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Dizzy The Bard | The Hottest Artist On Your Spotify, Bottom Line
@dizzythebard.com
Commissions/Collabs are currently open - if you need an incredible song, you need *me* ~

Narrative D&D Rap Album? Yeah:
https://recordu.lnk.to/QAnQ6S

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https://patreon.com/dizzythebard
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Not missing anything. People are selfish and they give themselves permission to like what they like, heedless of the problems. They don't think of it as "supporting a garbage person", they just think it's the thing that "means a lot" to them or they're "separating the art from the artist" or similar
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Based on the bsky team's response to MOST things, I assume they killed the account to allow the slop to thrive because it was *actually* making the slop accounts lose traction and they didn't want that 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"That's not gonna hork for me, brother."
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's a bummer, but like, if anything you being in a similar boat is almost reassuring - like, I get why so many companies can cut lower-level positions like leads and coordinators, but if a really good *art director* is having trouble getting work, something bigger is clearly wrong :/
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh it gets WAY worse. I recently got recommended a livestream on YouTube while scrolling Shorts...

It was a young lady slapping her lube-soaked feet together into the microphone and pouting at the camera, and the TITLE of her stream was "Sydney is Eating".

She was *not even eating*.

It was gross.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It's terrible - I have 13 years' experience with marketing, but I can't even get a round-one call at a nonprofit with my experience working at Planned Parenthood.

Literally over 1200 applications, not one call since about April/May, and even then only four interviews total since *January*...
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Whoooaaa
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
And *this* is my day now, wow 🤩
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That's a hell of a wall, whoa - are you okay??
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Would @strayfamiliar.shop count? I might be *extremely* biased...

... it's me. I'm The Stray Familiar lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
😍 the *baby* !
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ooohhhhhh 🤩
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
For sure, like, the "we did this because we can, the proof of concept of how good we are at robotics, look how nimble it is, give us money?" and everyone is knocking on the top panel and kicking at the little wheel-feet and going "hm, that's not bad, this baby could carry a lot of stuff..."
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I kinda wish I could just wear this
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My partner has been learning this sorcery for the last year or so, it's wild how it just perpetuates. They made chicken, took all the trimmings and made broth, took the now-spent trimmings and composted them, now we have meat for one meal, broth for another, and enriched soil.

They're doing magic.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Yyyyyyikes
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ohhh man... that's the good stuff
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM