goblin girlprince
@dizzydami.bsky.social
They made a lot of me at the factory, apparently. I was out for two hours and saw three others of me. Same face, hair, and outfit style but in different colors. 😅
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They made a lot of me at the factory, apparently. I was out for two hours and saw three others of me. Same face, hair, and outfit style but in different colors. 😅
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cant spell snooze without ooze [oozes asleep again]
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
cant spell snooze without ooze [oozes asleep again]
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drying my hair is a 2 phase boss fight
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
drying my hair is a 2 phase boss fight
It's wet bitch wednesday sunday. (Went out in the rain to get coffee)
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's wet bitch wednesday sunday. (Went out in the rain to get coffee)
My wife says: What if Seven of Nine had a dick but her outfit is so tight you'd see it all the time and she was just walking around like that?
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
My wife says: What if Seven of Nine had a dick but her outfit is so tight you'd see it all the time and she was just walking around like that?
Watching DS9 and she says "Deep Space Brine... What if they made pickles? A pickle shop on the promenade..."
Watching Voyager with my wife and every time she keeps making a joke where Seven of Nine is "Seven of Brine" and not remembering that she's already made it before. "What if she was a pickle? Seven of Brine!"
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Watching DS9 and she says "Deep Space Brine... What if they made pickles? A pickle shop on the promenade..."
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Are we the baddies but it’s about trannies realizing they’re actually hot as hell
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Are we the baddies but it’s about trannies realizing they’re actually hot as hell
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imagine if we all did our part to spread more kindness and love and positivity into the world instead of negativity and bad vibes
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
imagine if we all did our part to spread more kindness and love and positivity into the world instead of negativity and bad vibes
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May all women be freed from searching for self worth in a man's attention, amen 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
May all women be freed from searching for self worth in a man's attention, amen 🙏
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that’s it buddy, you’ve pissed your last pant
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
that’s it buddy, you’ve pissed your last pant
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FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
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my ideology is that i love bad bitches
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
my ideology is that i love bad bitches
Peach gobbler... but which peach is it? 🍑
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Peach gobbler... but which peach is it? 🍑
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if you're cold shes cold cum in her butt
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if you're cold shes cold cum in her butt
My wife says: Spit out on the altar of Thursday to be devoured by Friday’s revenge... [Hyperventilating] It's so dark. Eternal darkness!
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My wife says: Spit out on the altar of Thursday to be devoured by Friday’s revenge... [Hyperventilating] It's so dark. Eternal darkness!
Slorpulent dreamings to ye.
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Slorpulent dreamings to ye.
My wife, seeing the news: Every day I am slapped in the face with a new dead fish of absurdity by a maniacally laughing evil clown.
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My wife, seeing the news: Every day I am slapped in the face with a new dead fish of absurdity by a maniacally laughing evil clown.
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trabsnegender wobrmn r so buteautifuml
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
trabsnegender wobrmn r so buteautifuml
My wife says: Fireman carrying Jesus down this beach because he's a delicate intellectual and we gotta fuckin' go.
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My wife says: Fireman carrying Jesus down this beach because he's a delicate intellectual and we gotta fuckin' go.
Get in loser, we're finding our lost whimsy.
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Get in loser, we're finding our lost whimsy.
Me IRL:
a yuri about 2 people chilling in a tiny apartment
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Me IRL:
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going to the movies rules because you show up at 8:05 for the 8:00 showtime and get to sit through 20 minutes of the most dogshit ads imaginable
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
going to the movies rules because you show up at 8:05 for the 8:00 showtime and get to sit through 20 minutes of the most dogshit ads imaginable
Dreamed that I saw @peachingncreaming.bsky.social in a golden bikini while going down the steps to the beach and I was so blasted I fell down the stairs.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Dreamed that I saw @peachingncreaming.bsky.social in a golden bikini while going down the steps to the beach and I was so blasted I fell down the stairs.