine.

Orchid + Family @bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · Aug 12

🐙 “…..God is real?”

Sage was never a believer. He’d always assumed religion was just another lie people tell themselves to feel better.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Mhm, yuh huh."

He wasn't even listening-

"Cause you're down here for being such a stellar guy, right? At least you didn't have literal /god/ breathing down your neck."

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

He's gonna just take it.

He kinda walked right into this beating.

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

|| Rest well friend

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖆𝖓 @progenitorofman.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Woah woah chill out-"

He should've just kept his mouth shut-

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